Halloween is already near!
Anyone already have costume plans?
I am going to dress up as Michael Myers since with my height and build would match his.
We dont really have halloween here,maybe a few kids knocking on my door asking for candy.So it could when i answer the door in my costume with large kitchen knife in hand with a slight tilt of my head.
here was me last year
I like to dress up as Mrs Lovett from Sweeney Todd, with my rat’s nest hair and pale complexion, but I don’t know about this year. I need a better corset - mine doesn’t have good boning or laces - so I might just dress like a chick annoyed with trick or treaters.
a milk man. or frank from donnie darko. or maybe a lunch lady.
The conversation between me and my girlfriend when we went to the Halloween:
“Can I wear that?” she asks
“No.”
“Can I wear that?”
“No.”
“Can I wear that?”
“No?”
“Why the fuck not?”
“Because it’s Halloween, and you have to be scantily clad.”
“You mean ‘Look like a whore?’”
"In so many words, yes. That’s why it’s my favorite holiday.
alan from the hangover. beard, baby carrier, fake baby, and a wolf t-shirt. i think people will get it.
[quote]tjamesdavis wrote:
alan from the hangover. beard, baby carrier, fake baby, and a wolf t-shirt. i think people will get it.[/quote]
Nice
1st pic sucked, better version
Lester from Beakman’s World aka the dirty rat from that kids show.
[quote]jehovasfitness wrote:
1st pic sucked, better version[/quote]
Were you supposed to be a guy in a motorcycle accident? That reminds me of something is saw before…
Last year I was at a club party, and the guy that won was a “one night stand”. He was a lamp with a “table” around his waist and on the table was condoms, lube, an ashtray, and a porno box or something like that. It was pretty good.
The best costume I ever did was a “freudian slip” I wore a woman’s slip with a bunch of freudian terms written all over it ( I was sure to write “penis envy” right over my junk) It was pretty cool - I went home with a hot cowgirl.
3 of my friends and I are going as the survivors from Left 4 Dead. We’re still not sure about what we’re going to do about guns.
I’m going to wear my orange SlipKnot jumpsuit, a Richard Nixon mask, a Vietnamese rice farmer hat (one of those round ones with the pointy top) and a strap-on dildo.
My roommate wants us to go somewhere together as scantily clad condiments.
She said I am to be ‘spicy mustard’…I’m still waiting on a mock up of this “costume.”
I vaguely remember hearing something about a yellow skirt and painting my upper half, she’s been into this painting mode lately…
[quote]crimson_lily wrote:
My roommate wants us to go somewhere together as scantily clad condiments.
She said I am to be ‘spicy mustard’…I’m still waiting on a mock up of this “costume.”
I vaguely remember hearing something about a yellow skirt and painting my upper half, she’s been into this painting mode lately…[/quote]
Oh Lilly do I have the cosume for you, found this at my local grocery store.
I was thinking of Tarzan, but I’m not buff enough! Maybe next year…
Kidding. I’ll think about it.
[quote]dday wrote:
crimson_lily wrote:
My roommate wants us to go somewhere together as scantily clad condiments.
She said I am to be ‘spicy mustard’…I’m still waiting on a mock up of this “costume.”
I vaguely remember hearing something about a yellow skirt and painting my upper half, she’s been into this painting mode lately…
Oh Lilly do I have the cosume for you, found this at my local grocery store.[/quote]
Oh thanks for letting me know that’s a costume…I’ve apparently been celebrating Halloween on a daily basis 
[quote]crimson_lily wrote:
dday wrote:
crimson_lily wrote:
My roommate wants us to go somewhere together as scantily clad condiments.
She said I am to be ‘spicy mustard’…I’m still waiting on a mock up of this “costume.”
I vaguely remember hearing something about a yellow skirt and painting my upper half, she’s been into this painting mode lately…
Oh Lilly do I have the cosume for you, found this at my local grocery store.
Oh thanks for letting me know that’s a costume…I’ve apparently been celebrating Halloween on a daily basis :)[/quote]
NICE!!!