I sleep with a black man every night. He gets something special every day of the year.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
I sleep with a black man every night. He gets something special every day of the year.[/quote]
Jesus, Prof.X gets all the love.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
I sleep with a black man every night.[/quote]
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[quote]LarryDavid wrote:
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
I sleep with a black man every night.[/quote]
x2[/quote]
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[quote]Rhino Jockey wrote:
FUCKING BRILLIANT!
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
That sad part is that a cop pulled up on my brother and followed him for 2-5 minutes. Thankfully, my family keeps their things in order.[/quote]
Shit, I call that Tuesday around here. I don’t think they can see me very well in my car now because I used to get that ALL of the time but suddenly I don’t with the only change being my ride.
I wish I could x4… but I sleep with a white woman every night.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
That sad part is that a cop pulled up on my brother and followed him for 2-5 minutes. Thankfully, my family keeps their things in order.[/quote]
Shit, I call that Tuesday around here. I don’t think they can see me very well in my car now because I used to get that ALL of the time but suddenly I don’t with the only change being my ride.[/quote]
It’s because you’re in a white boys car.
Shiiiiiiiit, even I’m jealous.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
[quote]RyuuKyuzo wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]RyuuKyuzo wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Peanut butter sandwich? I don’t get it.[/quote]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington_Carver[/quote]
George Washington Carver? I’m pretty sure peanut butter was invented by Aztecs and was officially patended to Marcellus Edson. I’ll look into it.
Edit: Yeah, it all checks out. US patent #306727 issued to Marcellus Gilmore Edson of Montreal, Quebec in 1884. [/quote]
Yeah, I knew about the Aztecs, but I just wanted to show what Professor X was talking about.
I’m quite knowledgeable…there are only 4 things I don’t know.[/quote]
I don’t understand though, why do people think Carver made peanut butter?[/quote]
He was the first guy to squeeze off a little “black man love sauce” into the jar and stir it up. Made it smoother.
Show me a chick who loves smooth peanut butter, and I’ll show you a chick who takes black man love sauce right from the tap.[/quote]
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[quote]JackDanials wrote:
Bless him, the man who invented peanut butter. No-one knows his (or her) name simply because although the making of peanut butter can be traced back to almost 1000 BC there is no mention of the name of who made it first.
Claims to the modern recipe are easier to follow: New Yorker Rose Davis made peanut butter in 1840, Canadian Marcellus Edson gained a patent for it in 1884, George A. Bayle made peanut butter in 1890, John Harvey Kellogg - he of the famous Kelloggs cereals - received a patent for suchlike product in 1897, and Ambrose Straub from St Louis, Missouri patented a peanut butter making machine in the 1903, the same year George Washington Carver introduced his peanut butter recipe. The next year, C H Sumner introduced peanut butter commercially at the Universal Exposition in St Louis. But it would be Joseph L. Rosenfield who would take it big time from 1922 onward.
Rosenfield licensed his churning process for smooth peanut butter to the Peter Pan brand in 1928 but in 1932 introduced his own Skippy brand.
Today, peanut butter is a billion dollar industry. Thanks to that guy or girl whose name we don’t know.
Probably being withheld because he or she was black.
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I was with you until the end there. It wouldn’t make much sense to cover up a black inventors accomplishment by spreading a rumor that a different black person invented it… =/
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
That sad part is that a cop pulled up on my brother and followed him for 2-5 minutes. Thankfully, my family keeps their things in order.[/quote]
Shit, I call that Tuesday around here. I don’t think they can see me very well in my car now because I used to get that ALL of the time but suddenly I don’t with the only change being my ride.[/quote]
Yeah, but this happened today while I was driving to work and we were talking on the phone. They always gotta hate on a brother rolling in a Lexus. An old Lexus, but still a Lexus.
[quote]RyuuKyuzo wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
[quote]RyuuKyuzo wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]RyuuKyuzo wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]RyuuKyuzo wrote:
Peanut butter sandwich? I don’t get it.[/quote]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Washington_Carver[/quote]
George Washington Carver? I’m pretty sure peanut butter was invented by Aztecs and was officially patended to Marcellus Edson. I’ll look into it.
Edit: Yeah, it all checks out. US patent #306727 issued to Marcellus Gilmore Edson of Montreal, Quebec in 1884. [/quote]
Yeah, I knew about the Aztecs, but I just wanted to show what Professor X was talking about.
I’m quite knowledgeable…there are only 4 things I don’t know.[/quote]
I don’t understand though, why do people think Carver made peanut butter?[/quote]
He was the first guy to squeeze off a little “black man love sauce” into the jar and stir it up. Made it smoother.
Show me a chick who loves smooth peanut butter, and I’ll show you a chick who takes black man love sauce right from the tap.[/quote]
?[/quote]
Fucking Canadians.
At least the women are hot.
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
I wish I could x4… but I sleep with a white woman every night.[/quote]
Thats my way of celebrating black history too. Fight the power.
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
[quote]RSGZ wrote:
I wish I could x4… but I sleep with a white woman every night.[/quote]
Thats my way of celebrating black history too. Fight the power.[/quote]
LOL!
What do Thomas Jefferson and George Washington have in common?
They were the last white people to have that last name.
[quote]Eli B wrote:
What do Thomas Jefferson and George Washington have in common?
They were the last white people to have that last name.
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That’s an old ass picture
[quote]Eli B wrote:
What do Thomas Jefferson and George Washington have in common?
They were the last white people to have that last name.
[/quote]
Andrew Jackson, too.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Eli B wrote:
What do Thomas Jefferson and George Washington have in common?
They were the last white people to have that last name.
[/quote]
That’s an old ass picture[/quote]
I like how dissapoint he looks in me. Hes staring into my white privileged soul.
[quote]Eli B wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]Eli B wrote:
What do Thomas Jefferson and George Washington have in common?
They were the last white people to have that last name.
[/quote]
That’s an old ass picture[/quote]
I like how dissapoint he looks in me. Hes staring into my white privileged soul.[/quote]
Its okay,he has the upper hand.
Black,Charming>White,Privileged