Blind, chicks will still dig me
would u rather eat a live duckling in front of P.E.TA. or get fucked by ronnie coleman?
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Blind, chicks will still dig me
would u rather eat a live duckling in front of P.E.TA. or get fucked by ronnie coleman?[/quote]
Uhhhh, the duck? Is there an angle here I’m not seeing, because it seems pretty obvious.
[quote]conorh wrote:
Ct. Rockula wrote:
Blind, chicks will still dig me
would u rather eat a live duckling in front of P.E.TA. or get fucked by ronnie coleman?
Uhhhh, the duck? Is there an angle here I’m not seeing, because it seems pretty obvious.[/quote]
Some people would kill to have Ronnie Coleman’s genes…
[quote]roybot wrote:
conorh wrote:
Ct. Rockula wrote:
Blind, chicks will still dig me
would u rather eat a live duckling in front of P.E.TA. or get fucked by ronnie coleman?
Uhhhh, the duck? Is there an angle here I’m not seeing, because it seems pretty obvious.
Some people would kill to have Ronnie Coleman’s genes…
[/quote]
exactly, You know how bad ass it would be to have a little Ronnie Rockula running around
[quote]conorh wrote:
Ct. Rockula wrote:
Blind, chicks will still dig me
would u rather eat a live duckling in front of P.E.TA. or get fucked by ronnie coleman?
Uhhhh, the duck? Is there an angle here I’m not seeing, because it seems pretty obvious.[/quote]
eat ronnie coleman while he is still alive or get fucked by a duckling?
can u freeze what u dont eat?
theres a whole lot of meat there…
Would u rather lick an old (70) fat (350lbs+) sweaty (swamp) mans bum, or be deaf?
[quote]thosebananas wrote:
can u freeze what u dont eat?
theres a whole lot of meat there…
Would u rather lick an old (70) fat (350lbs+) sweaty (swamp) mans bum, or be deaf?
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First one, as long as there was a ton of mouthwash handy.
Would you rather be obese and strong or lean and scrawny?
Easy, Deaf.
No male bum licking, and now i finally have peace and quiet.
Lean and Scrawny. Ive been dreaming of bulking my whole life. It would be so easy. lol
Would u rather be a typical scrawny gym user (bis and tris 3xweek) and get constant pussy or have aur dream body and never have sex?
Constant Pussy FTW. I could get bigger after that.
Would you rather get stabbed in the nutsack or bang an 80 year old woman?
bang an 80 year old… they need love too
Would u rather bang ur mum or ur sister?
puke
bang the woman,
no permanent damage.
Would you rather get fucked in the ass, or fuck someone of the same sex in the ass?
do the fucking…
[quote]thosebananas wrote:
do the fucking…[/quote]
fuck an old man with a 4 inch dick that has E.D and altxheimer’s or a young tranny with a 12 inch dick and has multiple personalities
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
thosebananas wrote:
do the fucking…
fuck an old man with a 4 inch dick that has E.D and altxheimer’s or a young tranny with a 12 inch dick and has multiple personalities
[/quote]
LOL old man.
would you rather have permanent facial herpes or be missing an arm?
[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
Ct. Rockula wrote:
thosebananas wrote:
do the fucking…
fuck an old man with a 4 inch dick that has E.D and altxheimer’s or a young tranny with a 12 inch dick and has multiple personalities
LOL old man.
would you rather have permanent facial herpes or be missing an arm? [/quote]
Herpes for sure. Find out a chick you fucked was a tranny or a relative?
a relative…
If your mum wasnt ur mum… would ya?
Dude. wtf, no!
[quote]masonator wrote:
Carlitosway wrote:
Ct. Rockula wrote:
thosebananas wrote:
do the fucking…
fuck an old man with a 4 inch dick that has E.D and altxheimer’s or a young tranny with a 12 inch dick and has multiple personalities
LOL old man.
would you rather have permanent facial herpes or be missing an arm?
Herpes for sure. Find out a chick you fucked was a tranny or a relative?[/quote]
Tranny. Fo sho.
Bite down as hard as you can on an industrial file and have it yanked through your teeth, or slowly have your penis sliced in half with a razor blade, starting at the pee-hole?