[quote]MODOK wrote:
Troll 2 is absolutely the worst movie thats ever been made. See exhibit A:
Troll 2 Trailer - YouTube [/quote]
Trolls eating green jello and a kid turning into a tree= instant classic
[quote]mad.casual wrote:
Rush Hour 2-3…[/quote]
What? I didn’t see the 3rd one (yet), but Rush Hour 2 was damn funny.
For the record, I agree with the rest of your ‘sequel abominations’ list.
There are so many bad ones…
The Notebook (I have a penis and thus hate this movie), Leonard Part 6 (Cosby’s foray onto the big screen), Gladiator (for being vastly overrated and starring Russel Crowe), any movie with Kevin Costner.
[quote]masonator wrote:
Wow, this thread took off…But anyways, I just don’t understand how everyone thinks They Live was good. I mean the damn aliens are people wearing cheap-ass Halloween masks…And I’m sure the specials were bad then, I mean it was 1988…There had already been Star Wars Trilogy and Alien.
But it’s not even the shittastic specials that get me, it’s the combo of bad acting and even worse storylines…The whole premise makes no fucking sense. [/quote]
I used to be on the debate squad in high school, so I’ll give you a proper retort: FUCK YOU!!
Masonator, would you like to expand upon what i said?
[quote]TunaMonkey wrote:
There are so many bad ones…
The Notebook (I have a penis and thus hate this movie), Leonard Part 6 (Cosby’s foray onto the big screen), Gladiator (for being vastly overrated and starring Russel Crowe), any movie with Kevin Costner. [/quote]
Crowe was OK in Gladiator, but I thought Joaquin was da bomb.
And I will be damned if I am going to stand here and let someone talk shit about Waterworld.
That would be “Wing Commander”.
It’s pretty bad when the special effects and plot is better in the game than the movie it’s based on.
Runner up would be “Swordfish” (minus the Halle Berry scene, of course).
John Travolta did a great monologue in the beginning about why most Hollywood movies suck, then the movie goes on to prove its own point.
The worst movie I ever sat through was 21 Grams. I also saw the last 40 minutes of Southland Tales which also sucked ass. I’m sure there’s worse shit out there, but I just leave/change the channel.
How the fuck do you get a thread like this out of They Live? That movie is awesome!
[quote]Natural Nate wrote:
This needs to be watched over and over:
Ha! The bear scene, 1:20 - 1:24 made sitting through that piece of shit movie totally worth it.
Then you’ll probably like this review about both from Ask A Ninja:
Tiptoes with Matthew Mcconaughey and Kate Beckinsale. So bad it almost worth watching just to marvel at how very bad it is.
Also, Signs…the crop circle one…soooooo bad.
I liked Contact. It contrasted science versus faith and then showed where the line blurs between them. The alien at the end was not her father, he used the form of her father to relate to her.
XXX 2, they got rid of anything slightly decent from the first film (which wasn’t much) and threw in ice cube, voila, shite film!
[quote]Professor X wrote:
ovalpline wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:
Holy shit:
“Goddamnit!”
LOL!! This one is absolutely hilarious!
“How’d it get burned?! You bitches! You bitches! How’d it get buuuurrrnnneeed?! NO! Not the bees! You bitches!!”
Worst Vacation Spot Ever.[/quote]
LOL!
[quote]mad.casual wrote:
Equilibrium- It has a cult following and eventually birthed the second coming that was ‘Batman Begins’. But how can a poor theatrical execution of ‘1984’ that makes John Woo look tactically competent, with plot holes big enough to crash the Hindenberg in, be anything but bad?
You, sir, are a noob that needs to learn his place!! LOL. I actually enjoyed the hell out of this movie. It was good, and there were no plot holes. You just didn’t pay attention.
Shoot 'Em Up- I loved ‘Sin City’. Micheal Clarke Duncan, Bruce Willis, Jessica Alba, Benico Del Toro, Rosario Dawson, Mickey Rourke, what’s not to love? Clive Owen. And when you make a movie out of ‘Sin City’ with just Clive Owen, you get Shoot ‘Em Up. The man has one character and that character is always on horse tranquilizers and makes Keanu Reeves’ characters look deep.
Again, this was a fun movie. It wasn’t meant to be taken seriously. At all. It was just good 'ol bang bang fun. And the constant carrot eating was a nice touch. Paul G as a bad guy was funny.
Smokin’ Aces- If you took every inside joke and smug line out of ‘Ocean’s 12’ and replaced them with guns and shooting, you’d get Smokin’ Aces. Plenty of familiar actors, but not enough to make the movie any good.
“Don’t make me ball this up!” This movie was pretty good. Entertainment appeal.
Ultraviolet- Randomly splice ‘Blade 2’, ‘Aeon Flux’, and ‘Matrix:Reloaded’ together and you would get a better movie with about the same plot line.
Agreed. Soooooo agreed.
The Doom Generation- Imagine a movie so bad that having Rose McGowan nude for large parts of it can’t redeem it.
I turned this off when dude started licking his own cum off his hand. Sick sick sick.
And I can’t believe there aren’t more ‘bastard sequels’ on this list;
Blues Brothers 2000-Agree, Speed 2-Agree, Shanghai Knights-Disagree, Rush Hour 2-3-Fun, Legally Blonde 2-Fuck NO!!!, Dumb and DumberER-NO, 2 Fast 2 Furious-Enjoyable…[/quote]
We need a tribunal for some people.
Crossroads w/ Britney Spears
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[quote]G87 wrote:
Crossroads w/ Britney Spears[/quote]
Unless you were watching this movie with the cold barrel of a .45 jammed into your temple, the question becomes, “why the fuck were you watching this movie to begin with”.
Bust A Nut in Grandma’s Butt - Bad plot, bad actors, cheesy cliches.
Wait, is porn allowed in this discussion?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
G87 wrote:
Crossroads w/ Britney Spears
Unless you were watching this movie with the cold barrel of a .45 jammed into your temple, the question becomes, “why the fuck were you watching this movie to begin with”.[/quote]
The things we do for a shot at some of the good old intercourse, especially when we’re 14…
“The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou” - Worst Movie Ever
Eternal Sunshine or whatever it was with Jim Carey, God that movie sucked, couldn’t last more than 10 mins into it