[quote]Dweezil wrote:
yorik wrote:
mazevedo wrote:
Klippy would.
I’m sure klippy already has.
One time Klip climbed Mt. Hood naked just to get to the other side and beat a bear to death with his barehands. Then he cut the bear open, fashioned it into a coat, climbed back over Mt. Hood.
On his way up the mountain, he got into a fight with a Marine Force Recon soldier who as 265 pounds of pure muscle doing mountaineering exercises and they fought on a ledge at the top of the mountain with nothing but cavernous depths below. Klip grabbed him by the skull and crushed it, and threw his body to the wind.
When he got back down to the other side, he bathed in the blood of a virgin and drank two 24oz bottles filled with grain alcohol. Then he grabbed his Remington 700P LTR and disappeared into the woods.
They say you can hear the screams of mountain lions at night as they’re being chased by him.[/quote]
Ha ha…I’ve heard that one before…you forgot the part where he two of the Marine’s friends seek revenge and Klippy bludgeons them to death with his massive member… After which walked away to the sound of “Eye of the Tiger” playing, his piece still hanging out, to find an eleven year old “Slut Dance” prostitute.
