[quote]
BostonBarrister asked:
Could any guy really tell me he wouldn’t kill someone who raped and beat his daughter?
Varqanir responded:
Not if he is an honest man.
pushharder objected:
Then place a huge, black, felt tip pen mark in the column under “dishonest man” for me.
BostonBarrister then queried:
Really Push? You wouldn’t, if you had the chance?
Varqanir wrote:
Boston, I’ll go out on a limb here and say that my buddy Push would most definitely blow several large holes in the head and torso of a man who had just raped and beaten his daughter. As would I. As would any man. Anyone who says he wouldn’t is a liar, like I said earlier.
However, it looks to me as if Push – astonishingly enough – misunderstood my statement and took issue with it.
Push: read Boston’s question one more time, slowly and out loud. Then read my response. Then read your response. Is that really what you wanted to say?
pushharder wrote:
I’m not sure where the miscommunication was but here we go: you can mark me down as a dishonest man if a dishonest man would without hesitation end the life of his daughter’s rapist. Now I would actually go one step further at the risk of sounding like an internet warrior and say that the rapist would probably die a slow and painful death.[/quote]
The miscommunication occurred somewhere near the top – somewhere up there in the ether and penumbras of the statement… and in using the word “man” and unclear reference pronouns too many times in one sentence.
We’ll mark you as an honest man, because it’s both more apt and fits the original point; to rephrase: only a dishonest man (“Man A”) would lie and say he (Man A again) would refrain from killing (slowly and painfully) a rapist (“Man B”) who attacked and violated his (“Man A’s”) daughter.
Clear as mud, and written in perfect legalese, but I think it conveys the point unambiguously now.