You Know You Spend Too Much Time on T-Nation When...

…when you think it’s OK to announce to everyone on the planet with a computer how much your nuts have shrunk, and which controlled substances you use without a prescription.

if you call da ambalamps when somebody be leakin’

when you recommend the V-Diet, Flameout, and HOT-ROX to fat girls with some potential.

When you try and figure out ways to pronounce things like “hawt abz” or “teh ghey” in a way that people will hear the spelling.

When you see something funny or something that pisses you off at the gym, you immediately consider making a thread about it.

When you hear a joke 80% of the time you narrow your eyes and say “I see what you did there.”

When you take your laptop into the next room just to show your roommate a funny thread. (Just did this last week with the altering clothes and wanting to be fashionable threads)

When you see hammer strength chest machines you think of Professor X.

t-mag is my homepage…

[quote]cheetah wrote:
t-mag is my homepage…[/quote]

…when you have thirty posts in seven years.

Wait, what?

When you bribe the Webmaster at work to whitelist www.tnation.com from Websense’s internet filter.

When you’re honestly afraid of tribunaldudes power.

[quote]pushmepullme wrote:

[quote]cheetah wrote:
t-mag is my homepage…[/quote]

…when you have thirty posts in seven years.

Wait, what?[/quote]

Bitch slap.

When you no longer notice Biotest pimping in the articles and skip to page 3 of the discussions because of Biotest handjobs.

[quote]entheogens wrote:
When you hire a search agency to find where Kliplemet is and if he ever married one of his Nigerian/Ghanian whores. [/quote]

when you are genuinely curious how the search for Klip is going…that boy has some questions to answer…like if he’s married one of his Nigerian/Ghanian whores

When your boss finally ask "why is your screen always black and red.

[quote]Htowner wrote:
T-Nation is on my favorites toolbar across the top of my browser right next to the local weather and Pandora.

You also might be a T-Nation junky if you see some scrawny punk bragging/flexing, and the first thing you want to do is walk up and ask “Are you natty?”[/quote]

  1. Home page on home comp and college log in biatch! :wink:

  2. Fuck yeah same thing cept I ask guy in the gym talking about his traps “Do you knwo SrJoker?”

[quote]PAINTRAINDave wrote:
^^ this

P.S. You frequently do ^^ this[/quote]

It was alot funnier when I worked on the shop floor with other blue collar guys like myself. Paybacks were to be expected though. I miss the endless hi-jinks but not the backbreaking work.

The white collar guys I work with now don’t appreciate good commedy :frowning:

And to October Girl…I was wondering where you went just yesterday.

[quote]VikingsAD28 wrote:
When you try and figure out ways to pronounce things like “hawt abz” or “teh ghey” in a way that people will hear the spelling.

When you see something funny or something that pisses you off at the gym, you immediately consider making a thread about it.

When you hear a joke 80% of the time you narrow your eyes and say “I see what you did there.”

When you take your laptop into the next room just to show your roommate a funny thread. (Just did this last week with the altering clothes and wanting to be fashionable threads)

When you see hammer strength chest machines you think of Professor X.[/quote]

All these. I also call the amber lamps.

Too much time on T-Nation when you hear any of the words: bobybuilding.com or crossfit, or Men’s Fitness and laugh uncontrollably every time.

True story. Some one at gym come up to me. I’m wearing my TMUSCLE shirt and he starts telling me about this sick program he got off bodybuilding.com and I should go on there.

you feel quite pleased when you get to start another demotivational/random pics thread.

When your an hour late because you decided to check TMSUCLE for anything interesting before you left…and are still on it . FUCK! Oh no…contemporary social problems…screw it that class blows. Except when its in the lab and I can sit on here.

[quote]tdubs wrote:
you feel quite pleased when you get to start another demotivational/random pics thread.[/quote]

And you get pissed when you don’t.

YOU BASTARD!

[quote]angry chicken wrote:
^ is afraid to go to page five of GAL and insult me in the man above thread… Cuz his flaming avatar reflects his gay personality [/quote]

^ sorry bastard for getting the last post on that thread and not being man enough to start the new one.

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]Thorpughet wrote:

When you see this picture and think : “Steroids? Nah…”[/quote]

someones on the Anaconda protocol[/quote]

when you seriously think the Anaconda Protocol is going to build “slabs of new muscle”