Metro with Eddie Murphy - a friend fell asleep during it and we were so board we put skittles in his ears
Traffic - BOOORRRRRRRRIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGG
Premonition - Talk about a plot problems. Great premise, Terrible execution.
Then there the one I don’t remember the name of it but its about a couple who invite the pope to their wedding as a joke and he decides to go. That was in the first 20 minutes and I have no Idea what happened after that.
[quote]TunaMonkey wrote:
There are so many bad ones…
The Notebook (I have a penis and thus hate this movie), Leonard Part 6 (Cosby’s foray onto the big screen), Gladiator (for being vastly overrated and starring Russel Crowe), any movie with Kevin Costner. [/quote]
LMFAO I just watched the notebook last night and I cried! hahahaha
I don’t want to get old have no body what so ever and then die with my wife whome I love but she forgets me every ten minutes… lol hahah crazy
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
masonator wrote:
Wow, this thread took off…But anyways, I just don’t understand how everyone thinks They Live was good. I mean the damn aliens are people wearing cheap-ass Halloween masks…And I’m sure the specials were bad then, I mean it was 1988…There had already been Star Wars Trilogy and Alien.
But it’s not even the shittastic specials that get me, it’s the combo of bad acting and even worse storylines…The whole premise makes no fucking sense.
I used to be on the debate squad in high school, so I’ll give you a proper retort: FUCK YOU!!
Masonator, would you like to expand upon what i said?[/quote]
by the way dude love your avatar if thats your woman… is she single… hahha
[quote]anonym wrote:
TunaMonkey wrote:
There are so many bad ones…
The Notebook (I have a penis and thus hate this movie), Leonard Part 6 (Cosby’s foray onto the big screen), Gladiator (for being vastly overrated and starring Russel Crowe), any movie with Kevin Costner.
Crowe was OK in Gladiator, but I thought Joaquin was da bomb.
And I will be damned if I am going to stand here and let someone talk shit about Waterworld.[/quote]
waterworld… hmm they went way over board with their special effects budget on that one!!! Love the gills and drinking piss water.
[quote]G87 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
G87 wrote:
Crossroads w/ Britney Spears
Unless you were watching this movie with the cold barrel of a .45 jammed into your temple, the question becomes, “why the fuck were you watching this movie to begin with”.
The things we do for a shot at some of the good old intercourse, especially when we’re 14… [/quote]
haha so that makes you 17 now? lol
[quote]Manofsteel319 wrote:
G87 wrote:
Professor X wrote:
G87 wrote:
Crossroads w/ Britney Spears
Unless you were watching this movie with the cold barrel of a .45 jammed into your temple, the question becomes, “why the fuck were you watching this movie to begin with”.
The things we do for a shot at some of the good old intercourse, especially when we’re 14…
haha so that makes you 17 now? lol
[/quote]
Crossroads came out in '02, so that would make him more like 20. Unless he rented this recently, in which case, shame on you!
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
masonator wrote:
Wow, this thread took off…But anyways, I just don’t understand how everyone thinks They Live was good. I mean the damn aliens are people wearing cheap-ass Halloween masks…And I’m sure the specials were bad then, I mean it was 1988…There had already been Star Wars Trilogy and Alien.
But it’s not even the shittastic specials that get me, it’s the combo of bad acting and even worse storylines…The whole premise makes no fucking sense.
I used to be on the debate squad in high school, so I’ll give you a proper retort: FUCK YOU!!
Masonator, would you like to expand upon what i said?[/quote]
I wasn’t on the debate team but I would have to counter your retort by suggesting that you SUCK MY BALLS…Mr. Garrison…
lmao I didn’t know that had internet in alabama… wierd…lol
This “gem” is perhaps the trashiest movie I’ve ever seen (and I’ve seen a lot). Just godawful.
[quote]Natural Nate wrote:
Please tell me someone here has seen Skeleton Man.
If you haven’t, and even if you have, you need to read this review. It’s completely accurate and funny as hell:
Haha… No, but I saw Leprechaun 3. It was awful if taken seriously, but a classic comedy:
I actually thought of buying Skeleton Man once, though!
On a more serious note, the movie “Next” is the movie equivalent of Nicolas Cage sitting in front of a mirror and jerking off for 2 hours. I’m not sure how Cage was involved in production, but if you were Cage and wanted to make a movie about yourself having superpowers and f*cking hot bitches (despite being a middle-aged, balding, cheesy dude), “Next” would be it. Anyway… I digress. The new Indiana Jones was also just awful. I would offer some criticism, but it’s easier to make a list of what’s NOT wrong with that movie. And that’s the action; very well done, but also overdone, you actually end up wanting more breaks between shootouts.
(BTW, I’m 20, hence the '87 in my name)
Bloodrayne - God awful. Michael Madsen who played Mr. Blonde from Reservoir Dogs was in it and sounded like he was reading his lines from cue cards. Total waste of talent for everyone in it.
House of the Dead. WTF???
And if you’ve never seen Corky Ramano starring Chris Kattan…don’t.
[quote]Tithonus81 wrote:
The Wicker Man (Nicolas Cage remake)[/quote]
Agree to that. Also more recently Beowulf. Man that movie sucked. If I knew it was gonna be all animation, and bad animation at that, I would never have watched it. Even from the Redbox I wanted my dollar back.
By far the worst movie was Battlefield Earth. Cmon it just plain sucked.
[quote]Gkhan wrote:
Bloodrayne - God awful. Michael Madsen who played Mr. Blonde from Reservoir Dogs was in it and sounded like he was reading his lines from cue cards. Total waste of talent for everyone in it.
House of the Dead. WTF???
And if you’ve never seen Corky Ramano starring Chris Kattan…don’t.[/quote]
Bloodrayne sucked, but at least Kristanna Loken showed her boobies. Come on…that’s semi-redeeming.
[quote]Manofsteel319 wrote:
lmao I didn’t know that had internet in alabama… wierd…lol[/quote]
Man, I have NEVER heard that before! Congratulations on being so clever!
[quote]Professor X wrote:
masonator wrote:
Today I watched this movie called They Live. It was about aliens in our society and the only way one could see them was with special glasses or some shit…It starred Roddy Piper, so that alone should have been a dead giveaway…
What’s the worst movie you guys have ever seen?
You can’t be serious. That movie is a fucking B-Movie classic. Some things need to be looked at in the vein of WHEN they were released and not by 2008 mega-CGI and multibillion dollar standards.[/quote]
Hellooo THANK YOU
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Hudson Hawk, an old movie with Bruce Willis[/quote]
This is the only movie that actually caused me to leave during the show.
The Patriot.
Made me want to join the British army…
Dune the mini series, the acting was incredibly bad.
I actually enjoyed watching hudson hawk the first time, on tv that is.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
2001: A Space Odyssey [/quote]
The most overhyped piece of crap in movie history.
[quote]masonator wrote:
WolBarret wrote:
masonator wrote:
Wow, this thread took off…But anyways, I just don’t understand how everyone thinks They Live was good. I mean the damn aliens are people wearing cheap-ass Halloween masks…And I’m sure the specials were bad then, I mean it was 1988…There had already been Star Wars Trilogy and Alien.
But it’s not even the shittastic specials that get me, it’s the combo of bad acting and even worse storylines…The whole premise makes no fucking sense.
I used to be on the debate squad in high school, so I’ll give you a proper retort: FUCK YOU!!
Masonator, would you like to expand upon what i said?
I wasn’t on the debate team but I would have to counter your retort by suggesting that you SUCK MY BALLS…Mr. Garrison…
[/quote]
Then it’s a draw. We can agree to disagree.