[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
I thought you could fly, you bat bastard!![/quote]
Its more of a hovering than flying. I’m the Bently of Vampires…ya kno, jawdropping and luxuriously powerful.[/quote]
Hovering is the human equivilant to sashaying, sparkles.
I always knew you were light on your feet:)[/quote]
No, no, no!!
Hovering is a step up in human hierarchy from a pimp walk.
[quote]andrew_live wrote:
Just for you Rock!
You should sprint ahead of them about 30 feet. Stop. When they pass you run ahead of them again. Stop. Etc.[/quote]
what should I scream during the sprinting?
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Its more of a hovering than flying. I’m the Bently of Vampires…ya kno, jawdropping and luxuriously powerful.[/quote]
Jawdropping? You must be a Reaper.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
The next time one of you -190lb cats are running on the trail I’m on and you fly by me…I’m launching a brick at you…because you maje me feel bad on the inside about not having cross countrylike running abilty.
From now on I will run with a bag of bricks on my back and whip them at your back
I’ll be like johnny appleseed sling bricks all about the land…bricks soaked in cat piss.
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU!!!
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I’m 190 and I feel like I’m running in place, how slow are ya Rock?
Its those 140lb fuckers you gotta watch out for.[/quote]
eh, 140 pounders,190 pounders, and women all look the same to me.
My miles are 9.5-11mins…I can’t find running partners because they have to hold back too much. lol
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10 min miles are about as fast as I ever try to move.
See you on the trails, Dracula.
Here’s and idea Ct. Jog on the trail and then when one of those slow twitch chumps pass you just sprint to catch up and then horsecollar their ass. After a couple of weeks of doing that no one will pass you.
