Call me Maybe, Dolphins Cheerleaders

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Oh my days…

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thanks for that.

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My bro told me a friend of his redid some of the lyrics from:
“I just met you, and this is crazy!
So here’s my number, and call me maybe!”

to

“I just met you and this shits crazy.
*snorts some bath salts.
YOUR FACE LOOKS TASTY!”

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With the rapid proliferation of free porn sites, with the hottest of women, in all varieties of undress, performing the most carnal and unspeakable acts, seeing a bunch of cheerleaders singing a shitty-ass song just doesn’t excite me. It’s kind of sad, really. It should…but it doesn’t.

Thanks for posting, though.

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[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
With the rapid proliferation of free porn sites, with the hottest of women, in all varieties of undress, performing the most carnal and unspeakable acts, seeing a bunch of cheerleaders singing a shitty-ass song just doesn’t excite me. It’s kind of sad, really. It should…but it doesn’t.

Thanks for posting, though.[/quote]
old man

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[quote]spar4tee wrote:
old man[/quote]

33 years old next month. I’ve got my doctor to write me a pre-emptive Viagra prescription, and have already filled a large bowl in my living room with congealed Werther’s Originals.

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[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:
old man[/quote]

33 years old next month. I’ve got my doctor to write me a pre-emptive Viagra prescription, and have already filled a large bowl in my living room with congealed Werther’s Originals.[/quote]
lol’d

Seriously though, this video is beautiful. Definitely HAVE NOT watched it about 4 times before this thread.

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The Dolphins may not be that great, but they have some seriously hot cheerleaders!

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[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
The Dolphins may not be that great, but they have some seriously hot cheerleaders![/quote]
would definitely penetrate

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Silly smiling moving women in bikinis make it easy to listen to vapid music.

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What makes autotunes so compelling is that performers of any kind no longer need to focus on learning to sing and can therefore spend more time in the gym.

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I minimized it off my screen when my boss came in, and all he heard was the gheyist music ever played…

errr call me maybe…kinda catchy

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Id rather watch Tiffany Mynx get a DP.

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[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Id rather watch Tiffany Mynx get a DP.

[/quote]

I don’t know who you’re talking about, or what that is, but I laughed out loud anyway.

Just because it’s you, sigh…

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[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Id rather watch Tiffany Mynx get a DP.

[/quote]

I don’t know who you’re talking about, or what that is, but I laughed out loud anyway.

Just because it’s you, sigh… [/quote]

Keep your little girl crush to yourself.

And google tiffany mynx DP.

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[quote]MattyXL wrote:
I minimized it off my screen when my boss came in, and all he heard was the gheyist music ever played…

errr call me maybe…kinda catchy[/quote]

HAHAHA! BUSTED!

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[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
With the rapid proliferation of free porn sites, with the hottest of women, in all varieties of undress, performing the most carnal and unspeakable acts, seeing a bunch of cheerleaders singing a shitty-ass song just doesn’t excite me. It’s kind of sad, really. It should…but it doesn’t.

Thanks for posting, though.[/quote]

Agreed.

Shit man, I clicked to see real fucking dolphins.

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Brunette in the orange bikini at 0:36 - insane!! : )

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[quote]SkyNett wrote:
Brunette in the orange bikini at 0:36 - insane!! : )[/quote]

About to post the same damn thing. I don’t know if its love at first sight or lust, all I know is my pants just shrunk.