Could be worse, “Sorry, I have a girlfriend” Ouch.
How is that worse?!?
That should always be followed up with another question.
Like: Are you into 3ways? or can i Tape it?
Is it in yet?
How is that worse?!?
That should always be followed up with another question
Because, most hardcore dikes are just that and don’t want any man getting involved.
“You’re about to feel what a homosexual feels” YEA, thanks.
ru12nvme, that is the funniest shit on here. I laughed my as off. What a way to ruin the moment!
Once I was having a conversation with a girl, talking about different stuff, and she turned to me and said, “I don’t date married men.”
Now I never thought about asking her out, nor gave any indication I would ever ask her out, or had any interest in her. Not to mention the fact that I have never cheated on my wife. (She hasn’t pissed me off enough yet.)
Why this came up out of the blue, I don’t know.
Mage that’s because some women think that every man on the face of the Earth want’s them. She probably figured you were just another guy who wanted to get down her pants.
I was hanging out at a nightclub with a close female friend. Now she’s always been pretty in-your-face blunt, but I was blown away when this guy asked her to dance and she replied: “I won’t dance WITH you, but I’ll dance NEXT to you.” Yikes!!!
JB
At first I thought she said…“Chingy”…which I thought it is cool that she thinks of me as a famous Rap Star!
“No”,she said, “I said you are too Clingy!!!”
Made me sad at first, but now I laugh about it.
“I buy my birthcontrol off this chick who steals it from her work. Turns out I’m pregnant and so’s another girl she sells it to, what a coincidence eh”.
Worst line I can’t stand to hear: “I can’t believe were sleeping with each other already, I never do this!”
I bought a girl a drink the other night, and said something like “Here’s to girls with pretty blue eyes.” BTW I was smashed so that’s oblviously not my best game. Even worse she had green eyes. Guess what though…?
I HIT IT ANYWAY 
I’M RICK JAMES BITCH!
Wideguy, thats pretty fuckin funny.
I had something similar happen to me, except it was about hair color…and I also still hit it.
-THIS IS A CELEBRATION BITCHES!
well big dave, how many other guys has she said that to? You got some so no worries.
The “Mother” of All Female Lines:
“…Oh yea, baby…you made me cum…”
(Get a clue, guys…if you have to ask…it didn’t happen…)…
But if you have a headache for 5 days because your head feels like it was crushed in a machine press…or you feel like you’ve just seen a remake of “The Exorcist”…you’re probably ok!!!
LOL!
Mufasa
Here’s another good sign. If she’s on top of you and starts drooling, you can be pretty sure she’s getting off…or maybe I should stop picking up women from the short bus. Well, either way.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. apayne, that was the funniest shit here so far. RLTW
rangertab75