Would You Rather...

Would you rather have your dick and balls surgically removed or have both of your balls cut of with a dull knife while fully awake?

[quote]Uncle Gabby wrote:
rsg wrote:
Yo Momma wrote:
Blind and deaf.

Then you could still shit on the 50 yard line, violate monkeys, be an exhibitionist with a dildo, and you wouldn’t give a shit what the girl you are fucking looks like.

…or what she is saying.

Watch 2girls1cup live or watch a beheading, live?

Beheading. Especially if they got a vendor walking around selling popcorn.

Would you rather eat Rosie O’Donnel out live on The Ellen Degeneris show, or have one testicle surgically removed?[/quote]

testicle removed