Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978)
I couldn’t believe how atrocious this one was. The only good thing is it gives you a rebuttal when someone names something as the worst movie ever because this one will never have competition for the title.
The Secret Sisterhood of the Ya-Ya Traveling Pants, or whatever the fuck it was called. I didn’t see it, but even Ron Jeremy would walk out of that movie craving cock.
[quote]john clark wrote:
A History of Violence.
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WHAT??!!
That wasn’t THAT bad. The movie had its moments… here and there.
There’s worse movies. Steven Seagal anyone?
[quote]john clark wrote:
Spice World.[/quote]
DEFINITELY
I dont really know, I’m just guessing. 
Date Movie…hands down the worst movie I have ever seen. I walked out at the part where they were playing basketball and the black dude got the white dude’s sweaty and gross stomach hair in his mouth like a furball…
It was supposed to be funny I am told.
[quote]john clark wrote:
A History of Violence.
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Granted, A History of Violence could definitely be considered a dissapointment. However, in light of so many movies that are catastrophically unbearable, I can’t imagine how one could consider this the worst ever.
Date Movie, anyone?
Maybe I’m the only one who saw that abominable piece of shit. My only defense is that 3 gorgeous young women invited me.
Almost every movie so far mentioned I actually enjoyed.
But I challenge you all, raise your hand if you enjoyed
Babe 2: Pig in the City
Now THAT was the worst movie ever made
If the badass actually says “we got mutherfuckin’ snakes!” then that movie is gonna be a classic. Also, I personally feel that venomous snakes on a plane would be a terrible inconvenience with plenty of opportunity to develop shock plots.
[quote]brucevangeorge wrote:
john clark wrote:
A History of Violence.
WHAT??!!
That wasn’t THAT bad. The movie had its moments… here and there.
There’s worse movies. Steven Seagal anyone?[/quote]
I’ll say this: A History of Violence was BY FAR the worst movie I’ve ever seen that got good critic reviews, and was even up for fucking Academy Awards.
Give me a break, that movie sucked open asshole, some of the worst over-acting I’ve ever witnessed…
Last Action Hero was a spoof…it was kind of supposed to suck, making fun of all the shitty Arnold and Sly movies of the 80’s.
[quote]boatguy wrote:
Last Action Hero was a spoof…it was kind of supposed to suck, making fun of all the shitty Arnold and Sly movies of the 80’s.[/quote]
It was funny because of it’s corny-ness.
Ultraviolet came to mind within 0.1 seconds of reading this thread title.
I’m not sure why I didn’t walk out.
Arnie movies rock. Except…
Batman & Robin. Biggest pile of retarded celluloid shit. George Clooney didnt help either.
[quote]needoptic wrote:
I liked both last action here AND signs. [/quote]
You’re probably a big Adam Sandler fan too,right?
For me, its a three way tie - “Lost Souls”, “Mothman Proficies”, “The Truth About Demons”.
If you’ve seen em, you know what I mean.
[quote]The Brain wrote:
For me, its a three way tie - “Lost Souls”, “Mothman Proficies”, “The Truth About Demons”.
If you’ve seen em, you know what I mean.[/quote]
I took a date to Mothman Prophecies. She was scared and needed my “company” later that night so I can’t speak too badly about it.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
The Brain wrote:
For me, its a three way tie - “Lost Souls”, “Mothman Proficies”, “The Truth About Demons”.
If you’ve seen em, you know what I mean.
I took a date to Mothman Prophecies. She was scared and needed my “company” later that night so I can’t speak too badly about it.[/quote]
I dont think it was the movie so much as it was the drug you slipped in her Coke.
Caddyshack 2, Hostel, Star Wars (pod racing version), Cabin Boy (Elliot couldn’t save that piece), Twin Peaks (the movie)
Torque and Starship Troopers 2 are easily the worst movies i have ever seen in my life. They make some of the other movies mentioned actually seem quite good.
Though if you want an official list: IMDb Bottom 100 - IMDb
Has anybody seen: The Mangler (1995) - IMDb
“Unbreakable” was liked by many critics, but I thought it was terrible. Each time it seems the movie is coming to an end, it goes on for another ten minutes for no apparent reason. My wife (then girlfriend) and I walked out of it. I found out later that we only missed the last ten minutes, but who could tell?
[quote]larryb wrote:
“Unbreakable” was liked by many critics, but I thought it was terrible. Each time it seems the movie is coming to an end, it goes on for another ten minutes for no apparent reason. My wife (then girlfriend) and I walked out of it. I found out later that we only missed the last ten minutes, but who could tell?[/quote]
If they were to re-release that movie considering the current crop of Superhero movies out, I think more people would have “got” what the movie was about. I thought it was done well. They just didn’t blatantly call it what it was.