Yay, it's Black History Month!

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:
Then who dates the black women?[/quote]

no one bro.[/quote]
Just call me no one, kevinm1 dating outside my race since '95. I used to work at a bucket of blood club and Wednesday was hip hop night Tue black dudes would be all over the white chicks and the black ladies would be all over me abhorred memories.

I went to an event for this at the Franco-American Institute and they didn’t even have a token black guy among the +/- 100 people there.

I did my bit though by having a couple of ebony princesses from Trinidad and Michigan stay at my place when they were visiting the city.

No MFF, unfortunately.

[quote]therajraj wrote:
Is every black dude on T-Nation dating white wimmenz?[/quote]

FUCK NO! we just fuck’m and sell’m back and forth to each other…depending how well they cook and clean and how many bales of cotton they can pick…

YO X! u need to come up off my $20…or send tha winch!

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]SteelyD wrote:

Long Beach Tells Teens To Pick Up Saggy Pants

Call for ‘respect’ during Black History Month

LONG BEACH (CBS) �¢?? City leaders want young people in Long Beach to do two things this February: pick �¢??em up and keep �¢??em up.

Bishop William Ervin along with Carson City Councilman Mike Gipson are calling on black children and teens to �¢??pull up their pants on their waist�¢?? as a sign of respect during Black History Month.

KNX 1070�¢?�²s Ron Kilgore reports their message to young men who wear their pants down around their knees is simple: �¢??You can have the swag without the sag�¢??.

Community leaders say the plan is not just for cultural purposes, but may have legal benefits as well: sagging pants are often used for profiling purposes by law enforcement agencies.[/quote]

But the white kids who dress like that were okay to continue wearing pants low.
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First thing that popped into my head.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
IN HONOR OF BLACK HISTORY MONTH[/quote]

RACIST! RACIST! RACIST!..u cudda just made a comment about having us “drive you around for groceries” or “grape drank” and “red kool-aid”, “fried chicken and collard greens”…EVEN “WATERMELON!”…why cudn’t you just put a WATERMELON in the pic?..but to suggest abnormal penis size…is as racist as any one person can be!..DAMN YOU!

I gotta go…some bitch just tripped over my dick…the automatic coil mechanism is malfunctioning…

oh yeah…LMAO…

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Wambat wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
IN HONOR OF BLACK HISTORY MONTH[/quote]
No wiggles. Thank god for that. [/quote]

When them things are that long they don’t wiggle. They constrict.[/quote]

OR TRIP PEOPLE, apparently! I just had mine WAXED, and this blind bitch just scuffed the polish…

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]RyuuKyuzo wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Peanut butter sandwich? I don’t get it.[/quote]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington_Carver[/quote]

George Washington Carver? I’m pretty sure peanut butter was invented by Aztecs and was officially patended to Marcellus Edson. I’ll look into it.

Edit: Yeah, it all checks out. US patent #306727 issued to Marcellus Gilmore Edson of Montreal, Quebec in 1884. [/quote]
Yeah, I knew about the Aztecs, but I just wanted to show what Professor X was talking about.

I’m quite knowledgeable…there are only 4 things I don’t know.[/quote]

I don’t understand though, why do people think Carver made peanut butter?

Where yo chirren at, JeeKeu??

[quote]JeeKeu wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:
Is every black dude on T-Nation dating white wimmenz?[/quote]

FUCK NO! we just fuck’m and sell’m back and forth to each other…depending how well they cook and clean and how many bales of cotton they can pick…

YO X! u need to come up off my $20…or send tha winch![/quote]

Jus toot it 'n boot it!

[quote]RyuuKyuzo wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]RyuuKyuzo wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Peanut butter sandwich? I don’t get it.[/quote]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington_Carver[/quote]

George Washington Carver? I’m pretty sure peanut butter was invented by Aztecs and was officially patended to Marcellus Edson. I’ll look into it.

Edit: Yeah, it all checks out. US patent #306727 issued to Marcellus Gilmore Edson of Montreal, Quebec in 1884. [/quote]
Yeah, I knew about the Aztecs, but I just wanted to show what Professor X was talking about.

I’m quite knowledgeable…there are only 4 things I don’t know.[/quote]

I don’t understand though, why do people think Carver made peanut butter?[/quote]

He was the first guy to squeeze off a little “black man love sauce” into the jar and stir it up. Made it smoother.

Show me a chick who loves smooth peanut butter, and I’ll show you a chick who takes black man love sauce right from the tap.

[quote]JeeKeu wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Wambat wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
IN HONOR OF BLACK HISTORY MONTH[/quote]
No wiggles. Thank god for that. [/quote]

When them things are that long they don’t wiggle. They constrict.[/quote]

OR TRIP PEOPLE, apparently! I just had mine WAXED, and this blind bitch just scuffed the polish…[/quote]

LOL!!!

[quote]RyuuKyuzo wrote:

I don’t understand though, why do people think Carver made peanut butter?[/quote]

Because RUN DMC said Carver made the peanut great. Showed any man with a mind could create.

[quote]RyuuKyuzo wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]RyuuKyuzo wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Peanut butter sandwich? I don’t get it.[/quote]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington_Carver[/quote]

George Washington Carver? I’m pretty sure peanut butter was invented by Aztecs and was officially patended to Marcellus Edson. I’ll look into it.

Edit: Yeah, it all checks out. US patent #306727 issued to Marcellus Gilmore Edson of Montreal, Quebec in 1884. [/quote]
Yeah, I knew about the Aztecs, but I just wanted to show what Professor X was talking about.

I’m quite knowledgeable…there are only 4 things I don’t know.[/quote]

I don’t understand though, why do people think Carver made peanut butter?[/quote]

Relax it’s a Joke. Everyone knows Peanut Butter was invented by runaway slaves who fled to NYC they changed there names to “Jiffy Johnson” & “Skippy Washington”.

However its believed the Klan came up with that Carver "peanutbutter"rumor because he with 3 white woman turned peanut oil into the first KY Jelly an shortly after discover the “Multiple Orgasam”

Knowing is half the Battle happy Black History Month

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]kevinm1 wrote:

[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
How many white guys here have actually been in an interracial relationship?[/quote]
Go to page three that’s my girl dude and I am as pale as a ghost [/quote]

Wow, I’d spread this bitch all over…if ya know what I’m sayin’.[/quote]
Yes I do, and I do :wink: and watch it that’s my queen

[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:

That sad part is that a cop pulled up on my brother and followed him for 2-5 minutes. Thankfully, my family keeps their things in order.

Bless him, the man who invented peanut butter. No-one knows his (or her) name simply because although the making of peanut butter can be traced back to almost 1000 BC there is no mention of the name of who made it first.

Claims to the modern recipe are easier to follow: New Yorker Rose Davis made peanut butter in 1840, Canadian Marcellus Edson gained a patent for it in 1884, George A. Bayle made peanut butter in 1890, John Harvey Kellogg - he of the famous Kelloggs cereals - received a patent for suchlike product in 1897, and Ambrose Straub from St Louis, Missouri patented a peanut butter making machine in the 1903, the same year George Washington Carver introduced his peanut butter recipe. The next year, C H Sumner introduced peanut butter commercially at the Universal Exposition in St Louis. But it would be Joseph L. Rosenfield who would take it big time from 1922 onward.
Rosenfield licensed his churning process for smooth peanut butter to the Peter Pan brand in 1928 but in 1932 introduced his own Skippy brand.

Today, peanut butter is a billion dollar industry. Thanks to that guy or girl whose name we don’t know.

Probably being withheld because he or she was black.

^“Jiffy Johnson” & “Skippy Washington” Damn, trying to rob us of our History.

[quote]four60 wrote:
^“Jiffy Johnson” & “Skippy Washington” Damn, trying to rob us of our History.[/quote]

No, no. It was a skinny, little white dude named Peter Pan.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
^“Jiffy Johnson” & “Skippy Washington” Damn, trying to rob us of our History.[/quote]

No, no. It was a skinny, little white dude named Peter Pan.
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Bastard Mix child of Jiffy Johnson.