[quote]sen say wrote:
History of Violence was OK at first…then got dumber and dumber…and the final scene(s) where Viggio Mortenson (Lord Aragorn) goes and kills his brother and his henchmen was really, really, really bad…the part where Lord Aragorn violently did his wife on the stairs was pretty cool though…
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You guys have way too much hate for one of the best mainstream spank flicks of all time. When’s the last time you saw someone dine at the Y on the big screen? And Maria Bello no less? I’d gargle her pit sweat.
Oh yeah, and worst movie I ever saw was The Village. Absolutely horrible.
You guys have way too much hate for one of the best mainstream spank flicks of all time. When’s the last time you saw someone dine at the Y on the big screen? And Maria Bello, no less? I’d gargle her pit sweat.
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A brief scene of impromptu soft-core porn does little to make up for 2 hours of trashing a great storyline.
And to answer your question, the last time, outside of History of Violence, would probably be American Pie, with Tara Reid. If that’s what I’m looking for, however, I’ll just watch the real thing in a real porn, instead of watching Viggo just plop his face down between some legs, amidst a crappy movie.
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
A brief scene of impromptu soft-core porn does little to make up for 2 hours of trashing a great storyline.
And to answer your question, the last time, outside of History of Violence, would probably be American Pie, with Tara Reid. If that’s what I’m looking for, however, I’ll just watch the real thing in a real porn, instead of watching Viggo just plop his face down between some legs, amidst a crappy movie.
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Fair enough, but I still think it was a nice surprise. I thought History of Violence was pretty good all around, except for some of the overacting. Was it based on a book or something that the movie ruined? Or was it just the acting itself?
Fair enough, but I still think it was a nice surprise. I thought History of Violence was pretty good all around, except for some of the overacting. Was it based on a book or something that the movie ruined? Or was it just the acting itself?[/quote]
It was an awesome graphic novel, by John Wagner, illustrated by Vince Locke. It’s a damn shame what they did to it. I just don’t understand the over-acting, it was almost comical. Almost.
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jp_dubya wrote:
An inconvenient truth. Utter horse shit. The only saving grace was I took an empty headed lefty and nailed her.
Sounds worth it to me, unless she was one of those self righteous smelly hippie chicks that sucks in bed.[/quote]
Enough. Say what ever you want about J-ho but the movie totally saps the testosterone out of the room every time its on or even when a woman talks about it. I am not sayin that beating women is acceptable or anything, but its a little hard for any T-man to take.
Spiderman, thats right Spiderman, the ones with Toby Maguire. The guy could not kick my wife’s ass and I am supposed to believe he is a SUPER hero, I thought this was a website full of weight lifting, ass kicking men, not sweater wearing wannabees hiding out in their grandma’s basement.
