Why is Your Life Awesome?

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
I got nothing.

Sorry, Man.

Nothing.[/quote]

You have the ultimate trump card, Edgy. You’re a motherfucking VIKING!! I mean you kick ass the way most people tie their shoes. Awesome. Pure and simple[/quote]

Yeah…there is that.

Sometimes I take that for grated.

Thanks Polo!!

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I’ve got 3 beautiful daughters.
I live with my best friend and former brother in law.
My house is always very clean.
I host a morning TV show with my former brother in law’s wife.[/quote]

Actually 4 daughters. Mary Kate and Ashley swap out.

Well, I work in a high school as a janitor, and sometimes I’ll see this math problem on the chalkboard and solve it…

…Anyway, my best friend is Ben Affleck…

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Well, I work in a high school as a janitor, and sometimes I’ll see this math problem on the chalkboard and solve it…

…Anyway, my best friend is Ben Affleck…[/quote]

You had me up until you said your best friend is Ben Affleck … that would be an argument AGAINST having an awesome life…

[quote]SickAbs wrote:

[quote]markdp wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
i would like to see pics of “A really cool chick”[/quote]

lol, sorry don’t post pics of people i know, or myself, online.[/quote]

Dude we really dont care that your girlfriend is fat.[/quote]

lol, how’d you guess? Okay, your right I’m a chubby chaser. I just know that if I posted pics of her you would all flame. Big is beautiful can mean so many different things, especially when you’re on tnation.

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Well, I work in a high school as a janitor, and sometimes I’ll see this math problem on the chalkboard and solve it…

…Anyway, my best friend is Ben Affleck…[/quote]

You had me up until you said your best friend is Ben Affleck … that would be an argument AGAINST having an awesome life…[/quote]

He was actually good in that movie.

^But he was still Ben Affleck…

I like Ben Affleck, he’s funny in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

“I wasn’t even with a hooker today!”

I’m a firefighter, get to use handcuffs in my day job and have no credit card debt.

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I’ve got 3 beautiful daughters.
I live with my best friend and former brother in law.
My house is always very clean.
I host a morning TV show with my former brother in law’s wife.[/quote]

I’m guessing you don’t suck dick for coke anymore?

Go into my Profile.
See pics of my wife.
THAT’S why my life is awesome.

[quote]markdp wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I’ve got 3 beautiful daughters.
I live with my best friend and former brother in law.
My house is always very clean.
I host a morning TV show with my former brother in law’s wife.[/quote]

I’m guessing you don’t suck dick for coke anymore?[/quote]

I still do that, but that’s not on the list of why my life is awesome. :frowning:

I’m pursuing my lifelong goals every day.

I live my life the way I want to live it and on my own terms.

I have good friends, good parents, a trustworthy mate, and a well-mannered son.

Nobody that I am close to has a substance abuse problem.

In 2 weeks I will have officially erased $10,000+ in credit card debt in a little under a year.

I will be off crutches and walking again in 37 days. I’ve been on them since Nov 19, 2009.

My wife is pregnant with our first child (my second). Her boobs are getting bigger.

Winter is over.

Last but not least: ROCK MUSIC.

i dont really think it is, but at the same time i didnt really grow up with any disadvantages either…

Right on track to be a doctor within the next couple years.

Pretty psyched about that.

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:
i would like to see pics of “A really cool chick”[/quote]

well then look at your avatar fuck-head[/quote]

i wanna see his really cool chick dick-wad![/quote]
Someone require the services of captain obvious?

[quote]Edgy wrote:
I got nothing.

Sorry, Man.

Nothing.[/quote]

Don’t worry my ginger viking, I will take care of you!!!

I’m back in America.
Its hard being out of work but my mom is helping me out a lot right now and I get to see her every day.
I’m in the best shape of my life.
I know that it will all work out in the end.

I have an awesome girlfriend who is a MILF as well. I adopted her beautiful 3 year old daughter as my own. Both of them are smart as hell. I hate my job. I am making $6/hr + tips and I have a bachelor’s degree. I decided to finally risk everything to start my own training business for hockey players. Studying for the CSCS exam and obtaining training equipment as cheap as I can find it which is working out very well. So not only will I have my own business, I will have my own gym! Score. I feel better and more positive the harder I work towards starting this business, and good things seem to keep happening. Sorry for the novel.

I have a huge 4 inch penis
I am the dungeonmaster for my D&D Club (3 members)
I have a 700 Square foot living arrangement in my moms basement.
Becky the girl at Mcdonalds told me I wasn’t that annoying when another cashier told me I was.
My pimples are starting to clear up… I think
Life is good

V