[quote]TheWookie wrote:
A little ijack here, but has any one ever fallen asleep in a movie theater, because the movie was so boring? Doesn’t count if you ate a handful of ZMA beforehand or if Professor X dropped a rufie in your diet coke.[/quote]
Matrix 2
[quote]TheWookie wrote:
A little ijack here, but has any one ever fallen asleep in a movie theater, because the movie was so boring? Doesn’t count if you ate a handful of ZMA beforehand or if Professor X dropped a rufie in your diet coke.[/quote]
I fell asleep during “Heartbreak Ridge”.
House of the dead was such a major piece of shit. It was so bad that a group of ~12 of us all left in the middle of it without one person objecting.
[quote]Trogdor wrote:
His Deniro was terrible. I’ve seen his other shorts and his Walken, Pesci and Nicholson are dead on.
[quote]Phatshady912 wrote:
House of the dead was such a major piece of shit. It was so bad that a group of ~12 of us all left in the middle of it without one person objecting.[/quote]
I bought the DVD, watched the first 3 minutes of it, then used it as frisbee practice in the parking lot.
The Howling II Hardly even peripherally connected to the first one. Even Sybil Danning’s tits couldn’t save that one.
Showgirls What an ugly, degrading piece of crap that one is.
I don’t remember what it’s called (probably Incubus), but there was some movie about 20 years ago with Barbara Herschey where she is raped over and over again by an invisible spirit. It made my stomach turn.
I nominate “Little Man” as a soon-to-be-on-this-thread movie, based purely on the previews I’ve seen.
If anybody here is actually willing to go watch that pile of shit when it comes out, I’d love to hear about it…
Worst big budget movie,
Charlies Angels…yea Cameron Deize is in it but she isn’t that hot and if I wanted to see a movie just because a chick was in it I would watch porno.
Low Budget
Jacko if you want a bad movie hear it is a guy in green spandex with a pumkin on his head carrying a sickle killing teenagers who want to have sex.
[quote]simon-hecubus wrote:
The Howling II Hardly even peripherally connected to the first one. Even Sybil Danning’s tits couldn’t save that one.
Showgirls What an ugly, degrading piece of crap that one is.
I don’t remember what it’s called (probably Incubus), but there was some movie about 20 years ago with Barbara Herschey where she is raped over and over again by an invisible spirit. It made my stomach turn. [/quote]
The Entity, based on a true story. Agree, it sucked.
Phantom Menace, hands down. Only movie I have ever watched that actually caused me physical pain!
Star Wars Episode III
[quote]Bauer97 wrote:
I nominate “Little Man” as a soon-to-be-on-this-thread movie, based purely on the previews I’ve seen.
If anybody here is actually willing to go watch that pile of shit when it comes out, I’d love to hear about it…[/quote]
Amen
I watched Conan the Destroyer yesterday and, although I love Arnold and like the movie because I love any movie that has half-naked jacked dudes swinging large swords, it is one of the worst movies ever made.
And I meant that in a completely heterosexual way…
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
Trogdor wrote:
His Deniro was terrible. I’ve seen his other shorts and his Walken, Pesci and Nicholson are dead on.[/quote]
I didn’t even recognize it was deniro, lol. I’m a huge walken fan, so it was still hilarious.
[quote]bigblue244 wrote:
I watched Conan the Destroyer yesterday and, although I love Arnold and like the movie because I love any movie that has half-naked jacked dudes swinging large swords, it is one of the worst movies ever made.
And I meant that in a completely heterosexual way…[/quote]
Not until you’ve seen arnies first: Hercules in New York…that brings a whole new meaning to the term “mental suffering”
If you can find it rent YOR- Hunter from the Future
[quote]sob440 wrote:
Worst big budget movie,
Charlies Angels…yea Cameron Deize is in it but she isn’t that hot and if I wanted to see a movie just because a chick was in it I would watch porno.
[/quote]
I thought the first one was really good fun. The second, however, was a big POS.
I’m with you on Cameron Diaz. Why is it that in every movie she MUST have at least one scene where she shows off her little 10-yr-old-boy-ass in a pair of panties.
Lucy Lui on the other hand — YESSSS!!!
Old Time So-Bad-It’s Good:
The Evil Brain from Outer Space
Japanese spy-superhero movie with hilarious dubbed dialogue.
Everything is either “nuclear” or “atomic”.
“We must destroy the Evil Brain, but that will be very difficult because it’s…indestructible!”
“So I packed the brain and ran!”
Highly-recommended stoner fair!
Kung Pow
I can’t believe nobody mentioned this.
Even worse, I’m embarassed to say I’ve seen it. I kept waiting for it to be funny, but it actually caused me physical pain.
(And this coming from someone who thought Cabin Boy was ~ok~)