[quote]thosebananas wrote:
a relative…
If your mum wasnt ur mum… would ya?[/quote]
Bloody hell! So far i’ve killed my brother and his puppy then banged my mum! I feel so Grecian…
Would you rather sleep with Kate Hudson and have the world label you a liar and a fake not believing a word you say or have the world praise your god like existence thinking you did bang Kate Hudson but you know you never tasted teh honey?
[quote]Cortes wrote:
Bite down as hard as you can on an industrial file and have it yanked through your teeth, or slowly have your penis sliced in half with a razor blade, starting at the pee-hole?[/quote]
First one, without a doubt…
Would your rather drink the sewage out of a backed-up public toilet, or make love to a decomposing corpse?
(Ew…)
i could bang a dead chick.
be doing a girl from behind, then reach around for her clit to find a small but clearly distinct dong
or
go down on a girl with chronic flatulence
[quote]Vegg wrote:
Cortes wrote:
Bite down as hard as you can on an industrial file and have it yanked through your teeth, or slowly have your penis sliced in half with a razor blade, starting at the pee-hole?
First one, without a doubt…
Would your rather drink the sewage out of a backed-up public toilet, or make love to a decomposing corpse?
(Ew…)[/quote]
Wow. Really hard choice.
Can the corpse at least be female?
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
i could bang a dead chick.
be doing a girl from behind, then reach around for her clit to find a small but clearly distinct dong
or
go down on a girl with chronic flatulence[/quote]
Farter.
Would you rather lose both balls or both arms?
[quote]Cortes wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
i could bang a dead chick.
be doing a girl from behind, then reach around for her clit to find a small but clearly distinct dong
or
go down on a girl with chronic flatulence
Farter.
Would you rather lose both balls or both arms?[/quote]
I’d rather loose both my balls. At least with some TRT I’d still be able to lift.
Would you rather fuck your own 21 year old sister or her underage best friend?
lol
[quote]Bicep_craze wrote:
Cortes wrote:
HolyMacaroni wrote:
i could bang a dead chick.
be doing a girl from behind, then reach around for her clit to find a small but clearly distinct dong
or
go down on a girl with chronic flatulence
Farter.
Would you rather lose both balls or both arms?
I’d rather loose both my balls. At least with some TRT I’d still be able to lift.
Would you rather fuck your own 21 year old sister or her underage best friend?
lol[/quote]
Easiest one so far, her friend obviously.
Would you rather have a video of you beating off go on national TV or get kicked in the nuts and break a testicle(free T-shots).
video.
would u rather get sucked off by ur mum or a handjob from ur dad?
Mom. But for the record way to many incest dilemmas from Mr. Bananas.
Would you rather have all of your fingernails and toenails pulled out one by one with pliers or have a lightbulb pushed up your anus and it break? In either case medical care is immediate, but the fingernails do not grow back and pain medicine is not an option.
I am going light bulb.
Would you rather have your grandma shit in your mouth or your brother piss in your mouth.
brother easy…
Would u rather rub a years worth of ur sisters period in ur eyes, or be bummed?
lol thosebananas hahahahah
Holy shite A YEARS WORTH…uuuuuhh…well fuck it eh I’d let her rub it 
Would you rather fuck a girl on E or fuck a girl and that’s it?
If the girls hot I would skip the E. If not, then at least I get some E out of the deal.
Would you rather fight hand-to-hand with a grizzly or a chimp??
what? you cant get it up with E bro.
thats why you need E+Viagra
would you rather always have your fingernails too short and rip up at the front a bit, or always have them too long and dig into the corners of your fingertips?
[quote]schultzie wrote:
would you rather always have your fingernails too short and rip up at the front a bit, or always have them too long and dig into the corners of your fingertips?[/quote]
Too long. I already have them too short and it sucks monkey dick. The skin on your fingers will eventually grow callusses so cutting them won’t be a problem.
What would you rather have, getting kicked in the balls three times, or be punched once in the liver and once on your kidney?
[quote]Sick Rick wrote:
schultzie wrote:
would you rather always have your fingernails too short and rip up at the front a bit, or always have them too long and dig into the corners of your fingertips?
Too long. I already have them too short and it sucks monkey dick. The skin on your fingers will eventually grow callusses so cutting them won’t be a problem.
What would you rather have, getting kicked in the balls three times, or be punched once in the liver and once on your kidney?
[/quote]
Liver/kidney for sure.
Would you rather get HIV or have your arms and legs completely amputated?
[quote]masonator wrote:
Sick Rick wrote:
schultzie wrote:
would you rather always have your fingernails too short and rip up at the front a bit, or always have them too long and dig into the corners of your fingertips?
Too long. I already have them too short and it sucks monkey dick. The skin on your fingers will eventually grow callusses so cutting them won’t be a problem.
What would you rather have, getting kicked in the balls three times, or be punched once in the liver and once on your kidney?
Liver/kidney for sure.
Would you rather get HIV or have your arms and legs completely amputated?[/quote]
Damn… I’d have to say HIV, because there’s at least a small chance of a cure some time in the future.
Would you rather dip your genitals in boiling oil, or have a bucket of amazonian man-eating ants dumped over you for one minute?
[quote]Vegg wrote:
masonator wrote:
Sick Rick wrote:
schultzie wrote:
would you rather always have your fingernails too short and rip up at the front a bit, or always have them too long and dig into the corners of your fingertips?
Too long. I already have them too short and it sucks monkey dick. The skin on your fingers will eventually grow callusses so cutting them won’t be a problem.
What would you rather have, getting kicked in the balls three times, or be punched once in the liver and once on your kidney?
Liver/kidney for sure.
Would you rather get HIV or have your arms and legs completely amputated?
Damn… I’d have to say HIV, because there’s at least a small chance of a cure some time in the future.
Would you rather dip your genitals in boiling oil, or have a bucket of amazonian man-eating ants dumped over you for one minute?[/quote]
Ants for sure. Would you rather have to watch your family die quickly or have all of your appendages severed with a standard size steak knife?
gesus christ now that’s graphic. I don’t know
/hijack