I would venture to say it’s even easier than Valentine’s Day especially as that really only applies to those in a relationship.
I would go:
NYE
Halloween
Valentine’s Day
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I would venture to say it’s even easier than Valentine’s Day especially as that really only applies to those in a relationship.
I would go:
NYE
Halloween
Valentine’s Day
[/quote]
There are many desperate single women at clubs on Valentines day.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
Again I hate this fucking holiday.[/quote]
Yeah, it actually sucks.
We seem to get away with ‘not being home’ though without getting egged and generally fucked over so it’s not that bad around here.
When I was younger trick or treating was the shit though. Used to hate it when people ‘weren’t at home’ or we got an apple. I never egged anyone 'cos of it but it sucked. And now I’m that asshole. Oh well…
[quote]therajraj wrote:
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I would venture to say it’s even easier than Valentine’s Day especially as that really only applies to those in a relationship.
I would go:
NYE
Halloween
Valentine’s Day
[/quote]
There are many desperate single women at clubs on Valentines day.
[/quote]
Never thought of that! I was either the guy with a gf, the guy with a fuck buddy, or the guy sitting at home depressed b/c i lacked either. Seems I had a better option…
I still take NYE though. Everyone’s all glamed up and it gives you an excuse to find someone to hook up with at midnight
went as something scary past 2 yrs (Dr. Tongue from Day of the Dead) and another one.
This year thinking of doing Bad Santa and have the wife as a slutty Mrs. Clause 
Last year I was a lumberjack. It was the shit. I came up with the idea Oct. 30th at about 9pm. Next day on the way to work I bought some cheap boots at walmart, got home, threw on some jeans, a flannel shirt, and some red suspenders, grabbed my double-head axe (yes, a real one), slapped on my new boots, and out the door I went.
Again. It was the shit.
Probably the coolest couples costume I’ve ever seen was a Kid Rock/Pam Anderson duo at a party a couple years ago. They pulled it off perfectly, and it was hilarious.
I think I’ll be going as a pirate in the vein of Jack Sparrow with a prosthetic ass attached to my butt. Pirate’s Booty.
Last year a few friends and I went as Wyatt Earp’s crew from Tombstone.
The year before that, when I was still doing investment banking (and right as the credit crunch hit and the economy was in true clusterfuck mode) I went as a homeless banker. Two-tone Gordon Gekko style shirt, pin striped suit pants, along with a homeless guy cap, flannel jacket, and fingerless gloves. Had a cardboard sign that read “No bonus: Will work for Hookers & Blow.”
farmer, the costume will take some work though
No. Fucking. Way. hahahhaha that’s awesome!
The girl officially gave me the “no” to being the blue ox. Didn’t seem to thrilled about the Paul Bunyon mistress either. How about going as a hobo? Or is that not PC?
[quote]binky wrote:
farmer, the costume will take some work though
I wonder how much weed and beer it took to come up with that…and follow through.
^^How can that be real? Seems like you would die getting smashed into a hay bale?
[quote]gregron wrote:
^^How can that be real? Seems like you would die getting smashed into a hay bale?[/quote]
Not if you are really drunk/high. There is something about being really fucked up that makes stupid people magic.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]gregron wrote:
^^How can that be real? Seems like you would die getting smashed into a hay bale?[/quote]
Not if you are really drunk/high. There is something about being really fucked up that makes stupid people magic.[/quote]
Fucking Hillbilly’s probably one of my relatives.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]gregron wrote:
^^How can that be real? Seems like you would die getting smashed into a hay bale?[/quote]
Not if you are really drunk/high. There is something about being really fucked up that makes stupid people magic.[/quote]
I guess? Like drunk drivers who walk away from crashes uninjured?
[quote]bloodygonzo wrote:
That guy owned
The bar has been raised forever ^^^^
NUTSS
That costume is sweet. I saw two girls who were transformers after the first one came out but their costumes were made out of cardboard and were pretty shitty. That one is pretty amazing
You Halloween haters can go to hell.
No other time of the year is it cool to scare small children.