What`s so hot about Britney Spears?

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Truly, a mystery.

What does she have / have not that the other blondes out there in the States don`t/do have (all jobs confounded)?

Whether you compare her in her previous years or right now, I don`t see why people drool that much over her.

Theres tons of alternatives. Was she so pushed by the media that people think shes really all that? The virgin/whore controversy. The lies. The media spin game. Does not make her sexier, just more popular. Why people dig her that much ? Total mystery.

Tons of blonde playmates come before her in my mind when I think of a sexy blonde. Standards could be changing…

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Her hips. And see the video where she wears that red leather body suit. Shaa-wing!

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How about her hot bod! I think she’s hot and I would hit it right after I used raid on her choochie to get the Justin stank out of there. Yay me!!! :wink:

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Its the music video where shes dressed up as a school girl

And the fact that I had a dream about her last night and have been thinking Britney all day. :slight_smile:

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DAN C - see airing of grievances thread.

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She really has little talent(for those who don’t know) Screw the controversy and media spin and take a good look at that torso(stomach,hips,lower back and ASS). Plus the whole helpless look in her eyes. She is definetly a sex kitten. I realize she can be overexposed but her overexposure is nothing compared to that publicity whore J.Lo(still hot though). Agree anyone?
But hey being a sex kitten isn’t everything. I’d rather have it all - looks, talent, brains and sweet reservation. So give me Norah Jones over Britney anytime!

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JAREDNFS: You too go see the aforementioned thread.

And shut up. Let me worship Jenny McCarthy instead of Britney, will you? ;0) Kidding, as usual.

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If you’re into that stupid blonde slutty bitch thing, I guess she’d do it for ya. I couldn’t think of anything more boring; I wouldn’t sit through one of her videos if you payed me, “hot” or not.

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  1. If I were Justin Timberlake, you couldn’t tell me shit, no matter how much you benched or how much I looked like Screech. (He’s reportedly hit some other top-notch females as well as Britney.)

  2. Guys like her because she’s the cliched innocent-looking schoolgirl with a body that will not stop.

  3. From what I’ve gathered from this thread, she’s not everybody’s dream girl, she can’t sing, and she’s stupid. I wonder how the hell she has made more money than most of us will make in a lifetime.

  4. And oh yes, I’d hit it. I’d give that girl back problems.

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I"D HIT IT :slight_smile:

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I find nothing special about her above any other.

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Go to the beaches here in San Diego. Grab any of the 18 year old blond chicks, get 'em a boob job and tell 'em how to work out… and tada brittney spears. Oh yeah, get someone to write some songs for her to sing if she has an “ok” voice… and bam, Millions.

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RenegadeDragon’s on the money. There is abso-fucking-lutely nothing special about her. That is, if you have half a brain and can comprehend the persuasive power of the media.

Sure, she’s got a good figure - but nothing that a boob job and some training couldn’t give 100 bazillion other girls. Sure, with tons of makeup she’s kinda cute - again, 100 bazillion other chicks would look just as good with Hollywood hair and makeup. Hell, Jenny McCarthy ain’t shit without her silicone, training, dye job and false eyelashes either.

I think the “innocence” (read stupidity) in her eyes is what hooks a lot of guys. There’s no fucking way she’s intellectualy intimidating or has any strength of character…and that’s just what makes most men feel comfortable around a girl. Naturally, T-men are different. They may “hit it”, but only because it’s a warm wet hole.

But, on a positive note, she sure is fun to make fun of… :wink:

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Women really have no respect for this slut, do they?

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Her new album comes out in October!! I’m so stoked…

Yeah right.

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Reminds me of a roommate I had in college. The dude was obsessed with Britney Spears. I kid you not when I say he owned a grand total of 2 CD’s (Baby One More Time and Ooops I Did It Again). He had Britney posters all over his room and he was sure to record anything on MTV that was devoted to her.

I was always telling him that there many girls on campus that were just as good looking as her and probably a few that were better, but he just didn’t get it.

Funniest thing of all is that the guy was also the starting QB for the football team (NCAA D1 school at that)!

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Hmm… I really don’t have respect for sluts, either.

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JAREDNFS: Probably the ‘no special investment and tons of rewards (cash, attention, stardom, whatever fame can give you)’ aspect. A la ‘hey it could have been me there if I had a lobotomy’.

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Doesn’t Jenny have AIDS or was that a rumor, Heard thats why she doesn’t work for MTV any more, ok I may be stupid someone let me know if I am wrong

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Britney is nothin more than a blonde who can half-ass sing. That’s it. At least Christina Aguilera has some sexual piercings that we can dream of, - besides, she’s a freak in life, so what’s she like in bed?

My undergrad school had more hot ass girls than any place I’ve ever seen - many many many that were hotter than Britney-virgin-nonvirgin-don’t smoke-caught smoking-I’m honest-I lied-Spears