Why America Sucks and Egypt Doesn't

Zouk, please no spoilers, man. Thanks.

Going to Egypt in Dec most likely…for a wedding.

[quote]PonceDeLeon wrote:
Zouk, please no spoilers, man. Thanks.

Going to Egypt in Dec most likely…for a wedding.[/quote]

Its nice in December, let me know if you want to know a few places to visit. Apart from the fuckin obvious lol!

[quote]yusef wrote:

[quote]Marzouk wrote:
Apart from the fuckin obvious lol! [/quote]

Obviously you’re referring to that SWEET cushary place in Abbasia[/quote]

haha fuck me you know your Cairo! I was indeed referring to that place!

[quote]roguevampire wrote:
At least the women there aren’t full of attitude like here. they are loyal and devoted to their man, the way a woman should be. [/quote]

lol of course

rouge vampire is the ultimate troll. I like this guy

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]kothreat wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
America no Bettah Brah -

and…at least we don’t live in the frozen north, with those snow hippies in Canada![/quote]

That’s right…stay away. It’s cold and barren here.
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Photoshop[/quote]

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[quote]JaseHxC wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]JaseHxC wrote:

[quote]postholedigger wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
America no Bettah Brah -

and…at least we don’t live in the frozen north, with those snow hippies in Canada![/quote]

Ugh, those snowbacks.[/quote]

We prefer “Polar Gooks”, “Tundra Monkeys”, or “Hosers”[/quote]

Really? Not Snow Mexicans?[/quote]

Don’t you think Mexican is going a bit too far? I’m not easily offended, but that hurts…[/quote]

I <3 burritos.

Therefor I <3 Mexicans

[quote]yusef wrote:
<3.

Also, lol at the randomly bitter political rants in this thread. [/quote]

Ye, kinda got derailed,

I’ve been sat starring at the chuckle’s for 5 minutes…

Heroes.

[quote]gregron wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:
At least the women there aren’t full of attitude like here. they are loyal and devoted to their man, the way a woman should be. [/quote]

lol of course

rouge vampire is the ultimate troll. I like this guy[/quote]

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The guy’s hilarious. Swear I have not read anything from him that’s not funny and stupid.

When I lived in Korea the movies always came out about a week before they did in the states as well.
They were also cheaper, had better facilities and you could buy beer at the concessions stand.
Cool story, br0.
FOREIGN MOVIE THEATERS. FUCK YEAH.

As is my custom, I wait for most films to come to Netflix. So your “Egypt is better because…” argument means nothing to me.

Besides, it’s not about who is first. It’s about who is best.

:wink:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
As is my custom, I wait for most films to come to Netflix. So your “Egypt is better because…” argument means nothing to me.

Besides, it’s not about who is first. It’s about who is best.

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THIS!

and the Dwarf is obviously the bestest evah!

oh…right…we’re talking about our country…right.

Yea dude Eygpt is definitely better than America your right. Yout bragging about seeing some of the worst movies ever. I could right a book about why America is better than Eygpt.

Man Americans are so uptight… the title of the thread was only meant to offend at first glance, then when people read the op they kinda get the joke.

And dude, you spelt EGYPT, EYGPT… Twice! F.M.L please don’t write a book because you can’t fuckin spell.

But I can wank in a movie theater and get a suspended sentence, whereas you get hanged in public.

DB

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
But I can wank in a movie theater and get a suspended sentence, whereas you get hanged in public.

DB[/quote]

They don’t do public hangings here, sorry for disappointing you. And i don’t think wanking in the movies is anything to be proud of…

[quote]Marzouk wrote:

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
But I can wank in a movie theater and get a suspended sentence, whereas you get hanged in public.

DB[/quote]

They don’t do public hangings here, sorry for disappointing you. And i don’t think wanking in the movies is anything to be proud of… [/quote]

Sorry, hanged in private. And when your schwartz is as glorious as mine, it is something of which to be proud.

DB

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:

[quote]Marzouk wrote:

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
But I can wank in a movie theater and get a suspended sentence, whereas you get hanged in public.

DB[/quote]

They don’t do public hangings here, sorry for disappointing you. And i don’t think wanking in the movies is anything to be proud of… [/quote]

Sorry, hanged in private. And when your schwartz is as glorious as mine, it is something of which to be proud.

DB[/quote]

Capital punishment is limited in Eqypt to certain things like murder, treason, involvement in terrorism, and, coverting from Islam to any other religion.*

  • Well, technically they don’t execute you. The SSI just comes and arrests you, tortures you for a week or so, you get fired from your job, you get imprisoned for a couple years, then your a sent to a mental hospital for shock therepy, your family persecuted, and then you get shot in an alley or burned or stoned by an angry crowd. You know, the usual.

[quote]Marzouk wrote:
Man Americans are so uptight… the title of the thread was only meant to offend at first glance, then when people read the op they kinda get the joke.

And dude, you spelt EGYPT, EYGPT… Twice! F.M.L please don’t write a book because you can’t fuckin spell.

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lol at you overgeneralizing americans

[quote]Marzouk wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
Yeah, but you have to live in Egypt. Enjoy the economic destruction in a few years from the Aswan dam.[/quote]

Meh, i’ll be in the cinema when it happens, watching something that hasn’t been released in the U.S yet.

Its funny as well they are all American films.

Btw i choose to live here.[/quote]

<— watched it before you.