Yet Another Funny Planet Fitness Story

PREFACE: i went w/ my GF to workout there tonight, she likes to use the stair master there, that’s my story and i’m sticking to it.

anyway, i brought duct tape w/ me. for incline DB presses i thought i’ll tape 10lb plates to each side of their heaviest DB 75lbs, at least then i’ve got 95’s. i’m smart. i bet i could add a five or so to each side w/ enough tape to put me over the 100lb marker.

it worked like a charm but man people look at you like you just shit in their yogurt.

Cliffnotes:

I’m Cyruseven and I use 95lb dumbbells for incline presses. Acknowledge this.

no lunk no lol

wow…

do you give out autographs !?

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Cliffnotes:

I’m Cyruseven and I use 95lb dumbbells for incline presses. Acknowledge this.[/quote]

Acknowledge I shall.

I don’t know you but I already hate you, your story, and your girlfriend as well. Good day sir.

If you knew you were going, you should have gotten your gf to video tape you setting off the lunk alar, then making a scene.

[quote]cyruseven75 wrote:
PREFACE: i went w/ my GF to workout there tonight, she likes to use the stair master there, that’s my story and i’m sticking to it.

anyway, i brought duct tape w/ me. for incline DB presses i thought i’ll tape 10lb plates to each side of their heaviest DB 75lbs, at least then i’ve got 95’s. i’m smart. i bet i could add a five or so to each side w/ enough tape to put me over the 100lb marker.

it worked like a charm but man people look at you like you just shit in their yogurt.

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Congratulations, you lift as much as weight as my little sister.

…or video her on the stair master. (kidding :p)

I have a theory that if the second post was positive instead of negative the following posts would’ve been nicer also.
We’ve had threads about the stupidity of Planet Fitness and it didn’t really sound to me like the OP was bragging.

[quote]Nards wrote:
I have a theory that if the second post was positive instead of negative the following posts would’ve been nicer also.
We’ve had threads about the stupidity of Planet Fitness and it didn’t really sound to me like the OP was bragging.[/quote]

I would have to agree with tha theory.

[quote]cyruseven75 wrote:
PREFACE: i went w/ my GF to workout there tonight, she likes to use the stair master there, that’s my story and i’m sticking to it.

anyway, i brought duct tape w/ me. for incline DB presses i thought i’ll tape 10lb plates to each side of their heaviest DB 75lbs, at least then i’ve got 95’s. i’m smart. i bet i could add a five or so to each side w/ enough tape to put me over the 100lb marker.

it worked like a charm but man people look at you like you just shit in their yogurt.
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Hey I feel your pain brother. My gym max dumbells are 100’s. Sometimes you have to modify shi*. Have not tried duct tape (will not try it at a commerical gym, will be my last day trust me). But I travel with bands and have placed those bands around all there hammer machines and dumbells to get an extra pound out of em.

When life hands you lemons…put them in a pillow case and whale on the guy life gave a steak to. “use what you got to get what you want”

hey, i wasn’t bragging I was trying to paint a funny picture of me duct taping shit in this fuck knob of a gym, sidebar i hit 3 working sets 10-15 reps w/ them so it’s not like i was attacking the 95’s.

and boo boo boo to all the negative comments, you lift as much as my sister the first comment and otherwise.

*apparently the mods edited my last part to this reply, i’ll try and do it again yet less ominous and threatening, way…via George Carlin:

[quote]cyruseven75 wrote:

it worked like a charm but man people look at you like you just shit in their yogurt.
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lol

ill bet you set the lunk alarm off when the duct tape slips off and the 10lb plates bounce off your face and onto the floor.

i hope it does not happen to you, but when it does…let us know.

there i fixed my previous comment.

[quote]four60 wrote:

When life hands you lemons…put them in a pillow case and whale on the guy life gave a steak to. “use what you got to get what you want”[/quote]

quote of the day