[quote]BreStruction wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]BreStruction wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
^ I was married to a fat woman does that count, I carried her fat ass for 5 years. [/quote]
If she was over 500lbs. Yes. [/quote]
Nope only half that, but it was for 5 years. 
I have held down full grown hogs to cut them, sorry nobody took pictures of them.
Just curious why the 500lb mark? [/quote]
I dont know too many people who can DL 500lbs… Do you? That’s like…Piano weight, no?[/quote]
Pianos are heavier, I helped moved one a few years back. Un. Fucking. Believably. Heavy. And I could deadlift > 600 lbs then.
[quote]BreStruction wrote:
[quote]DoubleDuce wrote:
I’ve picked up the end of felled trees to slide a log under them and make them easier to cut up.
I’ve pulled a 4 wheeler up on a tailgate.
I’ve used about all my strength to break loose bolts.[/quote]
NICE! A Yamaha four wheeler has a dry weight of 1160 pounds …for example.
http://www.chacha.com/question/how-much-does-a-yamaha-four-wheeler-weigh[/quote]
That’s wrong. I have a Prairie 700 and it’s only about 700lbs.
[quote]USMCpoolee wrote:
i use it mainly in hunting season as the main place i hunt doesnt allow atvs so i have to drag what i get out, usually a few miles to my truck. also as has been mentioned, ive had to move dead 4wheelers around several times.[/quote]
Ever carry a 275lb wild boar out of the woods? Not fun.
[quote]MassiveGuns wrote:
I omce ripped a 10ft roadsign out of the ground (concrete and tarmac) when I was coming home drunk. [/quote]
You were probably angry with some chick.
Well,we got in some couches and dressers at this time of year so I had to load some every once in awhile. Functional Strength ftw…I guess.
Come to think of it, how is training in the gym or in competitions not real life? Are we just imagining things? Are we not really lifting anything?
I was at the beach with this chick, when we noticed this couple who got their car stuck in the sand. Apparently, the knucklehead guy parked his tires on the sand just enough that he got stuck. The guy got behind the car to push, while his girl was in the driver seat working the gas pedal. The tires kept spinning and spinning. Good ol’ Max sees this, wants to mind his business, but the girl I was with insisted I help. The power of the pussy prevailed, and I did this push/deadlift kind of move at the rear bumper and got the tires freed up. The other guy was kind of embarrassed and his girl was jockin’ with the eyes. My girl, she showed her appreciation later… rather well.
One night, me and the boys from SC decide to go out for a night on the town. We are looking for parking, and found this one car that if it was moved a few feet forward or backward we could have fit our car. Our offensive tackle (pictured here) lifts the back end of the car (which was a Toyota Corolla or something like it) and walks it up a couple feet. That was pretty fucking amazing, since we were all dressed to the nines. He is the largest guy I have ever seen, probably one of the strongest too.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
…My girl, she showed her appreciation later… rather well.[/quote]
Could this possibly be a segue to http://tnation.T-Nation.com/free_online_forum/sex_girls_pictures_hot_pics_photo_women/licking_ass_rare[/quote]
LOL, I said rather well, not legendary.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]MaximusB wrote:
…My girl, she showed her appreciation later… rather well.[/quote]
Could this possibly be a segue to http://tnation.T-Nation.com/free_online_forum/sex_girls_pictures_hot_pics_photo_women/licking_ass_rare[/quote]
LOL, I said rather well, not legendary. [/quote]
But just think how the story conclusion coulda gone…“I poooshed a car outta de sand with me beeg strong mussels and me asshole has ne’er felt bedder.”[/quote]
Salute Push !
Me and 2 of my partners had to pull a 530lb man out of a two story apartment complex. He suffered an infarction and died so the city called us out to collect his body. Although it wasnt just me carrying him, believe me it wasnt easy. And it smelt so horribly bad. Pretty sad story.
I once wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands!
[quote]Sturat wrote:
I once got tired of watching my girlfriend at the time try to work that stupid screw jack that comes with you car. She was changing the rear tire and had put the spare on and started on the half hour journey to lower the car back to teh ground so I reached out, grabbed the wheel well and lifted the car off the jack to make it quicker.
Of course it was a geo metro so the whole car only weighs about 500 lbs. lol.[/quote]
making your girl change the tire herself…that’s ALPHA bro!!!
This one time, I was giving lift offs to Mark Bell. He layed back on the bench, did his set, and with his huge fat face, couldn’t get up. With his cheeks filled with water, leftovers from lunch, and probably a set of nuts, that thing had to weigh at least 650.
So a few minutes go by and inbetween wheezing, he starts to complain about how his head is starting to build up internal pressure, he’s having trouble seeing, etc… I finally deadlift his head off the bench. But I had to put my DL suit on, first.
