When Does Anaconda Come Out?

[quote]HBSBound wrote:

Also, people’s perception here is that they are getting free advice from some of the top coaches in the game in the form of free articles. While I have the utmost respect for some of the coaches here, we are paying for their every word though purchases of supplements. This is not a non-profit venture. [/quote]

This is mostly true. you aren’t forced to buy the supplements though.

And, some of the contributors get free supplements, but you better believe the cost is rolled into each sale to the customers

The FDA is too busy using BLAST ISOMETRICS on their HIGH THRESHOLD HYPERTROPHY PROGRAMS in conjunction with their EXTREME MUSCLE BUILDING FORMULA to actually declare ANACONDA: ANABOLIC LOAD legal for trade.

But seriously, I wonder if there’s FDA intervention going on here. Biotest had to slip Curcumin 500 under the radar because it’s a COX2 inhibitor, which is a hot button for the FDA. Maybe there’s something in Anaconda or something about it that’s concerning those FDA bastards.

[quote]HBSBound wrote:

Most other companies in this or any other industry closely adhere to pre-announced release estimates. If they do not, then heads tend to roll since someone must be made accountable. Here, though, we are a captive cluster of fanboys whom deserve nor demand updates or explanations as to why nothing has been released thus far. Of course, nobody wants to voice his/her opinion since the risk of being tagged a beginner/idiot/any combination of pejoratives is just too overwhelming.
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Lol.

I literally just spit my gum onto my keyboard.

[quote]HBSBound wrote:
stevo_ wrote:
Ocelot82 wrote:
Why is there no release date for it?

They have never given a firm release date for any product in the history of Biotest to my knowledge. They release shit when they want to, much like every company in more or less every industry I guess

There’s WAY more to it than just having the product ready.

Most other companies in this or any other industry closely adhere to pre-announced release estimates. If they do not, then heads tend to roll since someone must be made accountable. Here, though, we are a captive cluster of fanboys whom deserve nor demand updates or explanations as to why nothing has been released thus far. Of course, nobody wants to voice his/her opinion since the risk of being tagged a beginner/idiot/any combination of pejoratives is just too overwhelming.

Also, people’s perception here is that they are getting free advice from some of the top coaches in the game in the form of free articles. While I have the utmost respect for some of the coaches here, we are paying for their every word though purchases of supplements. This is not a non-profit venture. [/quote]

We may have to agree to disagree

[quote]stevo_ wrote:
HBSBound wrote:
stevo_ wrote:
Ocelot82 wrote:
Why is there no release date for it?

They have never given a firm release date for any product in the history of Biotest to my knowledge. They release shit when they want to, much like every company in more or less every industry I guess

There’s WAY more to it than just having the product ready.

Most other companies in this or any other industry closely adhere to pre-announced release estimates. If they do not, then heads tend to roll since someone must be made accountable. Here, though, we are a captive cluster of fanboys whom deserve nor demand updates or explanations as to why nothing has been released thus far. Of course, nobody wants to voice his/her opinion since the risk of being tagged a beginner/idiot/any combination of pejoratives is just too overwhelming.

Also, people’s perception here is that they are getting free advice from some of the top coaches in the game in the form of free articles. While I have the utmost respect for some of the coaches here, we are paying for their every word though purchases of supplements. This is not a non-profit venture.

We may have to agree to disagree[/quote]

Not sure that I have to agree to that. I don’t see a clear incentive.

[quote]yorik wrote:
Anaconda came out 4 months ago. You’re just not allowed to buy it. That’s right, YOU can’t have it. Muwahahaha![/quote]

There is a marketing strategy for you!

We have it, but wont sell it!

Wait, what?

[quote]Xab wrote:
The FDA is too busy using BLAST ISOMETRICS on their HIGH THRESHOLD HYPERTROPHY PROGRAMS in conjunction with their EXTREME MUSCLE BUILDING FORMULA to actually declare ANACONDA: ANABOLIC LOAD legal for trade.

But seriously, I wonder if there’s FDA intervention going on here. Biotest had to slip Curcumin 500 under the radar because it’s a COX2 inhibitor, which is a hot button for the FDA. Maybe there’s something in Anaconda or something about it that’s concerning those FDA bastards. [/quote]

You don’t have to run a new supplement through the FDA before it’s available for sale

[quote]orion wrote:
yorik wrote:
Anaconda came out 4 months ago. You’re just not allowed to buy it. That’s right, YOU can’t have it. Muwahahaha!

There is a marketing strategy for you!

We have it, but wont sell it!

Wait, what?

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Haven’t you seen South Park? “You can’t have it” is the world’s best marketing strategy.

Does this mean I can’t buy turmeric or curry powder in the grocery store anymore? Or cinnamon for that matter?

I read somewhere on these boards that it’s going to be expensive. I’m just wondering if the price difference will warrant the results. Like if I gain 10 lbs in a month using Surge Recovery and 11 with Anaconda, will that 1 lb more be worth the price tag. I can’t wait to evaluate this for myself, sounds like fun.

Anaconda’s not real. It does not exist.
Thibs isn’t actually a human being either.

[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
Xab wrote:
The FDA is too busy using BLAST ISOMETRICS on their HIGH THRESHOLD HYPERTROPHY PROGRAMS in conjunction with their EXTREME MUSCLE BUILDING FORMULA to actually declare ANACONDA: ANABOLIC LOAD legal for trade.

But seriously, I wonder if there’s FDA intervention going on here. Biotest had to slip Curcumin 500 under the radar because it’s a COX2 inhibitor, which is a hot button for the FDA. Maybe there’s something in Anaconda or something about it that’s concerning those FDA bastards.

You don’t have to run a new supplement through the FDA before it’s available for sale
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That may soon change.

[quote]Ocelot82 wrote:
I read somewhere on these boards that it’s going to be expensive. I’m just wondering if the price difference will warrant the results. Like if I gain 10 lbs in a month using Surge Recovery and 11 with Anaconda, will that 1 lb more be worth the price tag. I can’t wait to evaluate this for myself, sounds like fun.[/quote]

If I was gaining that much a month I wouldn’t give a shit about Anaconda.

The price tag was $80 for 2+ orders and $90 for one last I heard.

[quote]zooropa1150 wrote:
Anaconda’s not real. It does not exist.
Thibs isn’t actually a human being either.
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like the TV show “V”? sweet

[quote]zooropa1150 wrote:
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Thibs isn’t actually a human being either.
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Thibs is actually a hologram. The entire time I spent in Colorado, Tim was very adamant that I wasn’t to get too close to him, lest I accidentally come into contact when the cameras were filming . Now that I think about it, I don’t think Christian cast a reflection in the mirror either… curiouser and curiouser… -lol

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[quote]AllerCuzine wrote:
It has the same release date as duke nukem forever, star craft ghost, and dark fall. Probably also around the time the inzer bolt and wrath bench shirt hit the market.[/quote]

ROFL

people got huge before the rumors of Anaconda, and they’ll get huge without it for years to come… train hard, eat a lot… it works wonders

DUDE IT’S OUT NOW!!! Only level 0’s can buy it…suckas

its comes out on black friday to help stimulate the economy

[quote]AllerCuzine wrote:
It has the same release date as duke nukem forever, star craft ghost, and dark fall. Probably also around the time the inzer bolt and wrath bench shirt hit the market.[/quote]

Also when Diablo 3 actually get’s finished…