Who Wants To Lose Faith In Humanity

well she might be sad that she can’t fit into that bikini but thank god for the rest of us

As far as losing faith in humanity, I’ve already done that, so you’re too late.

Something Awful does own though…

[quote]Kuz wrote:
Wayland wrote:
of all the delusional bollocks ive ever read ever…this takes the cake, the biscuit, the doughnut and the bucket of chicken

… and eats them all in one sitting, slathered in Crisco.[/quote]

goes without saying :smiley:

[quote]alownage wrote:

Something Awful does own though…[/quote]

seconded. my other tab in firefox is open to that right now. the message boards they’ve managed to uncover thus far have been unreal - there was one three weeks ago from a board of guys seeking to become HIV postive and who had this whole online community dedicated to ‘pozzing’ people or getting ‘pozzed’. Makes the whole obesity thing seem kinda banal by comparison. Note i said kinda.

link here - scroll halfway down the page to the posts under the heading ‘Bareback Exchange’. Not work or soul safe.
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3866&p=2

[quote]marathe wrote:
alownage wrote:

Something Awful does own though…

seconded. my other tab in firefox is open to that right now. the message boards they’ve managed to uncover thus far have been unreal - there was one three weeks ago from a board of guys seeking to become HIV postive and who had this whole online community dedicated to ‘pozzing’ people or getting ‘pozzed’. Makes the whole obesity thing seem kinda banal by comparison. Note i said kinda.

link here - scroll halfway down the page to the posts under the heading ‘Bareback Exchange’. Not work or soul safe.
http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3866&p=2

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I will not look at this. A true abomination from your description.

wow…just wow…I’m speechless.

By the way, does anyone know what the common acronyms that they use are? (BBW,SSBBW) I am morbidly curious .

wait…the BB doesn’t stand of big boned does it? How would they even know what thier bone structure was like?

Sweet Satan!
This site is the evil twin of T-Nation.

While it’s somewhat funny on the first look, the seriousness makes it so unreal.

What really makes me furious though, is that fat fucks like these increase my monthly health fund bill!
I wish there was a German compulsary health insurance fund which would admit only people who are willing to maintain a healthy lifestyle.

[quote]Schwarzfahrer wrote:
Sweet Satan!
This site is the evil twin of T-Nation.

While it’s somewhat funny on the first look, the seriousness makes it so unreal.

What really makes me furious though, is that fat fucks like these increase my monthly health fund bill!
I wish there was a German compulsary health insurance fund which would admit only people who are willing to maintain a healthy lifestyle.
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Agreed. They also take my parking spaces.

[quote]4est wrote:
Schwarzfahrer wrote:
Sweet Satan!
This site is the evil twin of T-Nation.

While it’s somewhat funny on the first look, the seriousness makes it so unreal.

What really makes me furious though, is that fat fucks like these increase my monthly health fund bill!
I wish there was a German compulsary health insurance fund which would admit only people who are willing to maintain a healthy lifestyle.

Agreed. They also take my parking spaces.

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Some seem to be pushing for unemployment checks. I never knew this mindset existed. They take it to an extreme and actually enjoy doing it to themselves and others. One chick is bragging on how she can make the men she dates get fat and the problems this causes for them.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Either way, that link just made me lose my appetite…and that takes skill.[/quote]

Didn’t know this was even possible, but here’s a scarier thought that’ll spare you some major bills on food: these people reproduce, and faster than lean people!

Wonder if they’ll do like lemmings and run down a cliff when they’re too many? Nah, probably not many of them can run.

[quote]4est wrote:
Schwarzfahrer wrote:
Sweet Satan!
This site is the evil twin of T-Nation.

While it’s somewhat funny on the first look, the seriousness makes it so unreal.

What really makes me furious though, is that fat fucks like these increase my monthly health fund bill!
I wish there was a German compulsary health insurance fund which would admit only people who are willing to maintain a healthy lifestyle.

Agreed. They also take my parking spaces.

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And the handicap wheel chair at Walmart. I heard it’s becoming a nuisance that so many fat people take Wal-Mart’s complementary wheelchairs that the handicap are complaining.

I’m going to make an effort to always stare at fat people.

[quote]When I eat corn on the cob I like lots of butter - and it doesn’t stay on the cob. Soooo…

I put a chunk in my mouth and then nibble nibble nibble the kernels off the cob, and eat it all together.
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On the bright side, I’m sure there are more than a few people who could take some eating advice from there.


That way too much loving for me…

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Tin Can wrote:
Oh man I went to the link, couldn’t resist. What the fuck? She’s saying how she’s bummed because her bikini dosen’t fit. Oh man… Correct me if I’m wrong but is Texas not a place where many people are very fat? I once heard Houston is the fattest place in America.

So of course you’d seem to be less of a freak over there because it’s more of the norm. Now I’m not putting down Texans. For one I don’t want to be tracked down and killed… Second I’d love to go there someday, I’ve always heard good things about southern folks. They seem so friendly and I always wanted to to check out metroflex gym where the big man trains.

Fuck is he ever looking huge in the recent pics. Unbelievalbe he is.

I wouldn’t put too much stock in “Fattest City” stats. Houston has its share of porkers, but many of those people are just “big”. There are several competitive bodybuilders who either live there now or have in the past. I have also seen some of the lagest numbers of well above average in shape people in gyms there (as in several people who look like they could compete). [/quote]

Having lived in Houston for 5 years and Austin for another 3, I can’t say I’ve ever gotten the impression that Texans are any fatter per capita than any other Americans. Those rankings, from Men’s Fitness magazine, were not actually based on real weight/body fat data. It was inference based upon, I believe, the average commute, the number of fast food restaurants, air quality, the number of gyms, the number of parks, etc. It isn’t that there aren’t fatties in Houston (it is one of the biggest cities in the US, of course it is going to have a lot of fatties), I’m just not sure that there is a significant difference in the per capita fatties in Houston and Philly (the two fattest in 2005) vs. Seattle or Honolulu (the two fittest in 2005). And you know something is wrong with their methodology when Long Beach is 20th fattest, but L.A. is the 21st most fit, even though they are more or less one continuous metropolitan area. Likewise, Phoenix is fat, Tuscon is skinny. New York, fat, Boston fit. I don’t think their results really make any sense at all, especially when you have similar cities in similar locations going in opposite directions, or continuous metropolitan areas coming out differently.

fuckin nasty. i like the staring idea. then again thats kinda masochistic.

this is about the time when all hope was lost. whos up for a twinky taco, or a deep-fried-chocolate-covered-twinky-ham-roll

[quote]holifila wrote:
wow…just wow…I’m speechless.

By the way, does anyone know what the common acronyms that they use are? (BBW,SSBBW) I am morbidly curious .[/quote]

I’ve been online for toooooo long. BBW=Big Beautiful Woman, SSBBW= Super-Sized Big Beautiful Woman. That whole idea is disgusting as hell. If that’s not justification for abortion and mandatory sterilization I don’t know what is. Oh yeah, that Bareback homo site. I wonder how much of that was BS, and how much was real?

[quote]Kratos wrote:
holifila wrote:
wow…just wow…I’m speechless.

By the way, does anyone know what the common acronyms that they use are? (BBW,SSBBW) I am morbidly curious .

I’ve been online for toooooo long. BBW=Big Beautiful Woman, SSBBW= Super-Sized Big Beautiful Woman. That whole idea is disgusting as hell. If that’s not justification for abortion and mandatory sterilization I don’t know what is. Oh yeah, that Bareback homo site. I wonder how much of that was BS, and how much was real?
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I was wondering the same thing. I don’t know of anyone who would willingly do something like that.

~V