Would You Rather...

HAHA this one is the toughest.

[quote]stockzy wrote:
Best friend and his puppy :confused:

Would you rather let a girl strap on and boot your back doors in or do a porno where poo smearing is involved?[/quote]

Well, I’m decent and my poo chute is clean, so I’m going to go with the former.

If I don’t like it, I don’t have to do it again.

Would you rather get your dick whacked with a hammer once, or have your IQ reduced to 85 permanently?

Oh shit…

god…

well…

There’s always Piracetam for IQ…sooo…ID rather have my IQ reduced

Would you rather fuck your hot stripper sister or get caught by your mama, father, granny and teh dog having sex on your parents bed?

This is disgusting on purpose. Cuz I’m a bastard and love cringe humor :slight_smile:

Edit: Edited to be even more disgusting. Dare to answer.

[quote]Bicep_craze wrote:
Would you rather fuck your cousin [/quote]

Is she hot?

[quote]Bicep_craze wrote:
Oh shit…

god…

well…

There’s always Piracetam for IQ…sooo…ID rather have my IQ reduced

Would you rather fuck your hot stripper sister or get caught by your mama, father, granny and teh dog having sex on your parents bed?

This is disgusting on purpose. Cuz I’m a bastard and love cringe humor :slight_smile:

Edit: Edited to be even more disgusting. Dare to answer. [/quote]
He said the 85 IQ would be PERMANENT.

I’d rather get caught. They got over it the last time it happened, so…

Love

Or

Money

[quote]imhungry wrote:
Bicep_craze wrote:
Oh shit…

god…

well…

There’s always Piracetam for IQ…sooo…ID rather have my IQ reduced

Would you rather fuck your hot stripper sister or get caught by your mama, father, granny and teh dog having sex on your parents bed?

This is disgusting on purpose. Cuz I’m a bastard and love cringe humor :slight_smile:

Edit: Edited to be even more disgusting. Dare to answer.
He said the 85 IQ would be PERMANENT.

I’d rather get caught. They got over it the last time it happened, so…

Love

Or

Money
[/quote]

Hmmm ok ok

aaaaaaahh well…uuuuh…

Money

because true love doesn’t exist IMO

Ok and a classic:

Waffles

or

Pancakes?

[quote]Bicep_craze wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Bicep_craze wrote:
Oh shit…

god…

well…

There’s always Piracetam for IQ…sooo…ID rather have my IQ reduced

Would you rather fuck your hot stripper sister or get caught by your mama, father, granny and teh dog having sex on your parents bed?

This is disgusting on purpose. Cuz I’m a bastard and love cringe humor :slight_smile:

Edit: Edited to be even more disgusting. Dare to answer.
He said the 85 IQ would be PERMANENT.

I’d rather get caught. They got over it the last time it happened, so…

Love

Or

Money

Hmmm ok ok

aaaaaaahh well…uuuuh…

Money

because true love doesn’t exist IMO

Ok and a classic:

Waffles

or

Pancakes?[/quote]

Pancakes.

Would you rather stop lifting or have to get drunk every night?

[quote]swissrugby67 wrote:
Bicep_craze wrote:
imhungry wrote:
Bicep_craze wrote:
Oh shit…

god…

well…

There’s always Piracetam for IQ…sooo…ID rather have my IQ reduced

Would you rather fuck your hot stripper sister or get caught by your mama, father, granny and teh dog having sex on your parents bed?

This is disgusting on purpose. Cuz I’m a bastard and love cringe humor :slight_smile:

Edit: Edited to be even more disgusting. Dare to answer.
He said the 85 IQ would be PERMANENT.

I’d rather get caught. They got over it the last time it happened, so…

Love

Or

Money

Hmmm ok ok

aaaaaaahh well…uuuuh…

Money

because true love doesn’t exist IMO

Ok and a classic:

Waffles

or

Pancakes?

Pancakes.

Would you rather stop lifting or have to get drunk every night?[/quote]

Well, I’ve done both and I think I would rather not repeat the latter. I’d just find something else physical to do.

Would you rather fuck the actual Rosanne or a Real Doll of Angelina Jolie?

doll for sure! (do i get to keep it?)

would you rather sweet green, of fart blue clouds?

Would you rather

ALWAYS have bad breath

or

ALWAYS have dandruff

??

Fart blue clouds.

Would you rather train crossfit in pink spandex or getting caught fucking your ladies best friend in front of said lady?

Push don’t answer mate…

Now this will bring this thread to a whole new level of disturbance.

Keep em coming.

hahahahahaahahaha

i don’t know.

Pink spandex.
Would you rather have a hand cut off or your nose? No prosthetics, but a nixon mask.

[quote]shoo wrote:
Pink spandex.
Would you rather have a hand cut off or your nose? No prosthetics, but a nixon mask.[/quote]

Man you ghey,

Sorry eh but it’s part of being cool and all…

agh, easy, nose. I’d still be able to train, then get loads of roidz and and and then wear the nixon mask, wear funny trousers and no shirt and granted I’ll be the next WWE Rey Misterio and become rich. Then I’l…

got carried a little over there

uuuuh, Would you rather fuck a tiger or fuck a dog?

A tiger. A dog is just disgusting, a tiger is hilariously disgusting.

Would you rather watch your parents in a threesome or your sisters?

[quote]shoo wrote:
A tiger. A dog is just disgusting, a tiger is hilariously disgusting.

Would you rather watch your parents in a threesome or your sisters?[/quote]

Imhungry is going to feel surprisingly happy, print is going to be very sad. I think.

I have no sisters. So I’ll just get 3 woman and pretend they are my sisters and watch em have a 3some.

Would you rather Gain 50lbs of muscle mass or have a guaranteed one night stand with Jessica Biel?

50 lbs of muscle no doubt. It’d give me years of pussy, some maybe even in her league.(doubt) On the other hand I can gain muscle on my own. Throw jessica my way, please.

Would you rather be with a girl with a fantastic ass and no tits or a girl with no ass and awesome tits?

[quote]shoo wrote:
50 lbs of muscle no doubt. It’d give me years of pussy, some maybe even in her league. On the other hand I can gain muscle on my own. Throw jessica my way, please.

Would you rather be with a girl with a fantastic ass and no tits or a girl with no ass and awesome tits?[/quote]

Altough my avatar says the contrary, I prefer be with the girl with a fantastic small cute ass, then her big titted friend.

Would you rather smoke weed, or drink a case or two of beer?

[quote]Bicep_craze wrote:
shoo wrote:
50 lbs of muscle no doubt. It’d give me years of pussy, some maybe even in her league. On the other hand I can gain muscle on my own. Throw jessica my way, please.

Would you rather be with a girl with a fantastic ass and no tits or a girl with no ass and awesome tits?

Altough my avatar says the contrary, I prefer be with the girl with a fantastic small cute ass, then her big titted friend.

Would you rather smoke weed, or drink a case or two of beer?[/quote]

Would take the weed, just because I’m more curious of it and it’s not easy to get around here(!).

Would you rather eat a steak from your dead pet, or eat rotting roadkill?

[quote]shoo wrote:
Bicep_craze wrote:
shoo wrote:
50 lbs of muscle no doubt. It’d give me years of pussy, some maybe even in her league. On the other hand I can gain muscle on my own. Throw jessica my way, please.

Would you rather be with a girl with a fantastic ass and no tits or a girl with no ass and awesome tits?

Altough my avatar says the contrary, I prefer be with the girl with a fantastic small cute ass, then her big titted friend.

Would you rather smoke weed, or drink a case or two of beer?

Would take the weed, just because I’m more curious of it and it’s not easy to get around here(!).

Would you rather eat a steak from your dead pet, or eat rotting roadkill?[/quote]

Definitely dead pet. Once it’s dead it’s just meat anywhere. Fuck I’d rather someone eat me than just rot in the damn ground. On a related note; read Robert Heinlein’s Stranger in a Strange Land, it covers this.

Would you rather have your face disfigured but be completely functional, or be blind but normal looking?