Alone in the Dark…
look it up
Watching any movie by that fat slob Michael Moore is like nails on a chalk board.
V for Vendeta was one of the worst movies I’ve ever watched. I would of walked out of the theater if I wasn’t with friends. Mr. and Mrs. Smith sucked balls too.
I can’t believe the 5th Element was on the OPs list, I love that movie. Milla Jovovich was the hottest thing I ever laid eyes on in that.
Fun With Dick and Jane. Fuck me sideways.
[quote]HotCarl28 wrote:
tykraus7 wrote:
Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, American Psycho, Snatch, Eternal Sunshine, The Usual Suspects, Se7en.
hah u and i have similar movie taste… of course assuming that ur post was sarcastic[/quote]
Yeah it was sarcastic those are some of the best ever.
[quote]ironball wrote:
…Toby Maguire. The guy could not kick my wife’s ass and I am supposed to believe he is a SUPER hero [/quote]
If you saw Peter Parker you would probably feel the same way. He wasn’t a muscle bound behemoth. He was a high school science nerd.
The Black Dahlia and The Ring 2 get my vote.
The Truth about Charlie
resident evil: apocolyapse
however, the first res evil movie was good.
wtf@ owen wilson movies being terrible…you must have no sense of humor. Zoolander is one of the funniest movies ive seen.
Eragon.
Don’t asked me why I watched it, I just did…and regretted every second of it.
It’s worth watching just to see how bad it is.
The Ringer. That stupid Johnny Knoxville Movie. He should just stick to the basics…more Jackass movies. For the 1 hour I stayed in the theater to watch this movie all I could think about was my own mortality and how perverse, inhuman, and worthless it was of me to waste 1 hour of my life watching such dribble.
After watching all the normal movies, finishing all my vacation books, and trying to fall asleep, I watched the Pokemon movie on an overseas flight. It was far better than “The Ringer” and I didn’t feel like I was wasting my life away since I was trapped on the plane anyway.
AVP, The Ring, Saw II-IV, All movies with the Beatles, Michael Bay’s American Godzilla, Rocky 5, and Live Free or Die Hard were also all pretty awful.
Thomas Crowned Affair,Batman and Robin,Batman Forever,The Ringer,Freddy got Finger. Im about to fuckin kill myself reminding myself bout these movies.
I think the funniest thing is how insulted people become when some people say a movie is shitty and get SO offended that they lip people. GOD forbid differnt people have different tastes!! i think thats why movie companys put out DIFFERENT movies. Its also why i never trust peoples tastes in movies. because i have my own taste.
some comments after reading peoples worst.
Battlefield earth-for some reason i liked this, but ive always like the whole ‘the world has moved on from a disease, extinsion etc’ type films. From my understanding john travolta did this film because the guy who wrote the relion scientolgy wrote the script for the movie
i think owen wilson is one of the funniest guys ever haha
beowulf and grendel, sooooo bad
the guy that said sports movies suck, then went on to list like 80 movies i dont think ive even heard of, maybe he didnt see any givin sunday, remember the titans or the fuckin mighty ducks, those were bad ass back in the day!! haha
my top five worst films
fountain
enchanted
monster ball(minus sex scene)
beowulf and grendal
the forgotten
Lost in Space
The new King Kong.
the american Godzilla.
AI
The newest Die Hard. I’m a big fan of the original, but wtf, is he the terminator in this? Jumps off a bridge onto an F-16 and hops to the ground like nothing even happened. Totally believable.
Oh yeah, Van Helsing sucked.
Blood Rayne…Were they reading from cue cards? And speaking of cue cards:
the Star Wars prequels.
The absolute worst movies of all time come down to a draw:
1A.) Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
1B.) Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter
Terrible.
Absolutely terrible.
[quote]ElbowStrike wrote:
1B.) Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter
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Was Troy McClure in that?
For some reason I wasted $4 yesterday to confirm how much Spiderman 3 sucked. When I saw it in the theater I thought it took 20 minutes before there was any action. Turns out I was wrong, it was only 15.
Oh, and the movie geek in me has to clarify something: Michael Bay didn’t have anything to do with that turd Godzilla movie. Roland Emmerich was behind that one, the complete P.O.S. “Day After Tomorrow” and that new “10,000 B.C.” film that’s coming out soon. Consider yourselves warned. It’s too bad he didn’t make anything decent after “Stargate”.
Pumaman! Don’t ask.
[quote]Donut62 wrote:
American Pie: The Naked Mile. My God, was that terrible.[/quote]
I can top that. American Pie: Beta House.
My fucking god, they fucked up the series after the first two.
Oh. Bloodrayne did suck really hard.
[quote]tykraus7 wrote:
Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, American Psycho, Snatch, Eternal Sunshine, The Usual Suspects, Se7en.[/quote]
WTF!?!?
Pulp Fiction and Snatch are 2 of my favorite movies, you sir are nuts.