Why are White Men Afraid to be Bald?

[quote]miroku333 wrote:
also, when you live in the hood, looking like Ed Norton in American History X (except at 225+) is not the most conducive to staying out of trouble.[/quote]What neighborhood do you live in?

I don’t think white guys should not shave their heads because of the nazi skinhead connection. Fuck that. I live in a bit of a rough neighborhood and have NEVER had any problems due to my shaved head. As long as you don’t walk around like an asshole looking for a fight you’ll be fine (looking like someone not to mess with doesn’t hurt either).

I shave my head and Im a Jew…my head has been shaved off and on since High School, I grew up in a mostly black and hispanic area, no one thought I was a skin head, in fact almost everyone had the baldy, fade, cesar style in the early 90s when I was in HS, it just came with the territory.

oh shit, I guess this was a bump.

I can’t speak for the rest of the whites, but personally I’m not looking forward to being bald. I’ve had hair 1/2 way to my ass for the last 20 years. It’s going to be a huge change when I loose it.

[quote]slimthugger wrote:
This is simply an observation. I’ve noticed that the majority of white males I’ve known in real life and on television have a fear of losing their hair. Most black guys I know welcome the hair loss as an opportunity to wear the bald look. On the other hand most white men comb the few strands they have over and wear a ring around their head to savor the last hair they have. I’d venture to bet Rogaine’s sales market is primarily white males. Why is that, bald is okay…welcome your age.[/quote]

Well, the only guy I know in my social circle that ever opted for hair plugs was a black man. And he started, and never finished. So he has these ridiculous plugs of hair on his receding hairline.

My head is shaped like a condom stuffed full of walnuts, my hairline is receding faster than an Alaskan glacier, and nobody is going to want to have sexual intercourse with me when my follicles are all dead.

That’s why I’m afraid to be bald.

Yeah, fortunately my head is really round, I would be afraid as well if my head was shaped like that

[quote]Rockscar wrote:

[quote]slimthugger wrote:
This is simply an observation. I’ve noticed that the majority of white males I’ve known in real life and on television have a fear of losing their hair. Most black guys I know welcome the hair loss as an opportunity to wear the bald look. On the other hand most white men comb the few strands they have over and wear a ring around their head to savor the last hair they have. I’d venture to bet Rogaine’s sales market is primarily white males. Why is that, bald is okay…welcome your age.[/quote]

This is RACIST! The fact that I dread hairloss is a white thing and you’ll never understand, so don’t push your comfort in being bald on me! Just because you think it’s all about “equality of scalp” does not make it true.

Just because you think there’s no balding issues with whites in this country today does not mean we don’t experience the prejudice from many every day of our lives.

You just don’t know the trials we have endured, and don’t try and say you understand.
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Its true, we look like dicks with ears bald so you melatonin blessed people will never understand.

Unless we are talking Picard here, because Picard is alpha as fuck.

[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
My head is shaped like a condom stuffed full of walnuts, my hairline is receding faster than an Alaskan glacier, and nobody is going to want to have sexual intercourse with me when my follicles are all dead.

That’s why I’m afraid to be bald.[/quote]

Still happy to be white though

i am looking forward to losing my hair. I know i can speed up the process by shaving it and i have done that for a three month period, but it will be gone soon enough naturally.

[quote]gunnslinger2041 wrote:

[quote]miroku333 wrote:
also, when you live in the hood, looking like Ed Norton in American History X (except at 225+) is not the most conducive to staying out of trouble.[/quote]What neighborhood do you live in?

I don’t think white guys should not shave their heads because of the nazi skinhead connection. Fuck that. I live in a bit of a rough neighborhood and have NEVER had any problems due to my shaved head. As long as you don’t walk around like an asshole looking for a fight you’ll be fine (looking like someone not to mess with doesn’t hurt either).[/quote]

No, no, the real question is, you’ve been on this site since 2008, yet only have 10 posts, and one of them is to ask a question regarding a statement a guy made 2 years ago. ReallY???

I am DEFINITELY going to look at the other 9 posts.

I have a big forehead, and a big head overall.

Thus, I don’t want to be bald.

[quote]orion wrote:
Its true, we look like dicks with ears bald so you melatonin blessed people will never understand.[/quote]

YEAH. Those drowsy bastards…

[quote]matso1236 wrote:
If i ever start to go bald i think i will go for this look:

http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebsm/jasonstatham/jason_statham_1.jpg

+50lb of muscles[/quote]

He is my idol either way, as an athlete he has got a good look IMO and attracts chicks like flies to a freshly squeezed bear scat

I started shaving my head a few months ago. I like it. I started graying when I was 16, and in addition to the ‘badass’ factor, it makes me look younger.

[quote]bcingu wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:
Its true, we look like dicks with ears bald so you melatonin blessed people will never understand.[/quote]

YEAH. Those drowsy bastards…[/quote]

Lol, bastard…

Just do it.

You can thank me later.

Mohawk > Bald.

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
Mohawk > Bald.[/quote]

Yeah, but some of us have this ‘employment’ thing to worry about.

[quote]Mad HORSE wrote:

[quote]Soulja874 wrote:
Mohawk > Bald.[/quote]

Yeah, but some of us have this ‘employment’ thing to worry about.[/quote]

Only if you work for the MAN.

I have never seen as many wigs and combovers as I have in Japan. My mate in Tokyo actually has actually made a photo diary of his wig hunts.