What doesn't make you angry?

-I haven’t been injured for over a month
-I train better and harder now then ever before (thanks t-nation)
-Summer is on its way
-My girl takes pride in her four pack
-I was born and raised in the US
-I have decent health
-The sound system in my car sounds great when it’s turned up really loud
-I am not addicted to anything
-God blessed us with single malt scotch :wink:
-I’ve caught a few good waves
-I get to lift almost everyday
-I know about t-nation

Anybody else not angry about something?

not angry about the size of my wang

hey, someone had to say it

lumberjak’s mom isn’t angry about the size of my wang either.

Somebody had to say that, too.

ouch

Awesome. You know, every once in a while it is good to take a step back and put things in perspective. Sure we all come from different walks of life and have our own issues, but in the big scheme of things, the things that upset us are often petty. I think I’ll go and crack open a beer over that one.

Hell, I’m just Happy that Merlin’s mom wishes she could have my wang.

I love my husband (6’6", 270lbs of smart, funny, good-lookin’ male-flesh).
I love my job (I’m a regulator - no I don’t get to carry a gun).
I love my 1940 Indian Sport Scout.
I love my '65 panhead.
I love my '71 Guzzi.
I love my animals (feathered and furry).
I love my garden.
I love to train.

A few things…

The fact that I have 8 weeks off paid starting this week.
The fact that I don’t have to be clean shaved every day for 8 weeks.
Baseball season is here.
I have 8 weeks to lift and eat.
I finally know what my career is going to be.
I can accept the fact that I am addicted to forum posting on the internet.
I can close the #2
The supermaster is next.
I finally know what I want or dont want in a relationship.

A few things…

The fact that I have 8 weeks off paid starting this week.
The fact that I don’t have to be clean shaved every day for 8 weeks.
Baseball season is here.
I have 8 weeks to lift and eat.
I finally know what my career is going to be.
I can accept the fact that I am addicted to forum posting on the internet.
I can close the #2
The supermaster is next.
I finally know what I want or dont want in a relationship.

Getting a blow job has never made me angry. Ever.

Good call Anderson.
What doesn’t make me angry?
My daughter is doing great in college.
I have a few very good friends.
My dogs.
My fiance,who is way smarter than me,and loves me.
Being old enough to realize that most stuff is just not worth getting pissed over.
My ex-wife,who is responsible for the greater part of having a damn smart and good kid.

So, um, what job gives you 8 weeks paid vacation???

Need to know, immediately.

New Harley has been ordered and will be here in just a few weeks. It’s been way too long.

Right Side:

I work for a nuclear fuel facility.I am salaried like a teacher. We make reactor fuel for utilities all over the world- a bunch in the U.S. The fuel reloads are in the spring and fall so we work a shitload in the summer and winter. Inventory is in the spring as well. The plant shuts down and we go home for 8 weeks and still accrue vacation.During busy time we work XYZ which is KILLER on training. sucks ass. I don’t get paid enough. Going back to school.

rainbows dont make me angry

Tribex makes me happy. As does outlifting my workout partner by 50lbs on bench press.

Food, sports, music and the Olsen twins.

These are the 5 gifts of life.

This makes cock happy. :slight_smile:

Having three dates with three different chicks last weekend makes me happy.

Having two dates with one of the chicks from last weekend and a different chick all together this weekend makes me happy.

Knowing that I’ll be winning a bottle of Red Kat from Il Cazzo this weekend makes me happy.

Being free from illegal substances makes me happy.

Teaching makes me happy

Feeling my wheels fill up my jeans and my waist no longer filling my jeans makes me happy.

B.

everything makes me happy.

drawing breath makes me happy.

Being undefeated in soulcalibur for 3 years against my friends makes me happy.

sport makes me happy.

Hooking into a 6 lb largmouth bass makes me happy.

being in good health makes me happy.

knowing I control my own destiny makes me happy.

hot chicks make me happy (including my GF)

thats about it

Vanilla Coke

Colon Cleanse (laxative product that contains psyllium)

reruns of Wings on Nick At Nite,

My 4 Kettlebells

That Jessica Alba movie ‘Honey’ on DVD (movie looks horrible but damn she looks fine on the cover!)

Yeah, I have every reason not to get angry.

Being really sore after a heavy lift makes me happy because I know I did a great job.

Really getting something at school makes me happy.

Having a girl flirt with me when I did nothing to initiate the contact. That girl who waved to me from her car when I drove past on the freeway made me really happy and doesn’t even know it.

The fact that I can start riding my motorcycle again makes me happy.

Landing a summer job would make me extremely happy.

A great cycle of Mag-10 just in time to convince me to buy a couple of the big bottles makes me happy.

Watching my deadlift go up about 50lbs during said cycle makes me happy.

Playing hockey, no matter how much I suck and damn near trip over my own feet, makes me happy.

Seeing the ND Fighting Sioux get eliminated makes me happy. So would watching Denver knocking over UMD. Stupid junior colleges.

Being gifted by God with intelligence and the ability to lift and be athletic makes me more happy and thankful than I could ever express.