What Is Your Definition Of Masculinity?

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Yeah. No pats on the back for shoo-ing a deer with a newspaper until it runs into traffic.

But if you get him from 800 yds. with a .30-06, You da man!

You made food by hitting something with another thing!

That is a happy pumpkin! :blush:

I hope it was a noble death. Many critters will be sustained by its remnants, and they to will become part of this cycle of life.

It’s an exercise in covering our scent for the hunt.

Then deer, moose and other game are like “Is that a chocolate IPA on the ridge?”

And BAM!

Dinner.

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Any schmuck can hit a deer with their car, but it takes a special kind of person to wear all blaze orange, hike 2 miles with pounds of gear and a large bore rifle, then using a scope that makes the deer look like it’s right in front of you, make a well placed shot that makes it so you don’t have to walk a another mile to find your kill before the coyotes do and then drag it out of the woods on a rope, going uphill the whole way.

Edit: I enjoy hunting…

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I was about to punch one one time. It kept eating my peonies. Then me and my brother were standing there in the back yard and it comes walking right out from behind the shed, then ducks back like we didn’t see it.

I was about to go Conan vs. Camel and chin check that mf’er. :rofl:

Vid for reference:

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not going to lie, I find the idea of killing 2 mice in one trap very exciting

efficient pest removal.

otoh, I find mice quite cute.

I used to watch the superbowl to watch big men tackle each other

I also find weaponry cool. Not sure where that puts me

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:man_shrugging:

What kind?

Petite and elegant edged weapons like daggers or projectiles and blunt trauma weapons and like Claymore or bastard type swords, axes, scimitar, etc?

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Cold weapons are inefficient. Effort and risk to destruction ration too high.

I prefer heavy tanks and artillery.

The Katyusha rocket holds a special place in my heart. The improvisation and added psychological warfare from the screeching of rockets against unfinished rails is just genius.

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You do seem like a fan of masculinity, but far be it from me to define you.

I heard this was an r&d quirk or latent benefit due to its resemblance to the pitch and tone of an angry wife.

:rofl:

Induced men into running straight in to the blast.

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I am inclined towards the A-10 warthog.

However, I do like the idea of battle axes and hammers.

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Just looked this up- it’s a sick fighter

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Ground attack aircraft built specifically for takin out tank battalions. Quite literally a plane designed around a gun.

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BRRRRRRRRTTT!

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It is once again uncanny how alike we are

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A fine choice.

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Hard to communicate just how loud that fucker is

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I feel like I graduated a level when I stopped telling my wife things that I found hilarious but knew would only elicit silence and a blank stare

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I know someone is a good friend when I can make a joke about Stalin and they laugh along