“I am ashamed of you! You let your enemies pray 5 times a day, give them food of their choice, have a Muslim chaplain there, even have your soldiers put on gloves before touching a Quran! I once killed an entire village in Czechoslovakia for killing my little Heydrich! I gave prisoners in my camps bread made with sawdust and vermin droppings! Some of my guards even used prisoners for target practice! And now I hear all you do is turn off the air conditioner! How pathetic! Hey, speaking of air conditioners, could you send me one (like you did for Saddam)? It is very hot down here!!”
— Adolf
Headhunter:
Excellent post!
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
“I am ashamed of you! You let your enemies pray 5 times a day, give them food of their choice, have a Muslim chaplain there, even have your soldiers put on gloves before touching a Quran! I once killed an entire village in Czechoslovakia for killing my little Heydrich! I gave prisoners in my camps bread made with sawdust and vermin droppings! Some of my guards even used prisoners for target practice! And now I hear all you do is turn off the air conditioner! How pathetic! Hey, speaking of air conditioners, could you send me one (like you did for Saddam)? It is very hot down here!!”
— Adolf
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One is quickly being sent your way. It will be covered in roses and smell of almonds! 
OD
Were trying damnit… cut us some slack!
Thats not what the amnesty international report told me 
Awesome, very funny post. We live in a world in which otherwise good-intentioned people have utterly forgotten what a fascist really is, and how to define and treat an enemy, for that matter.
I can’t believe the shit America and Israel have to put up with from the world press. Forget Hitler-- these people are god-damned lucky the ancient Romans aren’t in charge of our wars and prisoners.
[quote]The Red Monk wrote:
Awesome, very funny post. We live in a world in which otherwise good-intentioned people have utterly forgotten what a fascist really is, and how to define and treat an enemy, for that matter.
I can’t believe the shit America and Israel have to put up with from the world press. Forget Hitler-- these people are god-damned lucky the ancient Romans aren’t in charge of our wars and prisoners.[/quote]
What about Vlad the Impaler?
Another one of the blood-drinking, head-impaling party animal…
Nothing like impaling your enemies’ heads on stakes and then having them over for dinner!
OD
I’m pretty sure if our grandfathers had been this big of pussies all of Europe would be speaking German and all of Asia would be speaking Japanese. Our country would be Mexico instead of only kinda Mexico and South America and Africa would still be the same, shitty and a complete shithole, respectively.
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
“I am ashamed of you! You let your enemies pray 5 times a day, give them food of their choice, have a Muslim chaplain there, even have your soldiers put on gloves before touching a Quran! I once killed an entire village in Czechoslovakia for killing my little Heydrich! I gave prisoners in my camps bread made with sawdust and vermin droppings! Some of my guards even used prisoners for target practice! And now I hear all you do is turn off the air conditioner! How pathetic! Hey, speaking of air conditioners, could you send me one (like you did for Saddam)? It is very hot down here!!”
— Adolf
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I read today that the the guards in Gitmo must handle the Qur’an wearing gloves. And they do.
The inmates “will not let them” touch the book without gloves because they are unclean infidels.
The guards actually put up with this shit and buy into the whole charade in an effort to not offend them. Since they are Marine guards I imagine they would handle the situation differently if it was up to them.
No we are not very good facists.
If you want to be ruthless domineering conquerors and killers, you should really be living in another country. That’s now what the US was created to be…
Sorry.
[quote]vroom wrote:
If you want to be ruthless domineering conquerors and killers, you should really be living in another country. That’s now what the US was created to be…
Sorry.[/quote]
And Canada was created for “Lesbian Film Entrepreneurs” like yourself…
Sorry.
OD
OD,
You’ve given me great hope! Damn, I have renewed vigor and inspiration, thanks man!
Good laugh!
Actually, Vlad was known as the impaler because he ordered his victims put on slender poles stuck up his victim’s asses. Throughout the rest of the day, the unlucky “impalee” would thrash about and scream in pain as his/her intestines worked themselves into a straight tube wrapped around the pole like a gym sock.
Yeah, he was one upright kinda guy, that Vlad. I’m sure he had a mean tennis game too.
Actually, Romanians consider him a hero. He was pretty much a victim of German and Turkish propaganda in that time. It is said that by his draconian laws he eradicated crime in Valahia…
A legend says a golden chalice was put near a well so taht travellers could drink… when the chalice disappeared, the people knew Vlad was no longer king…
[quote]Black Thorn wrote:
when the chalice disappeared, the people knew Vlad was no longer king…[/quote]
…OR that somebody stole it, one of the two.
[quote]Pretzel Logic wrote:
Our country would be Mexico instead of only kinda Mexico and South America and Africa would still be the same, shitty and a complete shithole, respectively.[/quote]
Lol, can you please explain how the US is ‘kinda Mexico’?
[quote]Orbitalboner wrote:
Pretzel Logic wrote:
Lol, can you please explain how the US is ‘kinda Mexico’?[/quote]
Visit Texas and the other border states including California. You’ll see. Se hable Espanol?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Black Thorn wrote:
when the chalice disappeared, the people knew Vlad was no longer king…
…OR that somebody stole it, one of the two.[/quote]
That’s the idea… nobody would dare steal it while Vlad was the king…
[quote]Black Thorn wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Black Thorn wrote:
when the chalice disappeared, the people knew Vlad was no longer king…
…OR that somebody stole it, one of the two.
That’s the idea… nobody would dare steal it while Vlad was the king… [/quote]
…because they’d end up like a popsicle! LOL