I Need a Hollywood Haircut

Ok guys I’m pretty desperate, I am 18 and I have never found a good haircut. I have tried everything, mohawks, long hair, short hair, buzz cuts, bowl cut, pretty much everything in the book, and it all looks bad on me.

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I need some kind of haircut idea, with a picture.

My hair is extremely thick and wavy, and curls up a bunch too. It’s very hard to do anything with.

I would love it if someone could give me some great advice.

I’d be more worried about that unibrow…

hahahahahaha Rooster

You should let it grow like that dude in the framed picture on your wall in photo #3. He had curly hair too, and he looked effin’ beautiful.

Shave that shit off. Hair is useless on a dude. Why even worry about it at all?

As a matter of fact, go join the military, while you’re at it.

2/10, at least he posted pics.

Fuck a hollywood haircut, get a Jersey haircut.

Good God! No, don’t shave your head… your forehead is a little…erm…LARGE.
Your hair looks good like that. Plus, don’t most girls like Emo kids these days?

This thread should have NSFW preface. Good GAWD, is that one of those blue waffles?

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
2/10, at least he posted pics.

Fuck a hollywood haircut, get a Jersey haircut.

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spiked blowout ftw. And if they dont like it, then theyre some fuckin skanks.

Advanced, we need to party soon bro.

Squats and milk. Gotta build the house before you paint it.

[quote]SickAbs wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
2/10, at least he posted pics.

Fuck a hollywood haircut, get a Jersey haircut.

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spiked blowout ftw. And if they dont like it, then theyre some fuckin skanks.

Advanced, we need to party soon bro. [/quote]

does my blowout look good brah?

i love jager bombs.

TSB…enough said

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]SickAbs wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
2/10, at least he posted pics.

Fuck a hollywood haircut, get a Jersey haircut.

[/quote]

spiked blowout ftw. And if they dont like it, then theyre some fuckin skanks.

Advanced, we need to party soon bro. [/quote]

does my blowout look good brah?[/quote]

real good brah. We’re all gettin some pussy tonight.

hahahaha you’re best bets are:

  1. leave the mop and just rock that look. Who gives a fuck if its messy as long as you sport it with confidence
  2. buzz it down. Maybe not all the way but pretty short cropped
  3. get a “regular” haircut, 3-5 inches on top (thats average right?) and blended on the sides

also a must is what rooster said. Take care of that unibrow man.

and the donts:

dont get a military haircut A.K.A. “a high and stupid” lol… If you’re going short go short all over

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[quote]SickAbs wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
2/10, at least he posted pics.

Fuck a hollywood haircut, get a Jersey haircut.

[/quote]

spiked blowout ftw. And if they dont like it, then theyre some fuckin skanks.

Advanced, we need to party soon bro. [/quote]

done.

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]SickAbs wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
2/10, at least he posted pics.

Fuck a hollywood haircut, get a Jersey haircut.

[/quote]

spiked blowout ftw. And if they dont like it, then theyre some fuckin skanks.

Advanced, we need to party soon bro. [/quote]

does my blowout look good brah?[/quote]

hahahah thats probably what his hair would look like with a blowout! I did a blowout for a Jersey Shore party and no joke it was still sticking up like that the next morning. Scouts honor

.greg.

[quote]SickAbs wrote:

[quote]Kerley wrote:

[quote]SickAbs wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
2/10, at least he posted pics.

Fuck a hollywood haircut, get a Jersey haircut.

[/quote]

spiked blowout ftw. And if they dont like it, then theyre some fuckin skanks.

Advanced, we need to party soon bro. [/quote]

does my blowout look good brah?[/quote]

real good brah. We’re all gettin some pussy tonight.[/quote]

oh shit we hittin clubs tonight, gota go get a pump in my bis going.

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:

[quote]SickAbs wrote:

[quote]ADvanced TS wrote:
2/10, at least he posted pics.

Fuck a hollywood haircut, get a Jersey haircut.

[/quote]

spiked blowout ftw. And if they dont like it, then theyre some fuckin skanks.

Advanced, we need to party soon bro. [/quote]

done.
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me too.

Not technically hollywood. more like canadian and everyone knows they’re the land of ghey.

Go for the Bieber. Chicks (10 year old ones) will love you.