This should be interesting to Texans
The largest three-day rodeo in the United States is held on the Tehama County Fairgrounds in Red Bluff, California
Total farming-related sales in California were $26 billion. This amount represented about one-eighth of the national total, and equaled the total of the second and third largest farm states–Texas ($14 billion) and Iowa ($12 billion).
who knew!
[quote]malonetd wrote:
Jetric9 wrote:
Baldwin Park
Most cities in the country have a law similar to this.
And I miss California. Especially now with 18 inches of snow on the ground.[/quote]
Yeah no shit, I had to dig out some 2+foot snow drifts so my mom could get her car in the garage.
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Jetric9 wrote:
my state can kick your state’s ass
haven’t you ever seen surf ninjas? we have them here. ;>
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don’t forget about our ninja-cowboys. they have some pretty wicked lasso throws.
[quote]malonetd wrote:.
And I miss California. Especially now with 18 inches of snow on the ground.[/quote]
I know EXACTLY how you feel…
If you tell people that you used to surf to school and they believe you, you’re a Californian.
If 40 degrees is cold, because you own no real winter clothes, you’re a Californian.
If people from out of town say ‘hella’ around you, and you don’t know that they’re blatantly mocking you, you’re a Californian of the northern variety.
If vacation is ‘going to the snow,’ you’re a Californian.
If you ‘know’ there’s no civilization east of Las Vegas, you’re 100% Californian.
If your not from california and someone moves to your neighborhood from anywhere between San Francisco and Mexico chase them off, they’re like roaches. They’ll ruin everything, send them back to their liberal berkely or wherever with horror stories.
THIS IS NOT NECESSARILY CALIFORNIA!!! But, there are also some rednecks living there.
You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi.
You think a stock tip is advice on worming’ your hogs.
You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company
Your state’s got a new law that says when a couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
Your house still has the “WIDE LOAD”
sign on the back.
You got stopped by a state trooper.
He asked you if you had an I.D.
And you said, ‘Bout What?’
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
Your sister is the third generation
of women in your family to conceive
a baby as a result of an alien abduction.
If you can burp and say your name at the same time, you’re shur’nuff a redneck.
You think Possum is “The Other White Meat”
You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
You hooked up with your present girlfriend
as a result of a message on the wall of
the mens’ room at the Flying J Truck Stop.–LOL
The centerpiece on your dining room table
is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.
You think a quarter horse is a ride out in front of the Wal-Mart.
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it’s wheels.
Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.
You think safe sex is a padded headboard.
You think subdivision is part of a math problem.
You think there’s nothin wrong with incest
as long as you keep it in the family.
You may be a Redneck if …
You and your dog use the same tree.
You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.
You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are “Gentlemen, start your engines.”
Your father executes the “pull my finger”
trick during Christmas dinner.
You believe dual air bags refer to your wife and mother-in-law.
You’ve got more than one brother named ‘Darryl’.
You think the OJ Trial was a Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You were acquitted for murdering your first wife after she threw out your Elvis 8-tracks.
You think watching professional wrestling is foreplay.
The people on Jerry Springer’s show remind you of your neighbors
Your front porch collapses and four dogs git killed.
Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow. But she can’t touch it until she’s fourteen.
You’ve ever had to scratch your sisters
name out of a message that begins,
“For a good time time call…”
You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.
You have a bumper sticker that says,
“MY MOTHER’S AN HONOR STUDENT
AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH.”
You take a six-pack cooler to church.
You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since “Smokey and the Bandit” was snubbed for best picture.
You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.
You use a weedeater in your living room.
You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
The third grade teacher says little Bubba
could be a mathematical genius because he’s got thirteen fingers.
Fifth grade was the best six years of your life.
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
One of your kids was born on a pool table.
You have spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Someone asks to see your ID and you
show them your belt buckle.
Your dad walks you to school because
you are both in the same grade.
Mailpouch sends you Christmas cards.
Down where you come from reruns of
Hee Haw are called documentaries.
Your house doesn’t have curtains, but your truck does.
You need one more hole punched in your card
to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You have flowers planted in the bathroom fixture in your front yard.
On your first date you had to ask your
Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
You think the Mountain Men in Deliverance
were just “misunderstood”.
If you refer to the fifth grade as, “your senior year”.
Three quarters of the clothes you
own have LOGOS on them.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your wife.
Your `huntin dawg’ cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
You’ve been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.
You just bought an 8-track player to put in your truck.
You’ve ever climbed a water tower
with a bucket of paint
to defend your sister’s honor.
It’s easier to spray weed killer
on your lawn than mow it.
You think the three primary colors are
John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray.
Your pickup has a two-tone paint job
– primer red and primer gray.
Ya can’t get married to yer sweetheart
'cause there is a law against it.
You’ve been on TV more than 5 times
describing the sound of a tornado.
here are some pictures of rednecks living in california
2
3
swimsuit contestant
sisters having fun
[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
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What are they doing ??
I spent the first 26 years of my life in Southern California, and the last 22 in Northern California. They really need to split us into two separate states, the cultures are so different.
S. California has Disneyland, Hollywood, the LAPD, and lots of illegal immigrants from Mexico.
N. California has redwood forests, San Francisco, aging hippies, rain, and lots of illegal immigrants from Mexico.
OK, so there’s some over-lap.
[quote]sen say wrote:
Jetric9 wrote:
2
What are they doing ??[/quote]
Bobbing for Pigs Feet
i think californias overrated. my aunt lives out there in moutain view so ive been out a few times. ive been to SF and LA too and idk whats so special about it except i seen homeless people in beverly hills and thought it was funny. weirdest thing out there though is the way yall cross the street. like you guys actually use crosswalks and wait for lights to change, over here people just cross the street when they feel like it, even if traffic is coming.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
yall
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hehe… yall
I’m a native San Diegan and I do love it here. Jetric should have posted pics of the Pendleton mudrun!!! Now there is some crazy folks.
http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/f/8/f8e47-11.jpg
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
yall
Jetric should have posted pics of the Pendleton mudrun!!! Now there is some crazy folks.
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true champ
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
i think californias overrated. my aunt lives out there in moutain view so ive been out a few times. ive been to SF and LA too and idk whats so special about it except i seen homeless people in beverly hills and thought it was funny. weirdest thing out there though is the way yall cross the street. like you guys actually use crosswalks and wait for lights to change, over here people just cross the street when they feel like it, even if traffic is coming.[/quote]
Oh, Mountain View…home of the beloved Google (I cross myself as I go by) and of course the shitty Shoreline Ampitheater. All in all not a bad place though. Sure, we use crosswalks…on account of the fact some roadrager will mow your ass down Death Race 2000 style. Hippies and Hillbillies are worth the most points though, so I just mosh my way across.
‘Made up my mind to make a new start,
Going to california with an aching in my heart’