Well, some points, surely. Eheeheh.
(The ladder theory of adult male/female interaction)
How true.
Incredibly amusing and oh-so wrong. hehe
hah
Ahhh, we miss karma… Seems she has a computer virus or something, or maybe we are all just too far down her ladder…
Great article, and so true.
Humm…divided vote…that could be the start of a big thread…j/k
Insightful and penetrating analysis. Goes along with the observations of another anthropologist of modern America, P.J. O’Rourke.
“There are 5 types of people:
People who like you more than you like them.
People whom you like more than they like you.
Rich fools.
Poor fools.
People just like your parents.”
TRUE
Sad but true. Pretty much all of it.
I’ve always referred to the position on the friends ladder as the “emotional tampon” or the “player hater” but cuddle bitch is beautiful.
QUESTION: what would the average guy do if his girl got too drunk to resist the advances of the cuddle bitch one night?
I’ve got my answer but I’m curious to hear the responses first.
Isn’t that the same dude that did the ninja site? 
Scrubmd, doesn’t happen. Women resist sex with cuddle bitches with incredible consistency. If by chance it ever does happen she blames him, threatens to charge him with rape, tells him he’s lower than pond scum and she’ll never speak to him again, and has her biker boyfriend run him over with his Harley…
“ScrubMD2B: what would the average guy do if his girl got too drunk to resist the advances of the cuddle bitch one night?”
First off, u let your girl have a cuddle bitch?? HELL NO!! Any guy that tries that is violently beaten so that he sees her ands runs away from fear of me. That said, if for some unbeknownst reason she was cuddling w/ him instead of doing what she is supposed to do (aka sex w/ me), and he did try that, he would become a eunech, or spend a few weeks in the hospital. Depends on how forgiving my mood is. (And yes, all assaults will be done on at least half a bottle of vodka, temporary rendering me an asskicking machine which feels no pain [i am usually an asskicking machine, but this would call for serious beatings])
Cuddle bitch?
They’d find his headless body stashed in a trash bag with cuccumber in his ass
Cross em out and put a K
true dat, homeskillet
Dude! Fucking brilliant!
One thing disappointed me, though. When I saw the words “intellectual whores” my first thought was, “Excellent! Intellectual women who will have sex with me!” But dammit, it’s just dudes, and I don’t want to have sex with intellectual dudes.
I don’t even want to cuddle with them.
I can’t wait for Karma’s response to this.I think it rings true for the most part.
Nobody really lets their girl have a cuddle bitch, you don’t know about it because you’re too busy being emotionally unavailable. It does happen. This is the lowest form of man. He also tries to hook up with his friend’s girl because he can’t get his own. I know guys like this.
Scrub - be careful. It is wrong to try to hook up with your friend’s girl because you can’t get any, but it is okay to try to hook up with your friend’s girl to make sure she’s not a ho.
So funny. So very very funny.
I think I’m gonna go shoot myself.