Ahhh Halloween. Where girls can show off their inner whore and not be judged for it.
I’m going to be Kenny Powers this year, last year I was the dude from the “My New Haircut” video. Last year there were 3 different guys dressed up as Billy Mays (one dressed as dead Billy Mays) at the party I was at.
[quote]eeu743 wrote:
Freshman year of college I went to my rugby team’s Halloween party dressed as a sexy kitty, complete with fishnet stockings and painted on whiskers. Unfortunately, I have no pictures of it. Last year I was lazy and just did the dork look.[/quote]
This is basically me every day of the year.
Not Halloween but one of my friends had a fancy dress for his 21st and my buddy went as Rambo. Here he is with his ‘Sylvester Stallone face’ and a ninja
I need another “sexy” word to call Babe the blue ox… I’m trying to go as Paul Bunyun with my beard and all and convince the lady to wear a little bit of blue and be my ox. It’s not working!!! Apparently being called an ox, bull, cow, etc is not attractive. Who knew?
[quote]therajraj wrote:
2 years ago I went as a Hasidic Jew… people loved it because I’m brown.
EDIT: Boy did I get a lot of stares… but most Jews have a good sense of humour so no issues.[/quote]
That’s alright. One time I went as a priest. (Lots of the tribe are brown, BTW.)
Have her go as Paul Bunyun’s lady-friend? She could work the plaid and short cut off jeans and carry around a blue stuffed ox/cow or something of the like. Give her numchucks too…everyone should have a pair of numchucks on halloween.
[quote]wiggles wrote:
I had to spend 24 hours in a wheelchair for a school project last year, and my day conveniently fell on halloween. So, I went as Lieutenant Dan.[/quote]
Next time, wear the girl’s Superman costume, stay in the wheelchair, and go as Christopher Reeves.
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
[quote]wiggles wrote:
I had to spend 24 hours in a wheelchair for a school project last year, and my day conveniently fell on halloween. So, I went as Lieutenant Dan.[/quote]
Next time, wear the girl’s Superman costume, stay in the wheelchair, and go as Christopher Reeves.[/quote]
Don’t be ridiculous. I am going as Super-girl this year and there can be only one.
PS, does anyone know where I can find some XXXXL pantyhose and a wonder bra that fits a 53" chest?
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
Riddick, except bigger :)[/quote]
ACK.
Add ‘fatter’ to that, too.
And sexier, of course.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
PS, does anyone know where I can find some XXXXL pantyhose and a wonder bra that fits a 53" chest?[/quote]
I could borrow you my early 90s American Gladiators outfit (stole it from my obese auntie, back in the day).
The pantyhose is violet, the bra is in pink with green stripes. PM me.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
[quote]wiggles wrote:
I had to spend 24 hours in a wheelchair for a school project last year, and my day conveniently fell on halloween. So, I went as Lieutenant Dan.[/quote]
Next time, wear the girl’s Superman costume, stay in the wheelchair, and go as Christopher Reeves.[/quote]
Don’t be ridiculous. I am going as Super-girl this year and there can be only one.
PS, does anyone know where I can find some XXXXL pantyhose and a wonder bra that fits a 53" chest?[/quote]
the internet… you can find anything on there!
I talked to my buddy and he ordered his costume the other day. He’s gonna be Lara Croft… Its going to be hilarious
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
[quote]wiggles wrote:
I had to spend 24 hours in a wheelchair for a school project last year, and my day conveniently fell on halloween. So, I went as Lieutenant Dan.[/quote]
Next time, wear the girl’s Superman costume, stay in the wheelchair, and go as Christopher Reeves.[/quote]
Don’t be ridiculous. I am going as Super-girl this year and there can be only one.
PS, does anyone know where I can find some XXXXL pantyhose and a wonder bra that fits a 53" chest?[/quote]
With America as fat as it is these days I doubt you’ll have too much trouble. Today I saw a lady who may have had a 60 inch waist/chest (it was all one big mass).
I’m gonna fly in robilyn and go as syates
[quote]LiquidMercury wrote:
Have her go as Paul Bunyun’s lady-friend? She could work the plaid and short cut off jeans and carry around a blue stuffed ox/cow or something of the like. Give her numchucks too…everyone should have a pair of numchucks on halloween.[/quote]
I shall throw this recommendation into the mix. Especially the numchuck idea
Let me ask…is it wrong to not want a bunch of kids at your house asking for candy?
I never lived in a nice enough neighborhood to have kids do this anyway but I think we have a lot of kids around me now and I don’t want to be the one guy not doing the trick or treat thing.
Do kids even do this much anymore?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Let me ask…is it wrong to not want a bunch of kids at your house asking for candy?
I never lived in a nice enough neighborhood to have kids do this anyway but I think we have a lot of kids around me now and I don’t want to be the one guy not doing the trick or treat thing.
Do kids even do this much anymore?[/quote]
Yes they still do this, and chances are if you live in a neighborhood that is middle to high income they will show up at your house. Doesnt matter if all your lights are off and you are hiding in your closet, the little fuckers will be at your door. And if you think I will just not be home, I will go to a little adult get together. Well then they will fuck up your shit and egg your house. Good luck. Again I hate this fucking holiday.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Let me ask…is it wrong to not want a bunch of kids at your house asking for candy?
I never lived in a nice enough neighborhood to have kids do this anyway but I think we have a lot of kids around me now and I don’t want to be the one guy not doing the trick or treat thing.
Do kids even do this much anymore?[/quote]
They do it. What my parents do (I live in an apartment complex and they don’t really do it here) is set up an adult gathering at the top of the street (their house is down in the cul-de-sac) and that way everyone brings the candy up there, no one goes past that adult gathering which is really a table with candy and people grilling out/having some beers/socializing. That way they all get to still have a good time, their houses don’t get egged/TP’d and the kids get their candy.
[quote]LiquidMercury wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Let me ask…is it wrong to not want a bunch of kids at your house asking for candy?
I never lived in a nice enough neighborhood to have kids do this anyway but I think we have a lot of kids around me now and I don’t want to be the one guy not doing the trick or treat thing.
Do kids even do this much anymore?[/quote]
They do it. What my parents do (I live in an apartment complex and they don’t really do it here) is set up an adult gathering at the top of the street (their house is down in the cul-de-sac) and that way everyone brings the candy up there, no one goes past that adult gathering which is really a table with candy and people grilling out/having some beers/socializing. That way they all get to still have a good time, their houses don’t get egged/TP’d and the kids get their candy.[/quote]
Honestly, this is the one holiday I hate. Most people don’t even know what they are celebrating…and I am not sure how many kids i will piss off when I hand them tooth brushes and toothpaste.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I am not sure how many kids i will piss off when I hand them tooth brushes and toothpaste.[/quote]
YES!!! That is awesome! You should answer the door in some scrubs with all your dentist gear on and fake blood splattered all over… then hand them toothbrushes. That would be great!
“Brush your teeth or else!”
Hallowe’en is awesome. Easiest holiday to get laid on. Well… aside from Valentine’s Day.
