Names that seem to be a first and a middle bother me — like someone is hiding something. Is his whole name ‘Ron Paul Peckerhead’ or what?
So if you know his last name or want to create a last name for him, this is the place!
Was this supposed to be funny?
Fail.
If my ardent wish, an interview of Ron Paul here on T-Nation should bear fruits (look up my thread), you have to ask him this superimportant question, dear Headhunter.
[Dr. Paul, you seem to lack a middle name. What are you hiding?]
One of my cousins has two last names and two middle names…its like she doesn’t even know who she is…
Is there a wager going on over how many Ron Paul threads can fit on the first page?
At least is not W.
[quote]Beowolf wrote:
Was this supposed to be funny?
Fail.[/quote]
C’mon guys, where are those fertile imaginations?
How about Pope Ron Paul the Second?
I KNOW you guys can do better than that!
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
How about Pope Ron Paul the Second?
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HA! Now THAT was fucking funny!
[quote]Schwarzfahrer wrote:
If my ardent wish, an interview of Ron Paul here on T-Nation should bear fruits (look up my thread), you have to ask him this superimportant question, dear Headhunter.
[Dr. Paul, you seem to lack a middle name. What are you hiding?][/quote]
No, he seems to lack a last name.
Last names are important: Hitler’s last name was Schicklegruber until his father pulled off an adoption scam. Can you say ‘Heil Schicklegruber!!’ without laughing? Last names can change History.
Maybe it’s “Hiram”, like Ulysses S. Grant, who went by his middle name so he could actually hide his first…
Or maybe you’re just making up stupid reasons to make fun of a candidate you don’t support!
Yay, fun!
[quote]Headhunter wrote:
Schwarzfahrer wrote:
If my ardent wish, an interview of Ron Paul here on T-Nation should bear fruits (look up my thread), you have to ask him this superimportant question, dear Headhunter.
[Dr. Paul, you seem to lack a middle name. What are you hiding?]
No, he seems to lack a last name.
Last names are important: Hitler’s last name was Schicklegruber until his father pulled off an adoption scam. Can you say ‘Heil Schicklegruber!!’ without laughing? Last names can change History.
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—ron paul Prefontaine
—ron paul Parker
—ron paul Godhead
—ron paul Wiseman
—ron paul Jordan
—ron paul Nirvana
—ron Peter, paul, and Mary
—ron paul CHALCHIUHTLICUE
—ron paul DILMUN (Dilmun was allegedly the name of a bird headed creational god Sumerian gods who allegedly came to Earth from the planetoid Nibiru, more than 450,000 years ago, the Anu, Annunaki, etc.) Gods and Bloodlines - Crystalinks
Note, GODSWATERBUCKETS!!!.
—ron paul CHANG-SHENG
—ron paul Feng Shui
http://skepdic.com/fengshui.html
Or, we could just refer to him as: ron paul the greatest candidate ever. lifty actually said this.
JeffR
Ron Paul Bearer? (To bring his chances of making president to their final resting place)
Ron “Pay” Paul? (For easy internet donations)
Ron Episco Paul? (Bishop of the First Church of Loony)
Ron Paul Miped? (Since he’s an M.D., there’s a quack joke there somewhere…)
Ron Paul Eology? (The study of dinosaur politics)
Ron Paul Patine? (Great emperor name)
Ron Paul Estinian? (To piss of Zionists)
Ron Paul Eeze? (Pauleeze vote for me!)
Ron Paul Pitation? (He really gets his base excited…)
Ron Paul Pot.
Where’s my prize?
[quote]lixy wrote:
Ron Paul Pot.
Where’s my prize?[/quote]
pookie and lixy,
Good job!!!
Come on, let’s get everyone involved. We all know ron paul has that “little something extra.” Let’s name him.
JeffR
Ron Tzu Paul
EDIT:
or
Ron Paul Tzu
[quote]pookie wrote:
Ron Paul Bearer? (To bring his chances of making president to their final resting place)
Ron “Pay” Paul? (For easy internet donations)
Ron Episco Paul? (Bishop of the First Church of Loony)
Ron Paul Miped? (Since he’s an M.D., there’s a quack joke there somewhere…)
Ron Paul Eology? (The study of dinosaur politics)
Ron Paul Patine? (Great emperor name)
Ron Paul Estinian? (To piss of Zionists)
Ron Paul Eeze? (Pauleeze vote for me!)
Ron Paul Pitation? (He really gets his base excited…)
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I think we have a winner folks.
Pook,
Your finesse of the English language fills me with envy.
[quote]lixy wrote:
Ron Paul Pot.
Where’s my prize?[/quote]
This one made me laugh the most, though Pookie had some really good ones.
All of these have been dutifully forwarded to the Hillary people, just in case RP does not RIP.
ron paul rothschild
Mystery Solved!
Ronald E. Paul is his full name according to his desk name plate.
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EDIT: according to his wiki page it is Ronald Ernest Paul. Hmmm…the internet, huh?