[quote]LiquidMercury wrote:
I was a school boy last year and my gf was a sexy nerd. My costume had shorts shorter then the guy from Reno 911, white button down, a short tie, red suspenders, and a fedora. My gal was wearin a short plaid dress glasses (with bandaid), and a ruler in 4 inch heels.
The best costume I saw last year was a bunch of guys that had stolen grocery carts and turned them into mario kart cars and dressed up as the various characters from mario kart with the ballons tied up overhead like the battle mode.
Also saw a guy as a giant cat post.
We’re still trying to figure out what to do this year.[/quote]
The Mario Kart thing is fucking awesome[/quote]
What was awesome was watching them have a “battle match” in the middle of the street and then one of them being hauled off to jail after he “blew up” a cop car with half a watermelon which he had termed a “green turtle shell”.
A few years ago I went as a “Freudian slip”. I squeezed into a woman’s slip that had “penis envy”, “id”, “ego”, “super ego”, “repression”, etc… written in black magic marker all over it.
I had a friend who went out wearing a plain baby blue sweatshirt with cotton balls stuck all over it. He also had a mist/squirt bottle filled with water hooked on his back pocket.
So you ask him what he is and he responds…
Partly cloudy…(grabs the bottle and squirts whoever is asking)…with a chance of rain.
All the girls kept getting their friends to go ask him what he was…so it was a complete success.
[quote]mallen5 wrote:
I had a friend who went out wearing a plain baby blue sweatshirt with cotton balls stuck all over it. He also had a mist/squirt bottle filled with water hooked on his back pocket.
So you ask him what he is and he responds…
Partly cloudy…(grabs the bottle and squirts whoever is asking)…with a chance of rain.
All the girls kept getting their friends to go ask him what he was…so it was a complete success.
Mario Kart and Birds of War are my favorite so far. I went to a Jersey Shore party a while back and dressed up as that which was really fun. I’m thinking of possibly going as “The Situation” this year but I’m not sold on that one yet.
Also talked about going as Lone Star from Space balls and my buddy would go as Barf
Or old school NBA style with te short shorts and really tight basketball jerseys… Larry Bird and Magic Johnson… We’re both white so I’ll need a lot of body paint to pull of Magic Johnson
I also thought of dressing in all gold spandex… Like head to toe and carrying around a boombox… When girls ask me what I’m supposed to be I’d push play (have some popular dance song come on), stand there, put my arms up and say “a stripper pole” then let the girls grind me… Not sure though
[quote]gregron wrote:
I also thought of dressing in all gold spandex… Like head to toe and carrying around a boombox… When girls ask me what I’m supposed to be I’d push play (have some popular dance song come on), stand there, put my arms up and say “a stripper pole” then let the girls grind me… Not sure though[/quote]
You may attract more fat chicks than its ultimately worth. Consider that gold costume ruined with red stripes and vomit chunks by the end of the night.
I personally am going as Kerley before he lost all that weight. Personally I think he was more down to earth then.
[quote]gregron wrote:
I also thought of dressing in all gold spandex… Like head to toe and carrying around a boombox… When girls ask me what I’m supposed to be I’d push play (have some popular dance song come on), stand there, put my arms up and say “a stripper pole” then let the girls grind me… Not sure though[/quote]
You may attract more fat chicks than its ultimately worth. Consider that gold costume ruined with red stripes and vomit chunks by the end of the night.
I personally am going as Kerley before he lost all that weight. Personally I think he was more down to earth then.[/quote]
Yeah I think the stripper pole is a good idea in theory but probably wouldn’t work out quite as planned.
I had a buddy go as Santa Claus one year and he said it was awesome. Girls sitting on his lap all night telling them what they wanted for Christmas or if they’d been naughty or nice
[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I support the gold spandex but I would do silver instead- silver poles seem more common in strip clubs than gold.
I am a big fan of the cloudy/rain costume. Not a fan of “the Situation.” I like to do costumes that aren’t so common and also invoke laughing.
My friend went as a banana and I bought one of those gorilla costumes and chased him around DC once. That was fun…[/quote]
I had a friend go as Tinker Bell and she had a bunch of people with her doing the Peter Pan theme… One of the guys was Peter Pan and his best friend dressed in all black and was his shadow. He followed him around a lot of the night. It was a cool costume I thought
Last year I was a zombie and my buddy was Woody Harelsons (sp?) character from Zombie Land. I’ve got a picture that I’ll post later hut it was a lot of fun. Kind of forgotni was dressed up and had my face all painted. Some people thought I had really been hit by a car or something by the end of the night.
going as a pimp version of Santa Claus. Picked up a Santa suit on sale after Christmas, do some modifications to the jacket, red shirt underneath, fake gold chain with big ass gold ornament on it and a candy cane pimp stick.
This was my buddies custome a year or two back. It was either right before the iPad came out, when everyone was speculating it. He made a fake one with a picture frame, you wouldn’t believe how many people thought it was real at first glance.
