After being outed about the vulture, the shark, and the Viagra plots of the Jews, I’d thought I’d just go ahead an update everyone about the new complaint filed against the USA abassador to Egypt by the equivalent of the attorney general in Eqypt:
U.S. Ambassador to Egypt Accused of Breaking Sharia Law
According to Report 935 of the Attorney General, “the American Ambassador, after drinking alcohol in contradiction to Islamic Sharia law, said that she rules Egypt and that the Egyptian people are under her authority, that she controls them like a puppet, and that the Egyptian people have no idea of what is transpiring around them.”
The report further adds, citing one Dr. Latif Shaker, a Palestinian writer living in America, that the U.S. ambassador had earlier said that “the Jews will return to Egypt in 2013 and that they are the masters of the earth”; that “Egypt will go bankrupt during this year and Egyptians will turn to the United States to save them from famine and poverty.” The report further accuses Patterson of saying that “the land of Egypt belongs to the Jews, for it was theirs originally,” and that “the Jews were kicked out of Egypt after building the pyramids and DNA analysis reveals that King Tut was a Jew.”
Dude, Jewbacca, why are you so emotionally-invested in what some wacko in Egypt thinks? Who gives a fuck? For better or for worse, the U.S. is pretty much always going to be propping up Israel, so what do you care? That fucking country gets a little over $3 billion in aid each year from us, so the only thing to worry about when it comes to outlandish statements about Israel is some U.S. politician with a sizable lead in the next presidential election saying that his first order of business is to end all subsidizing of Israel, which will never happen.
So unless the unthinkable happens, Israel has nothing to worry about. Iran will never get the bomb before the U.S. and/or Israel turns the whole region into glass and the blank check to Israel will be coming in the mail every year no matter what.
All the Jewish people I’ve met have been pretty nice, it’s hard to believe they’re behind all of the world’s problems. Thought I’m sure they just want to fly under the radar while committing atrocities and ruining economies.
[quote]b89 wrote:
All the Jewish people I’ve met have been pretty nice, it’s hard to believe they’re behind all of the world’s problems. Thought I’m sure they just want to fly under the radar while committing atrocities and ruining economies.[/quote]
Just dont show up to a Passover Sader with one of their daughters. Dude your dick is going to hurt when they get done with the circumcision.
[quote]b89 wrote:
All the Jewish people I’ve met have been pretty nice, it’s hard to believe they’re behind all of the world’s problems. Thought I’m sure they just want to fly under the radar while committing atrocities and ruining economies.[/quote]
Just dont show up to a Passover Sader with one of their daughters. Dude your dick is going to hurt when they get done with the circumcision.[/quote]
Already been done. NoJewThough. I don’t think I’d stand much of a chance anyway, they probably want a nice Jewish boy.
[quote]b89 wrote:
All the Jewish people I’ve met have been pretty nice, it’s hard to believe they’re behind all of the world’s problems. Thought I’m sure they just want to fly under the radar while committing atrocities and ruining economies.[/quote]
Just dont show up to a Passover Sader with one of their daughters. Dude your dick is going to hurt when they get done with the circumcision.[/quote]
Already been done. NoJewThough. I don’t think I’d stand much of a chance anyway, they probably want a nice Jewish boy.[/quote]
So you went to a Passover Sader and they cut your dick? You are my new hero. I would have gone all “Allah Akbar” on their ass and run out.
[quote]b89 wrote:
All the Jewish people I’ve met have been pretty nice, it’s hard to believe they’re behind all of the world’s problems. Thought I’m sure they just want to fly under the radar while committing atrocities and ruining economies.[/quote]
Just dont show up to a Passover Sader with one of their daughters. Dude your dick is going to hurt when they get done with the circumcision.[/quote]
Already been done. NoJewThough. I don’t think I’d stand much of a chance anyway, they probably want a nice Jewish boy.[/quote]
So you went to a Passover Sader and they cut your dick? You are my new hero. I would have gone all “Allah Akbar” on their ass and run out.
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After four cups of Passover wine it’s time to party.
[quote]b89 wrote:
All the Jewish people I’ve met have been pretty nice, it’s hard to believe they’re behind all of the world’s problems. Thought I’m sure they just want to fly under the radar while committing atrocities and ruining economies.[/quote]
Just dont show up to a Passover Sader with one of their daughters. Dude your dick is going to hurt when they get done with the circumcision.[/quote]
Already been done. NoJewThough. I don’t think I’d stand much of a chance anyway, they probably want a nice Jewish boy.[/quote]
So you went to a Passover Sader and they cut your dick? You are my new hero. I would have gone all “Allah Akbar” on their ass and run out.
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After four cups of Passover wine it’s time to party.[/quote]
I think Jewbacca was mentioning something about that.
