2 years ago I went as a Hasidic Jew… people loved it because I’m brown.
EDIT: Boy did I get a lot of stares… but most Jews have a good sense of humour so no issues.
Last year I was Desiree Jennings. No one knew who the hell I was, until I started walking backwards and running all night. Surprisingly enough, only a few people got offended.
If no one remembers her, it was the cheerleader who claimed she got messed up from the flu shot and could only preform tasks while running or walking backwards… Then got magically healed by duck piss or something.
Anyway, I’ll try to find a picture.
[quote]Im_New_Feed_Me wrote:
Last year I was Desiree Jennings. No one knew who the hell I was, until I started walking backwards and running all night. Surprisingly enough, only a few people got offended.
If no one remembers her, it was the cheerleader who claimed she got messed up from the flu shot and could only preform tasks while running or walking backwards… Then got magically healed by duck piss or something.
Anyway, I’ll try to find a picture.[/quote]
Dude, that’s just weird.
[quote]gregron wrote:
Ethanwast: that costume is sweet. How could you just throw it out? Did you have any ‘furries’ hitting on you?
ID: you should pass out candy AS pedo bear. That would be hilarious.
Waldo: going as Charlie would be awesome. If you could find that shirt it would be hilarious. When people ask what your dressed up as you can say “A full on rapist”
Coolnatedawg: hmmmm bald with a beard… You could be Jeff bridges character from Iron Man but that’s kinda boring. Or get a $15 really long wig and go as one of the dudes from ZZ Top
PMPM: that’s a great costume! What did you wear it for earlier this year?[/quote]
Your post reminded me of some other costumes I have done, mostly for fraternity parties.
80’s party: dressed up like an 80yr old man
Middle School dance: went as a pedophile- hat, sun glasses, overall suspicious look, etc passing out candy and walkin around with my friends puppy
went as Waldo back when I was skinny as hell
I can ditch the beard if need be. But then I am a bald character again- need to find a some version of Vin Diesel to go as. I am constantly told I look like thim
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’m gonna be the grumpy bastard who waits at home so the little fuckers can constantly ring my doorbell, then stand there like drones in drag awaiting a candy handout. Then when I run out of candy, I can expect my house to be egged late into the night.
I fucking HATE Halloween. [/quote]
X 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000. Damn ID are we just getting old? Fucking kids get off my lawn. In my old house I had those solar powered flower bed lights and one of those little fuckers just walked up and punted it like it was a football. My wife loves it but I fucking hate halloween. Sorry Greg go back to having fun. Fucking kids…grumbles and walks away…[/quote]
Look guys, I’ll give you one reason to like Halloween regardless of how annoying trick or treaters can be: Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.
[quote]gregron wrote:
Ethanwast: that costume is sweet. How could you just throw it out? Did you have any ‘furries’ hitting on you?
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Thanks man, it was hard to get rid of. But my general theory is that if I don’t use something for 3 months I’ll never use it again. I throw away everything. I hate clutter. Besides I was packing light when I moved to Atlanta, everything I own fit in two suitcases.
But the real question is, what are you going to be for Halloween? (I hope you didn’t answer that already)
[quote]ethanwest wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’m gonna be the grumpy bastard who waits at home so the little fuckers can constantly ring my doorbell, then stand there like drones in drag awaiting a candy handout. Then when I run out of candy, I can expect my house to be egged late into the night.
I fucking HATE Halloween. [/quote]
X 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000. Damn ID are we just getting old? Fucking kids get off my lawn. In my old house I had those solar powered flower bed lights and one of those little fuckers just walked up and punted it like it was a football. My wife loves it but I fucking hate halloween. Sorry Greg go back to having fun. Fucking kids…grumbles and walks away…[/quote]
Look guys, I’ll give you one reason to like Halloween regardless of how annoying trick or treaters can be: Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.[/quote]
And thats another thing, I fucking diet all year round cause I am a former fat ass, and then there is 30 fucking pounds of candy in the house tempting me. Calling me in the middle of the night, waking my ass up to come in and eat 30 Reeses Peanut Butter Cups standing in the dark in my kitchen. Halloween sucks.
[quote]ethanwest wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
I’m gonna be the grumpy bastard who waits at home so the little fuckers can constantly ring my doorbell, then stand there like drones in drag awaiting a candy handout. Then when I run out of candy, I can expect my house to be egged late into the night.
I fucking HATE Halloween. [/quote]
X 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000. Damn ID are we just getting old? Fucking kids get off my lawn. In my old house I had those solar powered flower bed lights and one of those little fuckers just walked up and punted it like it was a football. My wife loves it but I fucking hate halloween. Sorry Greg go back to having fun. Fucking kids…grumbles and walks away…[/quote]
Look guys, I’ll give you one reason to like Halloween regardless of how annoying trick or treaters can be: Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.[/quote]
Look here EW, that’s no incentive. I can eat Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups any time of year… and without the Halloween aggravation! These kids are like little terrorists. And like my man DHJT said, they have no respect for my property. I endure their shit all year (just 2 weeks ago they punched in the entire side of my mailbox), and the Mischief Night/Halloween combo is just pure hell waiting to happen. It’s like a free pass to them.
Well maybe this is the year I hide in the shrubs in front of my house with the garden hose set on “Jet” mode.
(Evil laugh here)
[quote]fivefeetoffury wrote:
I was thinking of dressing up as my World of Warcraft character, a Night Elf, do a little cosplay, you know [/quote]
You HAVE to do this costume, it’s got you written all over it.
[quote]DJHT wrote:
And thats another thing, I fucking diet all year round cause I am a former fat ass, and then there is 30 fucking pounds of candy in the house tempting me. Calling me in the middle of the night, waking my ass up to come in and eat 30 Reeses Peanut Butter Cups standing in the dark in my kitchen. Halloween sucks. [/quote]
No way man. I love blowing a perfectly good diet. Last Halloween I remember I was having a party and I had to get candy and snacks for people, but I didn’t want to eat shit. So I purposefully got candy that I hate because I figured then I wouldn’t want to eat it. Here’s the thing, I got shitfaced and pigged out on candy I hate, haha. I remember getting up in the middle of the night and running to the bathroom to both shit and puke out a belly full of beer and crappy candy. It was coming out of my mouth, my nose, my ass, everything. That was rock bottom…I had to shower off before I could go back to bed. It was great. This year I’m getting reeses cups, and mini butterfingers instead.
What’s the worst candy? Necco wafers and Bit o’ Honeys have my vote.
[quote]ethanwest wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
And thats another thing, I fucking diet all year round cause I am a former fat ass, and then there is 30 fucking pounds of candy in the house tempting me. Calling me in the middle of the night, waking my ass up to come in and eat 30 Reeses Peanut Butter Cups standing in the dark in my kitchen. Halloween sucks. [/quote]
No way man. I love blowing a perfectly good diet. Last Halloween I remember I was having a party and I had to get candy and snacks for people, but I didn’t want to eat shit. So I purposefully got candy that I hate because I figured then I wouldn’t want to eat it. Here’s the thing, I got shitfaced and pigged out on candy I hate, haha. I remember getting up in the middle of the night and running to the bathroom to both shit and puke out a belly full of beer and crappy candy. It was coming out of my mouth, my nose, my ass, everything. That was rock bottom…I had to shower off before I could go back to bed. It was great. This year I’m getting reeses cups, and mini butterfingers instead.
What’s the worst candy? Necco wafers and Bit o’ Honeys have my vote.[/quote]
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]ethanwest wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
And thats another thing, I fucking diet all year round cause I am a former fat ass, and then there is 30 fucking pounds of candy in the house tempting me. Calling me in the middle of the night, waking my ass up to come in and eat 30 Reeses Peanut Butter Cups standing in the dark in my kitchen. Halloween sucks. [/quote]
No way man. I love blowing a perfectly good diet. Last Halloween I remember I was having a party and I had to get candy and snacks for people, but I didn’t want to eat shit. So I purposefully got candy that I hate because I figured then I wouldn’t want to eat it. Here’s the thing, I got shitfaced and pigged out on candy I hate, haha. I remember getting up in the middle of the night and running to the bathroom to both shit and puke out a belly full of beer and crappy candy. It was coming out of my mouth, my nose, my ass, everything. That was rock bottom…I had to shower off before I could go back to bed. It was great. This year I’m getting reeses cups, and mini butterfingers instead.
What’s the worst candy? Necco wafers and Bit o’ Honeys have my vote.[/quote]
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Hahaha, I love it. Man, I had a contract at Cadbury for a while. I could eat or drink anything they made for free, thing is I didn’t want any of it, hahaha.
I work in a bar now so it is a bit unweildy to dress up when I’m working. But before I started in the bar scene I had a few good costumes.
Forrest Gump (Blue short sleeve button up, flat red hat, khakis that were too short and red nike running shoes!)
Dr. House
The Hanson Brothers (From Slap Shot, with two of my buddies)
You’re welcome.
[quote]HeavyTriple wrote:
You’re welcome.[/quote]
Wonderful
[quote]HeavyTriple wrote:
You’re welcome.[/quote]
We’re fucked.
I was greenman last year … I think the birds of war idea is awesome
[quote]LiquidMercury wrote:
I was a school boy last year and my gf was a sexy nerd. My costume had shorts shorter then the guy from Reno 911, white button down, a short tie, red suspenders, and a fedora. My gal was wearin a short plaid dress glasses (with bandaid), and a ruler in 4 inch heels.
The best costume I saw last year was a bunch of guys that had stolen grocery carts and turned them into mario kart cars and dressed up as the various characters from mario kart with the ballons tied up overhead like the battle mode.
Also saw a guy as a giant cat post.
We’re still trying to figure out what to do this year.[/quote]
The Mario Kart thing is fucking awesome