Worst Movie You've Ever Seen?

[quote]ovalpline wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:
Holy shit:

“Goddamnit!”

LOL!! This one is absolutely hilarious!

“How’d it get burned?! You bitches! You bitches! How’d it get buuuurrrnnneeed?! NO! Not the bees! You bitches!!”[/quote]

Worst Vacation Spot Ever.

The Ringer with Johnny Knoxville.

[quote]ovalpline wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:
Holy shit:

“Goddamnit!”

LOL!! This one is absolutely hilarious!

“How’d it get burned?! You bitches! You bitches! How’d it get buuuurrrnnneeed?! NO! Not the bees! You bitches!!”[/quote]

Holy shiat! Extremely hilarious, why the hell was he in a big bear suit. I started watching this a few weeks ago while flipping through the channels. I don’t know if it’s a good or bad thing that I kept flipping the channels after a few minutes. I guess it’s like roadhouse.

D

[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:

This needs to be watched over and over:

LMFAO

That almost makes me WANT to see that movie.

It was a comedy, right? Right??[/quote]

If you mean unintentional comedy, then yes.

I remember how awful this movie was when I watched it, but those clips are priceless!

Lost Highway with Patricia Arquette and some dude who looks like a baldwin.

Hmmm… Worst movies ever, huh? Well, for starters, “They Live” was funkin awesome. Event Horizon was good. School Daze is a classic. Forrest Gump, I can never sit through again, however, I have the entire movie memorized, so it’s good. Now, on to the worst:

Jeepers Creepers- no plot, bad ending.
Any movie directed by Uwe Boll.
Home of The Brave
Alexander-I felt so dirty after the first 30 minutes. I walked out.
All Crow movies after the original.
Steven Seagal movies
Street Fighter (Jean Claude Van Damme)
To Wong Foo
Anchorman
Talladega Nights
Borat
Napoleon Dynamite

[quote]Natural Nate wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:

This needs to be watched over and over:

LMFAO

That almost makes me WANT to see that movie.

It was a comedy, right? Right??

It gets better:

Holy shit:

“Goddamnit!”[/quote]

Holy fucking grief…

Okay, so I’m not going to see that movie. Can anyone tell me what the actual premise is?

From what I gather:

  1. Cop sees mother and daughter “killed” in car accident
  2. Cop goes to mysterious island town that only has female inhabitants to find remnants of “dead” girl
  3. Cop wanders around said town, repeatedly kicking and punching females, whilst being chased by bees
  4. All-female town gathers to put a far-from-air-tight “bee helmet” on cop, who somehow immediately passes out from a beard of bees.
  5. Female townspeople construct an overly-elaborate structure with cop trapped in top, and burn it from the bottom up.

How close am I??

Spider-man 3

[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
Hmmm… Worst movies ever, huh? Well, for starters, “They Live” was funkin awesome. Event Horizon was good. School Daze is a classic. Forrest Gump, I can never sit through again, however, I have the entire movie memorized, so it’s good. Now, on to the worst:

Jeepers Creepers- no plot, bad ending.
Any movie directed by Uwe Boll.
Home of The Brave
Alexander-I felt so dirty after the first 30 minutes. I walked out.
All Crow movies after the original.
Steven Seagal movies
Street Fighter (Jean Claude Van Damme)
To Wong Foo
Anchorman
Talladega Nights
Borat
Napoleon Dynamite[/quote]

Some Seagal movies have camp appeal.

[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:
Bauer97 wrote:
Natural Nate wrote:

This needs to be watched over and over:

LMFAO

That almost makes me WANT to see that movie.

It was a comedy, right? Right??

It gets better:

Holy shit:

“Goddamnit!”

Holy fucking grief…

Okay, so I’m not going to see that movie. Can anyone tell me what the actual premise is?

From what I gather:

  1. Cop sees mother and daughter “killed” in car accident
  2. Cop goes to mysterious island town that only has female inhabitants to find remnants of “dead” girl
  3. Cop wanders around said town, repeatedly kicking and punching females, whilst being chased by bees
  4. All-female town gathers to put a far-from-air-tight “bee helmet” on cop, who somehow immediately passes out from a beard of bees.
  5. Female townspeople construct an overly-elaborate structure with cop trapped in top, and burn it from the bottom up.

How close am I??[/quote]

Pretty damn close. However, the island is like some cult luxury resort where the women are to leave, get pregnant, and then return to the “women run” town.

It was a remake of an earlier film by the same name.

[quote]Beast27195 wrote:

Jeepers Creepers- no plot, bad ending.[/quote]

I forgot about this one. Horrible movie. Didn’t they make a sequel that was even worse?

Seriously? I thought this one was pretty good. Ferrell’s stuff didn’t start falling off until Talladega Nights, IMO.

Shit, the movie with Stephen Baldwin and Cindy Crawford… protecting her from killers…

im surprised no one has mentioned torque, now that was a cringingly bad film!

[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
Any movie directed by Uwe Boll.
[/quote]

That’s a given. The second you see his name attached to any movie you can write it off as awful.

Either Meet The Spartans, or Freddy Got Fingered. Hands Down

“There will be Blood”…just b/c it is nothing like the book it is suppsoed to be inspired by “Oil by Upton Sinclair”

[quote]APE. wrote:
“There will be Blood”…just b/c it is nothing like the book it is suppsoed to be inspired by “Oil by Upton Sinclair”[/quote]

If you are really saying There Will Be Blood is the worst movie you’ve seen, then you’re officially disqualified from discussing movies with anyone…ever.

[quote]CthruPants wrote:

Anchorman

Seriously? I thought this one was pretty good. Ferrell’s stuff didn’t start falling off until Talladega Nights, IMO.[/quote]

I would have walked out of Anchorman. Couldn’t understand how Ferrel could be so good in Old School and Elf and suck in Anchorman so bad.

[quote]sen say wrote:
CthruPants wrote:

Anchorman

Seriously? I thought this one was pretty good. Ferrell’s stuff didn’t start falling off until Talladega Nights, IMO.

I would have walked out of Anchorman. Couldn’t understand how Ferrel could be so good in Old School and Elf and suck in Anchorman so bad.[/quote]

I’m deleting you from my friends list.

Edit: Nevermind, then I’d have no friends.

The secret window with johnny depp…I literally fell asleep in the theatre. I can stay awake through ps I love you and fall asleep through that? LOL Worst movie ever.

best movie ever braveheart