[quote]dmaddox wrote:
I always give 110%…
How can you give more than 100%?[/quote]
How did I forget that one?
110%; Isn’t 80% of life just showing up? (I don’t remember who said that)
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Why would someone lie about hunting rifles and such?
[/quote]
Because many people would think he’s weird without thinking it through. Same as many would think a girl was a slut for having X number of lovers without thinking it through.
And a bow. 
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
And why would anyone have 20+ of them?[/quote]
Why do women need more than 2 pairs of shoes, 3 if you were suits were you need brown work shoes too?
[/quote]
I guess because
Shoes are like wrenches. You need different sizes and shapes for different jobs. Sometimes you need a handy one in your car. Or in a drawer somewhere.
… and pretty soon you have 30+ shoes and have an arsenal by accident.
Thats how I feel about tools.
Sometimes you need to cut a wire just so, just one wrench will obviously not do and the number of pliers you need to have is obviously limitless.
[quote]orion wrote:
Thats how I feel about tools.
Sometimes you need to cut a wire just so, just one wrench will obviously not do and the number of pliers you need to have is obviously limitless. [/quote]
Had a friend in Japan who owned one hundred twenty-seven chainsaws.
Naturally, he was German.
[quote]orion wrote:
Thats how I feel about tools.
Sometimes you need to cut a wire just so, just one wrench will obviously not do and the number of pliers you need to have is obviously limitless. [/quote]
AND SWEATERS!!!
You need lots of those.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
Thats how I feel about tools.
Sometimes you need to cut a wire just so, just one wrench will obviously not do and the number of pliers you need to have is obviously limitless. [/quote]
Had a friend in Japan who owned one hundred twenty-seven chainsaws.
Naturally, he was German. [/quote]
One hundred twenty-seven that he admitted to. Probably closer to two-fifty.
Give me 10 minutes I’ve got to crush some emails
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
Thats how I feel about tools.
Sometimes you need to cut a wire just so, just one wrench will obviously not do and the number of pliers you need to have is obviously limitless. [/quote]
Had a friend in Japan who owned one hundred twenty-seven chainsaws.
Naturally, he was German. [/quote]
One hundred twenty-seven that he admitted to. Probably closer to two-fifty.[/quote]
He got tired of his Porsche collection, so he got rid of all of his Porsches but one, and started acquiring chainsaws instead. For some odd reason, his wife did not view this as an improvement.
I hate the idiom, “The clothes make the man.” in the wrong context.
the term, “illegal alien” is another one I think is quite retarded.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
…And why would anyone have 20+ of them?
[/quote]
If one possibly could why wouldn’t you?
[/quote]
There has to be space for all the clothes. You can only store so many things.
YOLO
Or fucking any popular internet media catchphrase/buzzword that gets thrown into the real life lexicon and run into the ground by vapid girls and guys who make up for their lack of personality and wit by reusing pop culture phrases is like running a glass shiv through my ear.
YOLO is just the retard’s version of carpe diem really.
Also particular to Australia in general, as some of you might know “cunt” is a really popular word over here. Its got many uses, but the one that makes my ears bleed is when dudes with really nasal voices greet people by going “THIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSS KUUUUUNNTT” or the cute-sified “this kunzie!”.
[quote]doublelung84 wrote:
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Why would someone lie about hunting rifles and such?
[/quote]
Because many people would think he’s weird without thinking it through. Same as many would think a girl was a slut for having X number of lovers without thinking it through.
And a bow. :)[/quote]
LOL, don’t forget.
Old compound with 5% let off
Bear Kodiak with twisted limbs
Bear Kodiak that works, still can’t shoot it worth a fuck.
A few other recurves laying around.
And of course a bowfishing setup.
I finally figured out why married men just buy “black guns”…wife can’t keep track of them or tell the difference…
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
[quote]doublelung84 wrote:
[quote]thethirdruffian wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
Why would someone lie about hunting rifles and such?
[/quote]
Because many people would think he’s weird without thinking it through. Same as many would think a girl was a slut for having X number of lovers without thinking it through.
And a bow. :)[/quote]
LOL, don’t forget.
Old compound with 5% let off
Bear Kodiak with twisted limbs
Bear Kodiak that works, still can’t shoot it worth a fuck.
A few other recurves laying around.
And of course a bowfishing setup.
I finally figured out why married men just buy “black guns”…wife can’t keep track of them or tell the difference…[/quote]
And that is why WE buy so many pairs of black shoes!
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
I finally figured out why married men just buy “black guns”…wife can’t keep track of them or tell the difference…[/quote]
That sounds vaguely racist…
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
I finally figured out why married men just buy “black guns”…wife can’t keep track of them or tell the difference…[/quote]
That sounds vaguely racist…[/quote]
Which makes me think of Professor X and his biceps and admirers…
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]EmilyQ wrote:
…And why would anyone have 20+ of them?
[/quote]
If one possibly could why wouldn’t you?
[/quote]
There has to be space for all the clothes. You can only store so many things.[/quote]
You can build a lean-to for the clothes.[/quote]
Don’t be crazy - it’s COLD in lean-tos.