Worst Movies You Have Ever Seen

Ok, that’s a bit much.

[quote]BF Bullpup wrote:
Damici wrote:
Hmmm.

Well, he was possessed – can’t expect good things from him, I suppose . . . .

BF Bullpup wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
BF Bullpup wrote:
I haven’t read the whole thread, but the most worthless movie I’ve ever seen was “An American Haunting”, I think. Donald Sutherland was in it. Brainless, disgusting, and offensive.

Did they hate on Yu-Gi-Oh in it?

SPOILER ALERT, LIKE YOU GIVE A SHIT*

…No! To answer Damici’s question, a 10-year-old girl gets raped by a possessed priest.

They showed the blood on the girl where she lost her innocence, which happened at around the same time that my girlfriend’s family and I lost our last drop of patience with that rental DVD.[/quote]

ah yes ghostrider yet another failed marvel movie

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present:

The New Guy

Malibu’s Most Wanted

Truly magnificent pieces of crap.

[quote]Jacked Diesel wrote:
I am Legend

And the original godfather did not suck, dumbest statement i’ve read on here.[/quote]

The poster said “Some good ones I have seen (in no particular order): Godfather – the original”

Read carefully.

I thought Van Helsing sucked pretty badly. The second Lara Croft movie bit as well, even though I could somehow stand the first.

Just looking over this thread is kind of intruiging. I’m pretty sure that I can find someone who at least likes all of these moves (ok, maybe not ALL of them). It really shows the differences in what some people expect in movies.

And I still believe Pan’s Lab sucked ass. (Come on, it was like Spanish Zelda on drugs)

A History of Violence.

[quote]Jacked Diesel wrote:
I am Legend
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Went to see it last night with a couple of friends. Uggh. It was just soo…boring. I love Will Smith movies, too. Such a disappointment. I was fairly excited to see it.

If anyone is considering seeing it, don’t.

[quote]john clark wrote:
A History of Violence.[/quote]

Even if you didn’t like this, I fail to see how this is anywhere near the level of anything else in this thread. Cronenberg can spin a good tale.

Plan 9 From Outer Space - Literally Labeled the WORST movie ever by alot of critics.

[quote]gatesoftanhauser wrote:
Hands down the worst movie I’ve ever seen:

Ghost Rider.

Seriously[/quote]

You lie!

Hot chick and a badass bike, not the worst movie ever!

[quote]Get Stoked wrote:
Dan why so glum panda bear? I think where you fail is that you can’t laugh at stupid. Fast and Furious is hilarious in so many ways, you can make fun of the movie itself and you can laugh again when you see someone that bought in to it also. Give me some movies that you think kick ass so I can hopefully find some common ground with you and hopefully my day/life wont be so shattered.

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Well… the 3 stooges kind of dumb I can laugh at, Mr.Bean I can laugh at, Fast and the Furious, naw.

[quote]CrewPierce wrote:

You lie!

Hot chick and a badass bike, not the worst movie ever![/quote]

No I proclaim truth. With lines such as:

“They say legends are a way of explaining stuff”

“I am immortal because I am manyyyyyyyyy!!!”

" I have all of my father’s powers and none of his weaknesses"

That last one was stolen directly from Blade, by the way.

Eva Mendes’ bigger bust couldn’t even save that piece of shit. The CGI looked like it was from 1995 for cryin out loud A wayyyyy over the hill Nicholas Cage for the lead role? Come on!! Worst movie ever!!

[quote]john clark wrote:
A History of Violence.[/quote]

I really don’t think this belongs on this list.

-dizzle

the fountain

[quote]LIFTICVSMAXIMVS wrote:
Some good ones I have seen (in no particular order):

A Mighty Wind
Best in Show

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Another Christopher Guest fan! For pure observational comedy that guy is unbeatable, not to mention a bona fide Lord with a hot wife…

“We both like soup”

[quote]Fishdog70 wrote:
You guys are missing quite possibly the worst movie in history by one of the worst actors on the planet.

Freddy Got Fingered

I always finish movies that I’ve paid for, but that one really tempted me to walk out.[/quote]

Absolutely. I think I had managed to block this from my memory.

Worst movie ever. I would rather see every other movie on this thread 5 times than have to watch Freddy Got Fingered again.

[quote]Donut62 wrote:
john clark wrote:
A History of Violence.

Even if you didn’t like this, I fail to see how this is anywhere near the level of anything else in this thread. Cronenberg can spin a good tale.[/quote]

Very true, I’m not sure it’s at the shittiness level of this thread, although it did really REALLY suck.

I don’t think it’s in the top 5 ‘worst’ movies I’ve ever seen, but it’s absolutely my Number 1 most disappointing movie.

The acting throughout that movie, not to mention the ending scene, was about on-par with a 6th grade school play.

[quote]Acebgd12 wrote:
Jacked Diesel wrote:
I am Legend

Went to see it last night with a couple of friends. Uggh. It was just soo…boring. I love Will Smith movies, too. Such a disappointment. I was fairly excited to see it.

If anyone is considering seeing it, don’t.
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I couldn’t disagree more.

I think your biggest mistake was being ‘excited’ to see it. Never go into a movie excited, you’ll come out disappointed 90% of the time.

I was really excited going into see “A History of Violence”. After wishing somebody would shoot me in the back of the head for 2 straight hours, I vowed to never get my hopes up for a movie again.

[quote]gatesoftanhauser wrote:
CrewPierce wrote:

You lie!

Hot chick and a badass bike, not the worst movie ever!

No I proclaim truth. With lines such as:

“They say legends are a way of explaining stuff”

“I am immortal because I am manyyyyyyyyy!!!”

" I have all of my father’s powers and none of his weaknesses"

That last one was stolen directly from Blade, by the way.

Eva Mendes’ bigger bust couldn’t even save that piece of shit. The CGI looked like it was from 1995 for cryin out loud A wayyyyy over the hill Nicholas Cage for the lead role? Come on!! Worst movie ever!![/quote]

Anything with Eva Mendes in it will get my money to watch it. Plus that was my favorite comic when I was little so I still like it lol.

Besides have you seen the Cube? Really watch it and you’ll love any movie that’s not it.

History of Violence was OK at first…then got dumber and dumber…and the final scene(s) where Viggio Mortenson (Lord Aragorn) goes and kills his brother and his henchmen was really, really, really bad…the part where Lord Aragorn violently did his wife on the stairs was pretty cool though…

I would avoid anything with Lord Aragorn in the future. Also…would not see any movie with Frodo in it, though he was one of the highlights in Sin City. Basically, any movie with any of the cast from Lord of the Rings is not getting my money…unless Steven Tyler’s daughter starts doing porn…I would pay to see that…though I’m pretty sure she’s plumped up since playing an elf…