ignore squidward he is a troll that recently got banned at The vertical summit. Looks like he is trying to find a new stomping ground.
What officially defines ass 2 grass anyways?
[quote]toots27mkc wrote:
What officially defines ass 2 grass anyways?[/quote]
My definition would be however close you need to get to the ground for little critters to get up in your ass while you are taking a shit in an open field.
If you squat ATG and to parallel in your training, does that make you bisquatual?
[quote]toots27mkc wrote:
What officially defines ass 2 grass anyways?[/quote]
That’s a good question… i suppose if I were to move my squat uprights into the yard and stop mowing for long enough, eventually I could get my squat all the way to ass to grass status.
[quote]toots27mkc wrote:
What officially defines ass 2 grass anyways?[/quote]
Depends on the size of your penis (length, not girth).
The longer your johnson, the higher you are allowed to squat. This is why I am able to squat well above parallel since I’m rocking 9 inches of trouser power. This is also why the female olympic lifter posted earlier was squatting so deep and why the OP most likely has what those in the industry refer to as an “innie”.
^ that comment was chocked to the brim with win
[quote]Stronghold wrote:
[quote]bulldog9899 wrote:
Theres a reason O-lifter Sqauat ATG[/quote]
Because they’re girls?[/quote]
No.
Why is it that when Pegg came into this thread, a big gush of GAY came accross?
How was teh’ Stabbin’ Cabin this weekend Jason?
[quote]grettiron wrote:
If you squat ATG and to parallel in your training, does that make you bisquatual?[/quote]
definitely. same with bibenchuality.
[quote]toots27mkc wrote:
What officially defines ass 2 grass anyways?[/quote]
I use the grass in my yard as a measuring stick, I’m lazy and never cut it so it’s an inch above parallel. Don’t see what all the fuzz is about really, an inch above parallel isn’t very deep at all.
Hmmm conversations about squatting very deep all the time. In a powerlifting forum. Kinda suspect.