[quote]theBeth wrote:
Just walk up and say “I want your penis.” and then walk away.
Works every time. [/quote]
Yes, encourage her to take more random cock,That will fix her issue of never finding a fulfilling relationship.
Option 1) Casual sex annually
Option 2) see if Dr.Phil would even attempt to help this single Mom with Peter Pan Syndrome to break out of her fantasy world long enough to be in a real life adult relationship.
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I’m pretty sure Jen knows me well enough to know I’m joking. I thought that would be pretty obvious, in general. [/quote]
Not to 4 posts in 2 years Kenny Fucking Powers it wasn’t.[/quote]
LOL I share in your marvel of these enigmas.
I haven’t read through all of the 10 pages, but my 2 cents:
-Be direct and honest: “Hi, I’m not really good at this but…wanna grab a coffee sometime?”
-Look for guys in similar social circles: you’re not the only 20-something with kids… the “nerd” thing should work in your favor.
-Expect the awkward: There is a heck of a lot more awkward silliness in dating than is seen in the movies/etc. You will be awkward and weird… so will he.
-Expect rejection and don’t let it destroy you: I’ve seen a lot of guys who get destroyed when they finally ask a woman out and she says no… try not to do that.
-Let your friends hook you up: This is connected to the “social circles” advice…Tell your girlfriends that you are shy and looking to date. Let them look around for you. Make sure they tell the potential guy that you are super shy.
-Use the internet (carefully): Tons of people find others on the internet these days. Match.com, etc. Go on some dates and set expectations low… maybe “looking for a friend and maybe more” or something like that. Stay public for awhile until you know the guy. BE HONEST. “I’m a shy, nerdy mother looking to date a nerdy guy who can help me get past the awkward or just be awkward with me.”
eh, my 2 cents. good luck. Dating sucks when you’re not just out for sex. [/quote)
X2. I’ll also add that you need to remember that guys, for the most part, are simple creatures. To have an atractive, in shape woman initiate conversation (even if it’s only a “hi” or “do you have any chalk”) is quite flattering.
Follow this man’s lead. Make a business card that says how awesome you are and hand it out to every guy that strikes your fancy.
[b]Jenn
Most Influential Person in Canada
World’s Foremost Mario Kart Expert
Beloved Canadian Role Model
Most Charismatic Red Hot Chili Peppers Fan
World’s Greatest Mom
Gym/Pool Registration Expert
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Spock, you are hot. Seriously. I would date you. By your face, I give you an 8. And trust me, I don’t give that high of a number easily. Also, before anyone blames my test. I have been cruising for the past 5 weeks.
[quote]niksamaras wrote:
Also, before anyone blames my test. I have been cruising for the past 5 weeks.[/quote]
What is going on in your head rofl[/quote]
How good are you at maintaining eye contact? Appropriate eye contact, no creepy staring.
I had all sorts of trouble with this and until I sorted it, I really struggled out there. I ended up just going to retail stores and practicing (they have to talk to you).
Looking at someone in the eye while either of you talk and smiling is 80% of the work. Add that to some of the good advice here and you are done.
BTW, the harder you make us chase/hunt, the more we’ll be into you.
as long as it’s clear you’re into us. Don’t be afraid to lose a few on the way to finding someone who makes you theirs.
[quote]super saiyan wrote:
Follow this man’s lead. Make a business card that says how awesome you are and hand it out to every guy that strikes your fancy.
[b]Jenn
Most Influential Person in Canada
World’s Foremost Mario Kart Expert
Beloved Canadian Role Model
Most Charismatic Red Hot Chili Peppers Fan
World’s Greatest Mom
Gym/Pool Registration Expert
[/b]
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[quote]super saiyan wrote:
Follow this man’s lead. Make a business card that says how awesome you are and hand it out to every guy that strikes your fancy.
[b]Jenn
Most Influential Person in Canada
World’s Foremost Mario Kart Expert
Beloved Canadian Role Model
Most Charismatic Red Hot Chili Peppers Fan
World’s Greatest Mom
Gym/Pool Registration Expert
[/b]
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[quote]tsantos wrote:
How good are you at maintaining eye contact? Appropriate eye contact, no creepy staring.
I had all sorts of trouble with this and until I sorted it, I really struggled out there. I ended up just going to retail stores and practicing (they have to talk to you).
Looking at someone in the eye while either of you talk and smiling is 80% of the work. Add that to some of the good advice here and you are done.
BTW, the harder you make us chase/hunt, the more we’ll be into you.
as long as it’s clear you’re into us. Don’t be afraid to lose a few on the way to finding someone who makes you theirs.[/quote]
!!
This is a huge problem for me.
I can remember when I worked at a busier gym and I’d see hundreds of people each day and when it was time for me to go home I’d realize that I couldn’t tell you what a single one of them looked like.
I never look directly at people.
I don’t even make eye contact with myself in the mirror.
I don’t know why that is to be honest?
It’s a really bad habit that I need to work on.
I cannot tell you the eye color of a single one of my family members.
[quote]niksamaras wrote:
Spock, you are hot. Seriously. I would date you. By your face, I give you an 8. And trust me, I don’t give that high of a number easily. Also, before anyone blames my test. I have been cruising for the past 5 weeks.[/quote]
Well thanks buddy!
To tell you the truth your user name reminds me of dinosaurs.
Spock in all honesty:
a.) you can get almost all the guys you want within the first 2 hours and that is if you are slow.
Any chick approaching a healthy male for some fun can almost be 100% certain that he will give in.
Women are the gatekeepers to relationships and sex.
In order to get a partner guys need to put in groundwork, girls simply need to put on makeup.
How any woman could have trouble with getting someone on top is freaking ridiculous.
b.) Now you have to get into a male perspective.
You having a kid is a turnoff for most. That is simply because a man will feel like he is raising someone else’s offspring.
Doesn’t make any sense.
Couple that with your chances of losing everything in front of a court if your girly decides to “find herself” and you are all set for a bad fucking experience that makes for a great story to tell when you are drunk and reaching that moment where you find it necessary to talk to random strangers about your emotions. (anybody else have that?)
My advice would be to look for men who are in a similar situation as you are. Daddys who are raising their children on their own.
Or you could turn lesbian and meet up with other single moms. But if you do please share a movie or two.
[quote]niksamaras wrote:
Spock, you are hot. Seriously. I would date you. By your face, I give you an 8. And trust me, I don’t give that high of a number easily. Also, before anyone blames my test. I have been cruising for the past 5 weeks.[/quote]
Well thanks buddy!
To tell you the truth your user name reminds me of dinosaurs. [/quote]
This is my actual name and surname. We are meant to be together.
[quote]Waittz wrote:
how do you all know what spock looks like? [/quote]
Because picture.
I wont tell you though where to find it unless you apply your substantial expertise to petite womens fashion. [/quote]
Petite meaning small boobs? Or petite meaning short in height with small delicate features? [/quote]
Well technically she is a petite (as in small), bootylicious, fitness bunny.
Good, brown eyes, sensual lips, girl next door if your dreams came true type.
Probably also small boobs, but I dont know because I dont care.[/quote]
Spock, how do you dress currently? Do you have a description of your personal style? How are you expected or required to dress for your profession? How do you want to be perceived by others at first glance? What personal statement do you want your attire to present? Are you willing to sacrifice some comfort for aesthetics and are you willing to step out of your comfort zone?
