“How’d it get burned?! You bitches! You bitches! How’d it get buuuurrrnnneeed?! NO! Not the bees! You bitches!!”[/quote]
Holy shiat! Extremely hilarious, why the hell was he in a big bear suit. I started watching this a few weeks ago while flipping through the channels. I don’t know if it’s a good or bad thing that I kept flipping the channels after a few minutes. I guess it’s like roadhouse.
Hmmm… Worst movies ever, huh? Well, for starters, “They Live” was funkin awesome. Event Horizon was good. School Daze is a classic. Forrest Gump, I can never sit through again, however, I have the entire movie memorized, so it’s good. Now, on to the worst:
Jeepers Creepers- no plot, bad ending.
Any movie directed by Uwe Boll.
Home of The Brave
Alexander-I felt so dirty after the first 30 minutes. I walked out.
All Crow movies after the original.
Steven Seagal movies
Street Fighter (Jean Claude Van Damme)
To Wong Foo
Anchorman
Talladega Nights
Borat
Napoleon Dynamite
[quote]Beast27195 wrote:
Hmmm… Worst movies ever, huh? Well, for starters, “They Live” was funkin awesome. Event Horizon was good. School Daze is a classic. Forrest Gump, I can never sit through again, however, I have the entire movie memorized, so it’s good. Now, on to the worst:
Jeepers Creepers- no plot, bad ending.
Any movie directed by Uwe Boll.
Home of The Brave
Alexander-I felt so dirty after the first 30 minutes. I walked out.
All Crow movies after the original.
Steven Seagal movies
Street Fighter (Jean Claude Van Damme)
To Wong Foo
Anchorman
Talladega Nights
Borat
Napoleon Dynamite[/quote]
Okay, so I’m not going to see that movie. Can anyone tell me what the actual premise is?
From what I gather:
Cop sees mother and daughter “killed” in car accident
Cop goes to mysterious island town that only has female inhabitants to find remnants of “dead” girl
Cop wanders around said town, repeatedly kicking and punching females, whilst being chased by bees
All-female town gathers to put a far-from-air-tight “bee helmet” on cop, who somehow immediately passes out from a beard of bees.
Female townspeople construct an overly-elaborate structure with cop trapped in top, and burn it from the bottom up.
How close am I??[/quote]
Pretty damn close. However, the island is like some cult luxury resort where the women are to leave, get pregnant, and then return to the “women run” town.
It was a remake of an earlier film by the same name.
[quote]APE. wrote:
“There will be Blood”…just b/c it is nothing like the book it is suppsoed to be inspired by “Oil by Upton Sinclair”[/quote]
If you are really saying There Will Be Blood is the worst movie you’ve seen, then you’re officially disqualified from discussing movies with anyone…ever.
The secret window with johnny depp…I literally fell asleep in the theatre. I can stay awake through ps I love you and fall asleep through that? LOL Worst movie ever.