Why America Sucks and Egypt Doesn't

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

Capital punishment is limited in Eqypt to certain things like murder, treason, involvement in terrorism, and, coverting from Islam to any other religion.*

  • Well, technically they don’t execute you. The SSI just comes and arrests you, tortures you for a week or so, you get fired from your job, you get imprisoned for a couple years, then your a sent to a mental hospital for shock therepy, your family persecuted, and then you get shot in an alley or burned or stoned by an angry crowd. You know, the usual.[/quote]

Oh is that all? That’s not such a high price to pay for getting to see the A-Team a day early.

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
Yeah, but you have to live in Egypt. Enjoy the economic destruction in a few years from the Aswan dam.[/quote]

Eqypt will be fine, provided the military doesn’t let it turn into another Islamist hellhole and go to war with Israel to provide a distraction for the rabble over the fact the government is crumbling and corrupt.

They do need to get a grip, in that regard. Go have a Sunni vs. Shia war for a change of pace.

Us evil Zionist make pretty good trading partners and neighbors, unlike the 12 Iman nutcases running Iran.

Oh, and we saw the movie, too.

— Mrs. Jewbacca.[/quote]

Ahh…Jewish women, ranks up there next to Spanish women. Then if you get a Spanish Jewish woman…the odds.

[quote]roguevampire wrote:
At least the women there aren’t full of attitude like here. they are loyal and devoted to their man, the way a woman should be. [/quote]

That’s because over there women aren’t the same as men, they aren’t the same creatures…which explains the ‘natural’ progression to sheep once a few men has 7 wives and everyone else is still single. :slight_smile:

[quote]Brother Chris wrote:

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

[quote]byukid wrote:
Yeah, but you have to live in Egypt. Enjoy the economic destruction in a few years from the Aswan dam.[/quote]

Eqypt will be fine, provided the military doesn’t let it turn into another Islamist hellhole and go to war with Israel to provide a distraction for the rabble over the fact the government is crumbling and corrupt.

They do need to get a grip, in that regard. Go have a Sunni vs. Shia war for a change of pace.

Us evil Zionist make pretty good trading partners and neighbors, unlike the 12 Iman nutcases running Iran.

Oh, and we saw the movie, too.

— Mrs. Jewbacca.[/quote]

Ahh…Jewish women, ranks up there next to Spanish women. Then if you get a Spanish Jewish woman…the odds.[/quote]

Yeah, I was sick, logged in at home and forgot to log out.

She’s trolled all of the message boards I frequent, gettting me into a world of trouble. Somewhat angered at the “hot Jewish Girls” thread, to boot.

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:

[quote]Marzouk wrote:

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
But I can wank in a movie theater and get a suspended sentence, whereas you get hanged in public.

DB[/quote]

They don’t do public hangings here, sorry for disappointing you. And i don’t think wanking in the movies is anything to be proud of… [/quote]

Sorry, hanged in private. And when your schwartz is as glorious as mine, it is something of which to be proud.

DB[/quote]

Capital punishment is limited in Eqypt to certain things like murder, treason, involvement in terrorism, and, coverting from Islam to any other religion.*

  • Well, technically they don’t execute you. The SSI just comes and arrests you, tortures you for a week or so, you get fired from your job, you get imprisoned for a couple years, then your a sent to a mental hospital for shock therepy, your family persecuted, and then you get shot in an alley or burned or stoned by an angry crowd. You know, the usual.[/quote]

Ah the great Israel Vs Egypt debate.

America wins because, we have this…

And Egypt has this…

American niggaz is all UMAD out this bitch.