[quote]sen say wrote:
I would have walked out of Anchorman. Couldn’t understand how Ferrel could be so good in Old School and Elf and suck in Anchorman so bad.[/quote]
Agreed, 100%.
I actually DID walk out of Anchorman. Granted, I was watching it in my living room, so all I really did was leave the room and found something else to do. But still, I totally walked out.
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
sen say wrote:
I would have walked out of Anchorman. Couldn’t understand how Ferrel could be so good in Old School and Elf and suck in Anchorman so bad.
Agreed, 100%.
I actually DID walk out of Anchorman. Granted, I was watching it in my living room, so all I really did was leave the room and found something else to do. But still, I totally walked out.[/quote]
Did you fly across the country to punch Ferrell like Stewie Griffin did?
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
sen say wrote:
I would have walked out of Anchorman. Couldn’t understand how Ferrel could be so good in Old School and Elf and suck in Anchorman so bad.
Agreed, 100%.
I actually DID walk out of Anchorman. Granted, I was watching it in my living room, so all I really did was leave the room and found something else to do. But still, I totally walked out.
Did you fly across the country to punch Ferrell like Stewie Griffin did?[/quote]
What movie spurred Stewie on to punch Will Ferrell?
For the record, I liked Anchorman.
The answer to Wol’s question is “Bewitched”, which I have gone out of my way to avoid.
The stupidest movie I’ve ever attempted to watch was in fact, The Stupids with Tom Arnold. I was theater-hopping in Orlando, and I had already sat through 2 free movies, and I jumped into The Stupids right at the beginning. About a half hour in, I left - absolutely an unwatchable film, even when it’s free.
Equilibrium- It has a cult following and eventually birthed the second coming that was ‘Batman Begins’. But how can a poor theatrical execution of ‘1984’ that makes John Woo look tactically competent, with plot holes big enough to crash the Hindenberg in, be anything but bad?
Shoot 'Em Up- I loved ‘Sin City’. Micheal Clarke Duncan, Bruce Willis, Jessica Alba, Benico Del Toro, Rosario Dawson, Mickey Rourke, what’s not to love? Clive Owen. And when you make a movie out of ‘Sin City’ with just Clive Owen, you get Shoot ‘Em Up. The man has one character and that character is always on horse tranquilizers and makes Keanu Reeves’ characters look deep.
Smokin’ Aces- If you took every inside joke and smug line out of ‘Ocean’s 12’ and replaced them with guns and shooting, you’d get Smokin’ Aces. Plenty of familiar actors, but not enough to make the movie any good.
Ultraviolet- Randomly splice ‘Blade 2’, ‘Aeon Flux’, and ‘Matrix:Reloaded’ together and you would get a better movie with about the same plot line.
The Doom Generation- Imagine a movie so bad that having Rose McGowan nude for large parts of it can’t redeem it.
And I can’t believe there aren’t more ‘bastard sequels’ on this list;
Blues Brothers 2000, Speed 2, Shanghai Knights, Rush Hour 2-3, Legally Blonde 2, Dumb and DumberER, 2 Fast 2 Furious…
Any Given Sunday
Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
Biker Boyz
Best Movie Ever: Pulp Fiction
The return. worst movie ever, no plot, no point, no explaination of any of the weird shit happening in it. sat through the entire time thinking it was all going to tie together, nope.
honorable mention: one missed call. The ring, but stupider.
The newest King Kong gets my vote.
[quote]RhodyLift916 wrote:
Any Given Sunday
[/quote]
What the hell? This movie ruled.
[quote]Natural Nate wrote:
RhodyLift916 wrote:
Any Given Sunday
What the hell? This movie ruled.[/quote]
I thought it was a typo.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:
RhodyLift916 wrote:
Any Given Sunday
What the hell? This movie ruled.
I thought it was a typo.
[/quote]
Rhody is DQ’d for that one.
Never Back Down as a serious movie.
As a comedy, however, it is surprisingly good.
=D
“I’m just so angry… all the time…”
[quote]StevenF wrote:
The Pink Panther with Steve Martin. [/quote]
I think I’m the only person who liked that movie…
yeah, Any Given Sunday was pretty decent.
even has a great segment of Pacino giving an inspirational speech
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
yeah, Any Given Sunday was pretty decent.
even has a great segment of Pacino giving an inspirational speech[/quote]
Oh what the hell:
[quote]Jay-B wrote:
Professor X wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:
RhodyLift916 wrote:
Any Given Sunday
What the hell? This movie ruled.
I thought it was a typo.
Rhody is DQ’d for that one.[/quote]
To lump Any Given Sunday and O’ Brother Where Art Thou with Biker Boyz deserves a tribunal.
And I curse whoever mentioned Torque! I was trying like hell to forget about that movie and now it’s back.
Mullholland Drive
Anyone see Lost in Space? If someone was holding a gun to your head forcing you to watch it or die…don’t.
Cabin Fever
The Master of Disguise
The Avengers
The Village
Wow, this thread took off…But anyways, I just don’t understand how everyone thinks They Live was good. I mean the damn aliens are people wearing cheap-ass Halloween masks…And I’m sure the specials were bad then, I mean it was 1988…There had already been Star Wars Trilogy and Alien.
But it’s not even the shittastic specials that get me, it’s the combo of bad acting and even worse storylines…The whole premise makes no fucking sense.