- the fact that I no longer need head at least once a week to keep from turning into a raging a-hole
- my guitar skills, which actually improved over a long layoff
- more people think I’m smart than think I’m dumb (more fool you)
- I procrastinate much less nowadays
- really short college girls with a bit of baby fat, especially the ass, with bows or ribbons in their hair…just wanna find a sturdy chair and some whipped cream…nevermind…
- health
- My family can afford to pay for college and I got a nice little grant to grad school
- friends
- a growing appreciation for fishing
- that I was born in the United States and have a penis, which I think avoid a great number of problems in this world
- getting progressively stronger over several years of training and being much smarter about it these days
- my car is 18 years old but still goes 70 on backroads at home
T-Mag, enough said
Nothing makes me angry… nothing but love here. But especially girls that know they are hot who smile at me anyways… I may not be hot… but they smile and whistle when I play frisbee in the park with no shirt on, so it all works out.
“the fact that I no longer need head at least once a week to keep from turning into a raging a-hole”
this would make me UN-happy, as in the opposite of happy.