Would You Rather...

Off Topic
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It’s been a long time since I played this game, but we were playing it a little while ago and I forgot how hilarious it was.

Would you rather eat a pizza covered in nipples or have to take a shit in front of an entire crowd at a college football game, while masturbating at the same time, and wear one of those rainbow hats with the spinning helicopter thing on top?

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The pizza. Nipples are made of meat, ergo, more protein.

Would you rather have your grandma walk in on you masturbating, or walk in on your grandma going at it with a neon pink dildo?

3

pizza with nipples
and grandma walking in on me

if forced would u choose… eating a dead baby whole with nothing but ur hands… or punching a baby that was related to u in the head with enough force to severely injure but not kill it

4

Deuce/whack off at football game
Granny walks in on me
eat dead baby

Would you rather swim in a tank full of sharks naked with dead minnows glued to your junk or curl the bar in the squat rack while you watch someone ATM your gf?

5

Curl the bar in the squat rack while someone ATM’s my girl friend. I can get a new girl friend.

Would you rather sit through a 4 hour Celine Dion concert, or fuck Janet Reno with the lights on?

And Janet Reno has to come first.

6

janet reno hands down, i could make that bitch come.

would you rather eat jello out of your dads asshole or your grandfathers asshole?

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it’s red jello btw.

8

dad…would u rather fuck a raging monkey or use a dildo on urself in front of a small crowd.

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[quote]ty45 wrote:
dad…would u rather fuck a raging monkey or use a dildo on urself in front of a small crowd.[/quote]

probably the monkey.

Delicious cake or delicious pie (apple) ?

10

cake.

would you rather get boned in the ass by a wimpy girly man with a 3incher, but it’s on national telvision or get pounded by a 12’’ monster, but no one will ever know about it

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how 'bout, would you rather eat your girlfriends shit (after she ate a hyouge bean burrito) or take it in the pooper by the scrawniest trainer at your gym?

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dads asshole

dildo in front of crowd

pie

3 incher

eat girlfriends shit

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oh and janet reno

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Would you rather be married and bang a huge fat nasty chick with burn scars all over her body or be married and bang a smoking hot chick who turns into the big show (the wrestler) every hour on the hour and tries to kill you. And every time she turns into him his theme music pops on too.

For some reason this is an ongoing one with me and my friends…

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Would you rather watch porn WITH your parents, or watch porn OF your parents?

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hotchick / big show

with my parents

would u rather have both of ur legs and arms sawed off at the knee and elbows while fully conscious or painlessly go blind and deaf

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With my parents…

Blind and deaf…That one I’m not sure of though.

Could you imagine banging that hot chick and all of the sudden she turns into the big show? So sad…

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Blind and deaf.

Then you could still shit on the 50 yard line, violate monkeys, be an exhibitionist with a dildo, and you wouldn’t give a shit what the girl you are fucking looks like.

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[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Blind and deaf.

Then you could still shit on the 50 yard line, violate monkeys, be an exhibitionist with a dildo, and you wouldn’t give a shit what the girl you are fucking looks like.[/quote]

…or what she is saying.

Watch 2girls1cup live or watch a beheading, live?

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[quote]rsg wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
Blind and deaf.

Then you could still shit on the 50 yard line, violate monkeys, be an exhibitionist with a dildo, and you wouldn’t give a shit what the girl you are fucking looks like.

…or what she is saying.

Watch 2girls1cup live or watch a beheading, live?[/quote]

Beheading. Especially if they got a vendor walking around selling popcorn.

Would you rather eat Rosie O’Donnel out live on The Ellen Degeneris show, or have one testicle surgically removed?