Oh no. Just thinking out loud.
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No deca dick is related to a deca byproduct. Nandrolone converts to dihydronandrolone (DHN) due to the enzyme 5a reductase (the same enzyme converts the test to DHT).
The problem here is that DHN binds to DHT receptors, but elicits virtually no androgenic effects compared to DHT.
The solution is to incorporate a DHT compound into your cycle, the mast and proviron are great examples and let them do the work.
High-dose low-test deca is more likely to cause deca dick, as you will have smaller amounts of DHT floating around.
When did I mention this is my first cycle, friend?
K, good luck with everything
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I donāt have much to add other than everything in this thread is ass-backwards (not the advice given).
I could do the āpoliteā thing and wish you good luck with it, but honestly I see little luck ahead and it would be hypocrite of me to say that.
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??? Isnāt Monday international Chest Day 
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Ah, I see. Apparently your previous cycles were wildly successful
and that must be why you posted a rookie question in the beginners section of the forum. Even stupider than I initially thought.
Weāll catch down in the pharma section later on for another exciting episode ofā¦ I have fucked my self up, or my dick wonāt work, pleae help!
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My wife hates when my dick doesnāt work.
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Letās put our physicists on the side to see whoās who?
You are stupid for misinterpreting my question, and being an arrogant motherfucker who likes to make fun of people.
If you think Iām a layman on the subject, Iāll post a picture of me here on this shitty forum and you post one of yours. So letās see who has the best physique.
Lol
Itās a shame you canāt post a picture of your brain instead and compare. I bet itās still small and malfunctioning, even after steroids. Stupidity is something drugs canāt fix.
And likely after your next cycle, thereāll be another body part you can add to the list of āsmall and malfunctioningā organs.
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Really? I was telling my wife of fucked up drugs that make you impotent and she asked which ones. Then I caught her shopping for deca the next day 
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Tread lightly sir.
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Uhmmmā¦ I donāt think I was the only who misinterpreted the question.
Be that as it may, I gave you fair warning your approach would not be well received. If you do not understand how to run a decent bro split you have no business running gear yet. I donāt give a shit if itās your first or tenth cycle.
I was trying to save you from yourself.
I have nothing to prove here. My arrogant, motherfucking ass is well established on this shitty forum. Everybody here knows what my physique looks like. But, if you feel the need to compare yourself to a 51 yo woman with Gravesā disease bring it on!
Now, put up or shut up!
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Oooohhā¦didnāt realize you were this much of a bad ass. Glad you replied before I did. I need not say anything more to this clown dick lol
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Ok, hereās my physicist, whereās yours?
In all seriousness though, @ChickenLittle is one of the most respected and valued posters on this site and even more importantly, I like her. It might be worthwhile considering whether her opinion has value before you dismiss her out of hand. Just because people disagree with you, doesnāt mean theyāre wrong or not worthy of respect.
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Who dares disrespect @ChickenLittle 
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Literally cracked up! Too funny!
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That was awesome
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We all know @ChickenLittle has an unfair advantage though, as she can take all the deca she wants without risking her dick stops working.
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Thatās right boys! Read it weep!
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