Ultraviolet was pretty crap-tastic.
Cabin Boy
Gay******* from Outer Space
My buddies and I use to go to the video store to rent the dumbest movie we could find. We would then drink beer and have our own version of Mystery Science Theater 3000. It was classic. We watched some absolutely atrocious films.
Galactic Gigolo - Eoj is an alien who won a game show and the grand prize is a trip to earth to have sex with as many earth women as he can. Hildy is a reporter who is writing a biography on Eoj’s adventures. Oh and Eoj is a broccoli shaped alien who can take human form.
Redneck Zombies - In the back-woods of America live a very special kind of people. Friendly, decent, hard-working dirt farmers. When they accidentally drink a barrel of nuclear waste they turn into tobacco chewing, flesh eating, cannibal kinfolk from hell. Meanwhile, seven sophisticated city slickers on vacation get lost in the woods and encounter a nightmare world of these illiterate, and extremely insensitive, undead. While the tourists hikers use all their wits and courage to stay alive, more and more “down-home” types imbibe the nasty brew until Redneck Zombies are everywhere. What started as a scenic nature-hike turns into a bloodbath of dismemberment and cannibalism.
Monsturd - This one is just classic. And has the catchiest theme song ever! Escaped serial killer Jack Schmidt is on the run from the police and FBI after escaping from jail. They corner him and gun him down in a sewer tunnel, where he falls into a pool of chemicals dumped by the company who created it, Dutech. The combination of feces and this chemical transforms him into a half human, half feces creature, who goes on a killing rampage. And it’s up to a group of local law enforcers to stop him.
If I were locked in a room and “The Labrynth” was put on a loop I would find some way to end my life.
Worst Movie Ever!
[quote]StevenF wrote:
War of the Worlds was pretty fuckin bad, so was Pink Panther. I had never walked out of a movie until Pink Panther. [/quote]
war of the worlds was pretty good
[quote]Donut62 wrote:
I’m pumped for Snakes on a Plane. It has to be the worst.
Snakes on a Plane (2006) - IMDb [/quote]
You’re wrong! SoaP will be the best movie EVER!!
Be Cool. Worst. movie. ever.
Firewall made me want to cry.
Greystoke…The Legend of Tarzan
and UNFORTUNATELY…The Sicilian…Great book terrible movie…they really should redo it.
Evita
[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
Cabin Boy[/quote]
Sweet Jesus, we have a winner. I forgot about that piece of shit.
In case anyone is curious, here are IMDB’s worst 100 movies ever:
One on there that caught my eye that I haven’t seen mentioned is Gigli.
[quote]colonelquack wrote:
CC wrote:
We got motherfuckin’ snakes.
Motherfucka’.
The point of Snakes on a Plane is that it’ll be one of the best bad movies ever.
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Damn right. And you can bet your ass I’ll be one of the first people I know to see it (well, legally anyway).
[quote]PGA200X wrote:
johnny_law wrote:
‘Last Action Hero’ was pretty bad.
Kiss my ass! I liked that movie![/quote]
I’m a big LAH fan. It was so bad it was good. I love that movie. Plus, it was the first time I ever saw Bridget Wilson.
I remember the big stand-up of her in the theatre lobby when the movie came out where she had those skimpy daisy dukes on…mmmmm…Funny thing is, when I went back to watch the movie years later, they weren’t as short as I remembered them being, lol.
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Be Cool. Worst. movie. ever. [/quote]
you took the words right out of my mouth…
[quote]TheWookie wrote:
BIGRAGOO wrote:
Cabin Boy
NOOOOOOO! If you are a Chris Elliot fan it was damn funny.
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It was painful.
Grease. Both of them. I can’t sit through either of them, and never could. Gayest shit ever. Sorry for those I upset, but it’s garbage.
I have seen almost every movie that has been mentioned so far and other than whoever mentioned Redneck Zombies, I really don’t think that any of you knows how bad it can get…Freddy got fingered was awful, but I would rather watch that 10 times than sit through another Uwe Boll movie. House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, Bloodrayne, I have seen them all (I am a horror movie glutton). Dr. Boll is the worst director that I have seen in the last 20 yrs. There is more talent and know-how in most porno directors.
I thought Bats was the biggest piece of shit I had ever seen. At that point, I lost my innocence and never again trusted that all movies are good.
A History of Violence.
Spice World.